Funny sayings

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Share some of your funny sayings, or ones that you have heard of.



Your best friend isnt the one bailing you out of jail, hes the one sitting next to you saying that was funny as hell

[wilkin250r]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

[250x#93]

hmm I heard it in someones sig:confused: I'll post it but if it pisses ya off just drop me a pm, I think its close to what they said in there sig



Don't get ur speedometer confused with ur clock, becuz the faster ya are going the later u think u are:devil: :cool:

[TORO1968]

Here's one of my faves- "It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt." :D :blah:

[Mx300exRyder]

Dont pee in the wind, you will get wet

[DREWS400EX]

Fix it until its broke. :rolleyes:

[250x#93]

One of my favorite sayins :devil: I tell people this when they don't want to do sumthin crazy, all ya got to do is say: WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

[cheetah]

It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt, then it's just fun.:D

[wilkin250r]

This was originally a toast, done by Mark Twain:

"Here's to the fools, but for them, the rest of us could not succeed!"

[Nausty]

I treat my women like I treat my quads. I ride em' hard and put em' away wet!

[250x#93]

LMGDAO thats a good one:p ^^^^^^^^^

[K2Snow]

Originally posted by 250x#93
hmm I heard it in someones sig:confused: I'll post it but if it pisses ya off just drop me a pm, I think its close to what they said in there sig



Don't get ur speedometer confused with ur clock, becuz the faster ya are going the later u think u are:devil: :cool:


;) check out my AIM profile "masevoli5" and click for a random deep thought, that's where i get a lot of funny sayings, some of the things in there are hilarious

[250x#93]

Cool, yeah its in his sig:devil: HAHA sweet:p

[KASCHAK]

k2snow in your sig it says

If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your baby.


hahahahahhahahahha thats funny. i dought it will work

[blasterrider123]

well this is a joke but lol it is pretty dumb 2 "if you had a gay guy on your back would u let him stay there or beat him off"? not tryin to offend anyone eather o and i got this joke from ym friend just to let u no.



I see dumb people!! I didnt say it was your fault i just said i am blaming you!!

[310Rduner]

thats alot like:

"If Jack helped you off the horse, would you help Jack off the horse?

:devil:

[KASCHAK]

or your uncle jack is stuck on the roof without a latter would you have your uncle jack off?

[310Rduner]

nope.. id make him jump:ermm:

[black box films]

"Arguing on the internet is a lot like the special olympics. Even if you win, your still retarded."

How's that one grab ya?

-Bo

[NTPRacing#19]

"Rock out with the cock out"

"do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by you again?"

[blasterrider123]

dont argue with idiots they will lower your intellagents and beat you with experence

[TheX1992]

its only funny til someone gets hurt......then its hilarious

[hondafox440]

Life is tough. Life is tougher when you're stupid.