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Last night I get dispatched to the local Wal-Mart. The manager meets me at the door, complaining about an excessive amount of items being placed into customers shopping carts. He explains that security has some teenagers detained for placing unwanted items into shopping carts while customers where not looking.
Come to find out, the little pranksters where placing boxes of condoms into old & fat peoples shopping carts.
Unable to refrain from laughing, I was ordered to escort them out, and as we walked by the return goods desk, there must have been over 20 boxes.
Why didn’t I think of that as a kid.
blondie69
05-21-2003, 11:45 PM
hahaha, thats an ooooooold joke. everyone knows bout that. i wanna do it sometime:devil theres a bunch of lil jokes i wanna do...but i wouldn't do it by myself...hmm...needa gather friends and bring hell to Zellers or something...muahaha!:devil
:macho
KrazyKid300ex
05-21-2003, 11:46 PM
I take it that you are an officer. Well.... i have a few questions for you. Alright we were ridign last weekend and we were going to go accross this street to other trails and some guy runs over a guard rail from the other side of the road. I could not see who it was until he came closer. He had two helmets in hie right had and a billet club in his left. Well i turned (he said i didn't) away and stopped so i would not hit him. anyway with that billet club he struck me with it. Now i am going to court with a felony charge of trying to assualt aa PD. wait he is not PD he is DEP. He can't just come running atmy with a billet club right? PLease let me know because a felony is huge. If you need the whole story then let me know.
ny300exrider
05-21-2003, 11:51 PM
wow justin that does not sound good...good luck to you man
Originally posted by KrazyKid300ex
I take it that you are an officer. Well.... i have a few questions for you. Alright we were ridign last weekend and we were going to go accross this street to other trails and some guy runs over a guard rail from the other side of the road. I could not see who it was until he came closer. He had two helmets in hie right had and a billet club in his left. Well i turned (he said i didn't) away and stopped so i would not hit him. anyway with that billet club he struck me with it. Now i am going to court with a felony charge of trying to assualt aa PD. wait he is not PD he is DEP. He can't just come running atmy with a billet club right? PLease let me know because a felony is huge. If you need the whole story then let me know.
I guess PM me with the rest of the story, so I can try to figure out your story. I am not an attorney so your best bet is to ask them to try to plea it down or fight it. Good Luck.
KrazyKid300ex
05-21-2003, 11:56 PM
I will do when i get home from school later
RuffRyder400ex
05-22-2003, 12:03 AM
good luck
QuAdRaCeR244
05-22-2003, 01:06 AM
HAHA
maybe i will have to go try that tonight :muscle:
Pappy
05-22-2003, 01:42 AM
RODNEY KING:macho RODNEY KING:macho LMFAO:devil
i got hit with a billy club one halloween night:o i geuss thats what ya get when yer runnin from the scene of a firecracker attack on yer arch enemies house and run smack dab into the policeman:mad: i didnt get charged...or hurt....i actually didnt see him in the dark and i plowed his ares over ....he thought i was attackin him and whacked me on the head:D
LMAO, thats pretty good!
Who says you gotta be a kid to do that stuff...LOL! :eek2:
Later tonight my g/f and I have to do some grocery shopping... looks like it might get a bit interesting! :devil
Glow Plug
05-22-2003, 02:36 AM
lmao an oldie but a goody :D
lmao.! i have never heard of that one.. Thats great. I didnt know you were really a cop. lol
HOly crap you have an awesome fourwheeler. Bet ya that thing is one huge hole in your wallet
Pappy
05-22-2003, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by bobby88
lmao.! i have never heard of that one.. Thats great. I didnt know you were really a cop. lol
MUHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA:eek: popo the popo:devil johnny law..the heat...5 0.....
his biggest conribution to the citizens of kentucky is he supplies the party goods for the station:devil it must be hell confiscating all that beer from the underaged :D
Tommy 17
05-22-2003, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by Pappy
it must be hell confiscating all that beer from the underaged :D
i had to do a architectural layout of our police office evacuation plan... i walked into the evidence room for demensions and found 3 pacs of bud light...:rolleyes:
Rip_Tear
05-22-2003, 02:09 PM
LMAO, just condoms... No sex toys etc? That is what a lot of people do.... I can remember a few stories of people doing that... but there are a lot of funny things that go on...
So how much trouble are the kids in?
crazybuffalo
05-22-2003, 02:47 PM
that sounds so stupid it just might work
i'll get someone to try that
flaneledholes
05-22-2003, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
RODNEY KING:macho RODNEY KING:macho LMFAO:devil
i got hit with a billy club one halloween night:o i geuss thats what ya get when yer runnin from the scene of a firecracker attack on yer arch enemies house and run smack dab into the policeman:mad: i didnt get charged...or hurt....i actually didnt see him in the dark and i plowed his ares over ....he thought i was attackin him and whacked me on the head:D
ROTF!!!!!! I would have liked to have seen that one!!!!!!!! Haha, cop was probly drunk:rolleyes: thinkin u were attacking him! but you can never be too careful!
Mr_Bub400ex
05-22-2003, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
RODNEY KING:macho RODNEY KING:macho LMFAO:devil
i got hit with a billy club one halloween night:o i geuss thats what ya get when yer runnin from the scene of a firecracker attack on yer arch enemies house and run smack dab into the policeman:mad: i didnt get charged...or hurt....i actually didnt see him in the dark and i plowed his ares over ....he thought i was attackin him and whacked me on the head:D
good 'ol pappy... always with a good story... im sure rico could add to this forum quite nicely:D
p@iNn3ck
05-23-2003, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by Pappy
i got hit with a billy club one halloween night:o i geuss thats what ya get when yer runnin from the scene of a firecracker attack on yer arch enemies house and run smack dab into the policeman:mad: i didnt get charged...or hurt....i actually didnt see him in the dark and i plowed his ares over ....he thought i was attackin him and whacked me on the head:D
ROFL... were you wearing a clown outfit?
Originally posted by Rip_Tear
So how much trouble are the kids in?
None, I too busy laughing my azzz off. They where only trying to rid the world of fat ugly people as one of them stated. :)
JUSTINcredible
05-23-2003, 02:20 AM
haha:blah
4TraxRider
05-23-2003, 10:01 AM
I wish the cops were like popo up here in monticello.
Originally posted by Rip_Tear
LMAO, just condoms... No sex toys etc? That is what a lot of people do.... I can remember a few stories of people doing that... but there are a lot of funny things that go on...
So how much trouble are the kids in?
Since when did they sell those at wal mart.
Its a family oriented store.
born-to-race
05-23-2003, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by Pappy
i got hit with a billy club one halloween night:o i geuss thats what ya get when yer runnin from the scene of a firecracker attack on yer arch enemies house and run smack dab into the policeman:mad: i didnt get charged...or hurt....i actually didnt see him in the dark and i plowed his ares over ....he thought i was attackin him and whacked me on the head:D
How drunk were you? You shoulda plowed him and kept on running. :devil
BlasterRider200
05-23-2003, 12:51 PM
my friend has 4 felonys and 6 mistermeanors how long do u think he is gonna get locked up. he is on house aresset till his court date:huh
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