I should have played golf

["BLAHH"300!!]

Golfing Accident

Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain.

"No thanks... just give me a few minutes... I'll be fine..." he replies quietly with his hands still between his legs. Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his pants and starts massaging his genitals.

"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks.

"Well... yes... That feels pretty good," he admits. "But my thumb still hurts like hell."






....Post a joke...let's kep it goin.....

[Honda4trax250x]

hahahaha lmfao

c,mon lets get some more jokes goin

[XANDADA]

NEW STATE MOTTOS
a.. Alabama: Yes, we have electricity.
b.. Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat.
c.. Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing.
d.. California: As Seen on TV.
e.. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
f.. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character.
g.. Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water.
h.. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
i.. Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism.
j.. Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money).
k.. Idaho: Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask For?
l.. Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S."
m.. Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
n.. Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
o.. Kansas: Where Science Don't Mean ****.
p.. Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
q.. Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
r.. Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
s.. Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware.
t.. Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets).
u.. Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians.
v.. Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
w.. Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State.
x.. Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work.
y.. Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Little Else.
z.. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
aa.. Nevada: Whores and Poker!
ab.. New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone.
ac.. New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
ad.. New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
ae.. New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney.
af.. North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable.
ag.. North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
ah.. Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan.
ai.. Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing.
aj.. Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.
ak.. Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.
al.. Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.
am.. South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender.
an.. South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.
ao.. Tennessee: The Educashun State.
ap.. Texas: Si', Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English).
aq.. Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
ar.. Vermont: Yep!
as.. Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
at.. Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
au.. Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
av.. West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
aw.. Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese.
ax.. Wyoming: Where Men are Men and Sheep are Scared.

[JTRtrx250r]

Originally posted by "BLAHH"300!!
Golfing Accident

Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain.

"No thanks... just give me a few minutes... I'll be fine..." he replies quietly with his hands still between his legs. Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his pants and starts massaging his genitals.

"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks.

"Well... yes... That feels pretty good," he admits. "But my thumb still hurts like hell."

LMFGDAO.......thats the goods!!:D

[Honda4trax250x]

Originally posted by XANDADA
NEW STATE MOTTOS
a.. Alabama: Yes, we have electricity.
b.. Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat.
c.. Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing.
d.. California: As Seen on TV.
e.. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
f.. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character.
g.. Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water.
h.. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
i.. Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism.
j.. Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money).
k.. Idaho: Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask For?
l.. Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S."
m.. Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
n.. Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
o.. Kansas: Where Science Don't Mean ****.
p.. Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
q.. Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
r.. Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
s.. Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware.
t.. Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets).
u.. Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians.
v.. Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
w.. Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State.
x.. Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work.
y.. Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Little Else.
z.. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
aa.. Nevada: Whores and Poker!
ab.. New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone.
ac.. New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
ad.. New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
ae.. New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney.
af.. North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable.
ag.. North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
ah.. Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan.
ai.. Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing.
aj.. Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.
ak.. Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.
al.. Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.
am.. South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender.
an.. South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.
ao.. Tennessee: The Educashun State.
ap.. Texas: Si', Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English).
aq.. Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
ar.. Vermont: Yep!
as.. Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
at.. Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
au.. Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
av.. West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
aw.. Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese.
ax.. Wyoming: Where Men are Men and Sheep are Scared.


haha those are pretty good:p

[RoadkillerRyan]

Originally posted by XANDADA
NEW STATE MOTTOS
a.. Alabama: Yes, we have electricity.
b.. Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat.
c.. Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing.
d.. California: As Seen on TV.
e.. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
f.. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character.
g.. Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water.
h.. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
i.. Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism.
j.. Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money).
k.. Idaho: Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask For?
l.. Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S."
m.. Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
n.. Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
o.. Kansas: Where Science Don't Mean ****.
p.. Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
q.. Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
r.. Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
s.. Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware.
t.. Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets).
u.. Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians.
v.. Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
w.. Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State.
x.. Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work.
y.. Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Little Else.
z.. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
aa.. Nevada: Whores and Poker!
ab.. New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone.
ac.. New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
ad.. New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
ae.. New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney.
af.. North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable.
ag.. North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
ah.. Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan.
ai.. Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing.
aj.. Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.
ak.. Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.
al.. Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.
am.. South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender.
an.. South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.
ao.. Tennessee: The Educashun State.
ap.. Texas: Si', Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English).
aq.. Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
ar.. Vermont: Yep!
as.. Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
at.. Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
au.. Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
av.. West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
aw.. Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese.
ax.. Wyoming: Where Men are Men and Sheep are Scared.
:p had to do it, sooooooo long

[Fred55]

Hey, what do you call 150 white guys following behind 1 black guy???




















The PGA!

["BLAHH"300!!]

Growth Spurt

When Ralph first noticed that his "finger" (ur welcome ben) was growing larger and
staying "pointed" longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But
after several weeks his "finger" had grown to nearly twenty inches....(damn,,,i'd hate that)

Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a
prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the physician
explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition
could be cured through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised
doctor.

"Well," said the wife, "you are planning to lengthen Ralph's
legs, aren't you?"

hehe...damn i know i didn't.

[RuffRyder400ex]

Originally posted by "BLAHH"300!!
Golfing Accident

Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain.

"No thanks... just give me a few minutes... I'll be fine..." he replies quietly with his hands still between his legs. Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his pants and starts massaging his genitals.

"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks.

"Well... yes... That feels pretty good," he admits. "But my thumb still hurts like hell."





....Post a joke...let's kep it goin.....

LMAO

[trueblue450]

Originally posted by "BLAHH"300!!
.

"Well... yes... That feels pretty good," he admits. "But my thumb still hurts like hell."






.

I don't get it :confused:
what about a thumb?

[Honda4trax250x]

Originally posted by 300EX_Man
I don't get it :confused:
what about a thumb?

if u ever hurt ur hand or one of ur fingers u would notice that as soon as u doit u bend over and put it near that area

never fails

[trueblue450]

Originally posted by Honda4trax250x
if u ever hurt ur hand or one of ur fingers u would notice that as soon as u doit u bend over and put it near that area

never fails

i'm still dumb:confused:

[Nausty]

Originally posted by 300EX_Man
i'm still dumb:confused:

alright the chick thought she hit him in the balls when it really hit the guys finger and he crouched down holding his finger by his crotch. So the chick that he hurt is crotch so she started to massage them and stuff then the guy said it feels good but my finger still hurts. lol

[XANDADA]

:blah:

[400EXrider#91]

Originally posted by XANDADA
:blah:

is that a drive in?

[tants]

:p

what do you call a bonde standing on her head???



































A brunett with bad breath....:eek:

[SlapNutz]

:scary: :macho

[JTRtrx250r]

Originally posted by Rico
what do you call a bonde standing on her head???



































A brunett with bad breath....:eek: lol.......I remember a fewa them:confused2 :blah: