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DMH
05-09-2003, 03:37 PM
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for three years, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my fiancee? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, my mother-in-law-to-be. She was a smart, confident career woman, but most of all she was unbelieveably sexy. She often openly flirted with me, which piqued my curiosity and made me quite uncomfortable at the same time.

One day she called me and asked me to come over to review the wedding invitations. When I got there, I realized she was alone. As we looked at the invitations, she whispered in my ear: "Soon you will be married, but you must know that I have feelings for you that I can no longer ignore. Before you commit your life to my daughter, please make love to me just once"......

I was in total shock.... what could I say? As I sat there dumbfounded she said: "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you share my yearnings, just come up and take me." Still dazed, I watched her magnificent form as she wisped up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, unsure of what to do, and then turned around and went to the front door. Slowly, I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Amazingly, her husband was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said: "We are so happy. You have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

I will never forget the day I earned the trust of my in-laws, nor the valuable life lesson I learned on the front steps of my wife's childhood home... always, always, always, keep your condoms in your car!:D

ridered86
05-09-2003, 03:40 PM
i think u sent this to the wrong forum, but im sure penthouse would do a lovely write-up for ya:blah :eek:

Honda4trax250x
05-09-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by ridered86
i think u sent this to the wrong forum, but im sure penthouse would do a lovely write-up for ya:blah :eek:

haha lmao:p

exriderdude
05-09-2003, 03:44 PM
oh my gosh.... that is freakin hilarious:D


that was just a joke right... that really didnt happen to you did it?

honda400exrider
05-09-2003, 03:46 PM
Haha that would have been funny if you took the invitation:devil I would have failed that test... LOL but congrats with the new wife man, may u have many happy years ahead of you!

DMH
05-09-2003, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by ridered86
i think u sent this to the wrong forum, but im sure penthouse would do a lovely write-up for ya:blah :eek:

You got A link??:blah

ridered86
05-09-2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by DMH
You got A link??:blah

LMAO:devil

quadfamily
05-09-2003, 04:14 PM
it is a joke guys!

DMH
05-09-2003, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by quadfamily
it is a joke guys!

:confused2

CHAUNCY
05-09-2003, 05:01 PM
:p

ramfan
05-09-2003, 05:02 PM
I was starting to be mad at the in laws for you. that would be a horrible test. that is a rude joke but very very funny.

CowsBitePeople
05-09-2003, 05:47 PM
ROTFLMGDMFAO!! :p :p

300exTJjeeper
05-09-2003, 06:14 PM
got any Pic's of the mom

Leo
05-09-2003, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by 300exTJjeeper
got any Pic's of the mom

LOL...

sounds like an urban legend / joke to me...

Leo

Dune Surfer
05-10-2003, 04:44 AM
LMFAO

Glow Plug
05-10-2003, 04:50 AM
lmfao, :D

Sportrax10
05-10-2003, 05:26 AM
LMAO:p

Nausty
05-10-2003, 06:31 AM
lmao, thats pretty funny.

Rip_Tear
05-10-2003, 12:17 PM
That was a good one, but I saw where it was going... well 2 possibilities...

zzbudzz
05-10-2003, 01:28 PM
ahh .....you got me .thats funny! i would 've failed big time cause i would've forgot the condoms.!

blondie69
05-10-2003, 01:37 PM
ahahaha, thats funny. congrats on passin the test and gettin married:D

Bill Fuller
05-10-2003, 01:47 PM
Should have done the mother and saved youself the divorce money you'll need sooner or later.:devil

AtvMxRider
05-10-2003, 02:07 PM
LMGDFAO!!!!!!:D