dirtmomma
05-30-2003, 02:40 PM
Here's a little funny I got today & just thought I would share....enjoy
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>
> > (((Ring-g-g-g-g))))
> >
> > (((Ring-g-g-g-g))))
> >
> > (((Ring-g-g-g-g)))))
> >
> > ***pick up***
> >
> > "Hello?"
> >
> > "Hi, honey, this is Daddy,"... "Is your Mommy near the phone?"
> >
> > "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Unc'a Frank,"
> >
> > After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
> > Frank, honey!"
> >
> > "Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy,
> > right now!"
> >
> > "Uh, Okay, then......here's what I want you do. Put down the
> > phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout
> > to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car's just pulled up
> > outside the house."
> >
> > "Okay, Daddy!"
> >
> > A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
> >
> > "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
> >
> > "And what happened?" he asks.
> >
> > "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
> > on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and
> > went flying out the front window and now she's all dead".
> >
> > "Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
> >
> > "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all
> > scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming
> > pool.....but he must have forgot that last week you took out all
> > the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool
> > and now he's all real dead too".
> >
> > ***long pause***
> >
> > Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?"
> >
> > No this is 555-7038
>
>:D :D :D
>
>
> > (((Ring-g-g-g-g))))
> >
> > (((Ring-g-g-g-g))))
> >
> > (((Ring-g-g-g-g)))))
> >
> > ***pick up***
> >
> > "Hello?"
> >
> > "Hi, honey, this is Daddy,"... "Is your Mommy near the phone?"
> >
> > "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Unc'a Frank,"
> >
> > After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
> > Frank, honey!"
> >
> > "Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy,
> > right now!"
> >
> > "Uh, Okay, then......here's what I want you do. Put down the
> > phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout
> > to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car's just pulled up
> > outside the house."
> >
> > "Okay, Daddy!"
> >
> > A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
> >
> > "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
> >
> > "And what happened?" he asks.
> >
> > "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
> > on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and
> > went flying out the front window and now she's all dead".
> >
> > "Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
> >
> > "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all
> > scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming
> > pool.....but he must have forgot that last week you took out all
> > the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool
> > and now he's all real dead too".
> >
> > ***long pause***
> >
> > Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?"
> >
> > No this is 555-7038
>
>:D :D :D