MEL
05-07-2003, 01:59 PM
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows,
Tennessee is planning to do its
own, entitled "Survivor-Tennessee Style."
The contestants will start in Jackson, travel up
to Big Sandy and on to
Grinders Switch and Hohenwald. Then they will
head over to Pulaski and down
to Fayetteville and over to Monteagle. From there
they will proceed up to
Tracy City, then back around through Rock Island,
Smithville, and finally
end up in Carthage.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Yankee
license plates and a large
bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a
vegetarian. Beer is harmful to
your health. The Vols suck. Vote YES for an
income tax. Deer hunting is
murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one that makes it to Carthage alive,
wins. Good luck to all
contestants
Tennessee is planning to do its
own, entitled "Survivor-Tennessee Style."
The contestants will start in Jackson, travel up
to Big Sandy and on to
Grinders Switch and Hohenwald. Then they will
head over to Pulaski and down
to Fayetteville and over to Monteagle. From there
they will proceed up to
Tracy City, then back around through Rock Island,
Smithville, and finally
end up in Carthage.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Yankee
license plates and a large
bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a
vegetarian. Beer is harmful to
your health. The Vols suck. Vote YES for an
income tax. Deer hunting is
murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one that makes it to Carthage alive,
wins. Good luck to all
contestants