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Chef
07-11-2003, 05:43 PM
LMFAO!! http://www.crazythoughts.com FUNNY STUFF!!!!!!

a Preview: If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Narly R
07-11-2003, 05:49 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!:D That is funny! who comes up with all those!:huh
exriderdude
07-11-2003, 05:50 PM
ahahaha....i luv dos things:cool:
Scott-300ex
07-11-2003, 05:54 PM
if you were to read all of that, you will be on the comp for about 2 hours:eek:

but it is cool
Fender Bender
07-11-2003, 06:08 PM
What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

What's another word for synonym?

LMAO
Scott-300ex
07-11-2003, 06:10 PM
i don't know if its on here but i heard one before, and it goes a little somethin like this........lol

"why do people order a greasy double cheesburger, extra salty large fryes, and a diet coke?"
hessianmx111
07-11-2003, 06:11 PM
lol some of those are real mind bogglers, if a bunch of cats jumped on top of each other would it still be considered a dog pile.lmao
roostin_dale
07-12-2003, 03:54 AM
I love those..HAHAHA
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
07-12-2003, 04:25 AM
lol

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?


These are great :devil:
Rip_Tear
07-12-2003, 04:43 AM
Some are good, some just are dumb...

Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well what are they for?
-for planes and helicopters... so they dont hit the wires...

On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?
-they are latin...

Why are women and men's shoe sizes different
-most women have narrower feet then men....

Just had to point out a few...
QuadTrix6
07-12-2003, 05:07 AM
:D :cool:
JabberJaw
07-12-2003, 05:18 AM
How much wood....would a woodchuck...chuck...if he could chuck wood?

I say, "I dont really give a CHUCK!".
Rip_Tear
07-12-2003, 11:58 AM
A woodchuck could chuch as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. :p Sucker lol
JabberJaw
07-14-2003, 07:59 AM
Are you making fun of my stupidity? That could take a while :-)
Rip_Tear
07-14-2003, 11:56 AM
Nah I just have to have an answer for everything :p You are the best Jabber :D
zephead400ex
07-14-2003, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by Rip_Tear
Some are good, some just are dumb...

Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well what are they for?
-for planes and helicopters... so they dont hit the wires...

Not that it matters, but the 'balls' are there so when the plane or heli flies over, the wires dont hit each other...:cool: but I do understand what you are getting at!

peace