Foxyangel0425
07-29-2003, 03:55 AM
The Perfect Job
Author Unknown
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ...
couldn't concentrate.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ...
mainly because it was just a sew-sew job.
Then I tried to be a chef ... figured it would add a little spice to my,
life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the
work was just too draining.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the
mustard.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so
they gave me the ax.
I was fired from a job at a zoo feeding the giraffes because I just wasn't
up to it.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the
job.
I found being an electrician was interesting, but the work was shocking.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a
historian until I realized there was no future in it.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have the patients to
finish.
My very best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
noteworthy.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my
net income.
My last job was working at a coffee shop, but I had to quit because it was
always the same old grind.
SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
Author Unknown
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ...
couldn't concentrate.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ...
mainly because it was just a sew-sew job.
Then I tried to be a chef ... figured it would add a little spice to my,
life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the
work was just too draining.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the
mustard.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so
they gave me the ax.
I was fired from a job at a zoo feeding the giraffes because I just wasn't
up to it.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the
job.
I found being an electrician was interesting, but the work was shocking.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a
historian until I realized there was no future in it.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have the patients to
finish.
My very best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
noteworthy.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my
net income.
My last job was working at a coffee shop, but I had to quit because it was
always the same old grind.
SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!