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Foxyangel0425
07-23-2003, 12:46 PM
There's a light at the end of every tunnel------Just pray it's not a train.


A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each
child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with
the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done
by first graders.

Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that
these are first graders... "6" year-olds!

Better to be safe than...................... Punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the ..........................bug is close.
It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time.
Never underestimate the power of............termites.
You can lead a horse to water but........... how?
Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.
No news is..................................impossible.
A miss is as good as a...................... Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new.............. math.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll....... stink in the morning.
Love all, trust.............................me.
The pen is mightier than the................pigs.
An idle mind is...............the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke there's................. pollution.
Happy the bride who............gets all the presents.
A penny saved is............................ not much.
Two's company, three's...................... the Musketeers.
Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...........you have
to blow your nose.
There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.
You get out of something only what you..... see in the picture on the
box.
When the blind leadeth the blind............ get out of the way.

And the favorite:::::::::

Better late than........................... pregnant.

Glow Plug
07-23-2003, 12:57 PM
lol :D

MOUSE
07-23-2003, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Foxyangel0425

When the blind leadeth the blind............ get out of the way.



i love that one

Rip_Tear
07-23-2003, 02:26 PM
When the blind leadeth the blind............ get out of the way.

LMAO! Those are great!

CHAUNCY
07-23-2003, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by Rip_Tear
When the blind leadeth the blind............ get out of the way.

LMAO! Those are great!

Crazy4bluEx
07-23-2003, 02:29 PM
the blind one is good, had me laughin for a good while :D

killed300ex
07-23-2003, 02:42 PM
lol those are pretty good

MXcutie
07-23-2003, 02:50 PM
those are pretty good... i have alittle cuz goin into 3rd grade and i can see her stating some of those

CowsBitePeople
07-23-2003, 02:54 PM
ROTFLMGDMFAO!!!!

flyin#5
07-23-2003, 02:55 PM
lmao... the blind one was good

4Man450es
07-23-2003, 04:06 PM
HAHA :D

Foxyangel0425
07-24-2003, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by MXcutie
those are pretty good... i have alittle cuz goin into 3rd grade and i can see her stating some of those


maybe you should try some on her/him and see what they come up with :D ;)

sickmojave
07-24-2003, 12:55 AM
When the blind leadeth the blind.


I think I rode with them
:cool:

SGA
07-24-2003, 01:36 AM
LOL, I printed them and will pass them around the office

Foxyangel0425
07-25-2003, 07:58 AM
b

kawiman273
07-25-2003, 09:31 AM
A penny saved is............................ not much.


lmao:D :D :D :D

Foxyangel0425
07-27-2003, 04:39 AM
what they say is pretty cute.....

250rmike
07-27-2003, 04:46 AM
lmao

chinese proverbs:

man who fish in another mans well catch crabs

man who run in front of car gets tired man ho runs behind car gets exhausted

virginity is like a bubble one prick all gone

it takes many nails to build a crib but takes only one screw to fill it

i cant remember anymore right now

JATV250
07-27-2003, 06:30 AM
lol, those are funny.:D
better late than pregnate. good one

bongwater200
07-27-2003, 11:34 AM
Man with one hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.