12 things you should probably never say to a cop

[Guy400]

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[JUSTINcredible]

lol:devil :blah

[lil400exman]

10 and no. 11 are the best

[CHAUNCY]

LMAO:devil

[TheRedRebel17]

Originally posted by Guy400
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

I didnt know yall didnt say that everywhere else:confused: ..maybe thats why i got those 2 extra tickets....:confused: makes ya wonder :confused:

[blondie69]

hahahaha those r cute:devil

[QuadTrix6]

:D LMAO

[Sportrax10]

I liked 11, and 12 the best.:p

[quader400]

i like 9

[JabberJaw]

1. I can't find my license unless I left it at your house last night while you were out.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't working.

3. Are you a chicken &%@$#^?

4. I was just barely going over the beer limit!

5. Could you make it quick, as you can see, I'm in a hurry!

6. I heard Winchell's is having a half price sale for the next half hour!

7. You can check my trunk, if I can check yours!

8. I gave at the Polceman's Ball....... Oh wait policeman don't have ball's!

9. Gee, Officer! I am a designated driver!

10. Yeah, check the tires and oil please!

11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your lips look glazed, you just got a raise today, Didn't you!"

[sweet300ex]

If he asks if you are drunk and your try to argue you shouldnt come back with " I swear to drunk I'm not God!"

[Rip_Tear]

lol

"theres no blood in my alcohol level!"

[crazybuffalo]

thats funny i like 1

[own2424]

#7...LMAO!

[CowsBitePeople]

LMAO :p I said # 8 to one once :rolleyes: It was pretty funny ....( i knew him)

[cudaman]

yeah i like #8 and #11 the best from the first.

[hessianmx111]

#7 on guys list had me lmao cause i could just picture somebody saying that

[p@iNn3ck]

Originally posted by Guy400
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)


Add another one..... a lesson learned from my alcoholic uncle...

never..Never... take the label off your beer bottle, stick it on your arm, and tell the cop "I haven't been drinking..... I'm on the patch."

sure fire DWI !

[250xman]

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


yea when my 2 freinds and i got pulled over he proceded to tell the officer that when he asked if he had been smkoing. it was quite funny accually because i was the only one who didnt get a ticket!!!:blah

[RuffRyder400ex]

lmao

[crday98]

if you ever get pulled over for speeding and the cop asks you "do you know how fast you were going?"
NEVER SAY "do you think at that speed i'm gonna take my eyes off the road just to look at the speedometer?";)
if you ever get pulled over for DUI/DWI and the cop asks you to perform some type of feild sobrierty test
NEVER SAY "dude,i couldn't even do that if i was sober";)

[born-to-race]

This is pretty good:

A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes.

He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."

"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then, we need a urine sample."

"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."

"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."





And if a cop says: "You were doing 150mph, what were you thinking?"

You should not say: "You caught me when I was slowing down, I was doing 170mph down that last road."

[blondie69]

hahaha.....it really isn't as funny as my lil "pic" is sayin...but it was the only laffy one i had

[JTRtrx250r]

this treads got me lmao haha,

Dont ever start out w/ "Hi Ociffer"

[ridered86]

do you have a daughter...? i thought that name souned familar.

whatever you do sdont check the trunk.

will you hold my beer while i get my liscence.

whatever u do, never try to outrun a cop on a four stroke 80, i had to learn not to do that the hard way when i ran from a cop and i dont know how the hell i got away but i had to buy a new quad cause they were lookin for a 13 year old on a piece of crap 80 with only three gears:muscle: