My fortune cookie's fortune

[FourFiftyFour]

If only this was true :( :(

[Pappy]

its fortune is to spend the next 24 hours in a dark place only to git chit out:devil: i wonder why they are called fortune cookies....dont sound like a good fortune to me:confused2

[FourFiftyFour]

ROTFLMGDAO........ OMG hahahaha thats one of the funniest things I've heard in a while!

[blondie69]

my last fortune cookie said something like "the next idea someone throws at you, you should do it" my mom read it and she was like.....i don't think thats such good advise, and she gave me this weird look, lol

[Striker49]

Originally posted by CDaleChick
If only this was true :( :(


Dont worry, you arent the only one havin problems.

Believe it or not ive been keeping tabs on how many no's i get this year before i can get a chic to say yes for a date...so far im 0-15. :huh

[FourFiftyFour]

Originally posted by Striker49
Dont worry, you arent the only one havin problems.

Believe it or not ive been keeping tabs on how many no's i get this year before i can get a chic to say yes for a date...so far im 0-15. :huh

believe me i know how u feel if not more so.... :ermm: :ermm:

[Striker49]

Scratch that... 0-16. :ermm: damn

[DEAL]

I'm 2-1
thats not bad if you ask me.

[Juggalo]

don't forget to add "in bed" at the end. nonstop hilarity every time you visit the chinese resturaunt.

[wilkin250r]

My fortune was blank. Does that mean I'm going to die this afternoon, because I have no future?:(

[sly400ex]

Originally posted by CDaleChick
believe me i know how u feel if not more so.... :ermm: :ermm:

Plz, don't tell you have problems getting a guy!!!!

[blondie69]

Originally posted by wilkin250r
My fortune was blank. Does that mean I'm going to die this afternoon, because I have no future?:(

lol! was it really!?

[Pappy]

sounds like striker and cdale chic need to get a room:eek:


go striker go striker..its yer birthday:devil:

Originally posted by Pappy
sounds like striker and cdale chic need to get a room:eek:


go striker go striker..its yer birthday:devil:

Well striker is a cool dude in my book. I"ve met em a few times and he's alright. Stiker screw the women go buy stuff you want before you get a chick and you have to spend YOUR money on them...:mad:

[AC 400 ex 02]

Originally posted by Rico
Stiker screw the women go buy stuff you want before you get a chick and you have to spend YOUR money on them...:mad:
haha thats so true, when i had a gf i had no money, now ive got money for mods!:D but sometimes i miss the chic:( but owell the mods keeps me plenty satisfied!;)

[pbarr86]

I swear to god I once had a fortune that said "You like Chinese food"

What the hell kind of fortune is that? I had that one hanging in my office for years.

[RideRed04]

Originally posted by FreeStylexrider
I'm 2-1
thats not bad if you ask me.

yeah, and one of them was blondie..thanks for taking her off the market you sumovabeech:mad: ...hahah...just kiddin big guy, congrats, I just had to give ya a lil crap:devil:

[blondie69]

Originally posted by RideRed04
yeah, and one of them was blondie..thanks for taking her off the market you sumovabeech:mad: ...hahah...just kiddin big guy, congrats, I just had to give ya a lil crap:devil:

heehee:devil:

[250exen]

haha,
i know it may seem pretty bad but,
im 1-0!!(starting a week from last friday!) and im 14
:eek2:

i went on my first date the 31st!
i ain't to much of a ladys man! haha


man, their expensive
30 dollars in the first week:eek:

[FourFiftyFour]

Originally posted by sly400ex
Plz, don't tell you have problems getting a guy!!!!

eh....... you wouldnt believe.......

[Striker49]

Originally posted by CDaleChick
eh....... you wouldnt believe.......


Ok, you can quit lyin to us. :p


Rico, true...but Im not plannin on full blown dedication like you are. :blah: Money would still be going into the Chevy to get the interior bad-*** lookin. Just replaced to floor mats today. Tomorrow headliner, next day carpet. Im on a roll...lmao.


Anyway, I think im doin the worst out of all of ya. I dunno what Im gonna do if I hit 30. Just think about it....being told "no" 30 times by several different chics. :huh

[Nausty]

man, don't feel down. If they don't wanna go out with you than its their loss and chances are they are just snobs anyways. :ermm:

At least your asking and I bet if you ask long enough somone will say yeah.

[Plante400]

well bud thats not a "good" sign... and not a good thing to tell everyone on thsi forum lol... maybe u should burn soem nasty strip infront of there house, they like that haha
id otn got a problems i guess im jsut an idiot

[Plante400]

o yeah i second on nausty, screw em no erason to get bent outta shape from some chick... hell no

[Pappy]

just get a hooker:devil:

[killed300ex]

iv learned the money looks beter in my pocket than it does in the womens pocket lol i dont even care to ask another girl out for awhile last time i did i went into dept 300 to my parents lol im just geting out of it damn i learned the hard way fell head over heaals now im screwed ohh well
killed

[spiderrider04]

Originally posted by Pappy
just get a hooker:devil:

LMGDAO!!!!

[cheetah]

When the chevy is done, everything else will fall into place.:devil:

WTF is up with this place (Ky) striker? Women here are just too darn picky. It must be guys like Rico who just walks into a bar, throws the women up in the air and tries to eat their belly?:ermm:

[dj416]

Originally posted by AC 400 ex 02
haha thats so true, when i had a gf i had no money, now ive got money for mods!:D but sometimes i miss the chic:( but owell the mods keeps me plenty satisfied!;)



so verry true:ermm:

[310Rduner]

WTF is up with this place (Ky) striker? Women here are just too darn picky. It must be guys like Rico who just walks into a bar, throws the women up in the air and tries to eat their belly?


i dont think he was going for the belly....:devil:

hes just not a very good navigator when hes drunk i guess:p