Kentucky Joke

[UglyMotha™]

Two Hillbillies from Kentucky walk into the local bar to wash
the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They stand at the
bar, drinking a beer, and talking about current cattle prices.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.

The Hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her
butt cheeks in a circular motion.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back
to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick"
maneuver, but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

[bluebaron]

ahhahahhahaha lol lmgdao:D :D thats a good one

[Woodsrider]

Aint that what Rico was tryin to do to that granny at Hatfield? Only he was too drunk to get her turned around, and he licked the wrong end!:eek:

[bluebaron]

:eek2: :huh :confused2 :ermm:

[CHAUNCY]

ROFL:p

[killed300ex]

lol that was a good one
killed

[blondie69]

ahaha......that was cute :p

soggy....thats kinda nasty.....an ol' granny:confused2 :eek2: :eek: lol

[brokeitin3]

Im sure they got some pics of him doing the hind lick manuver, (he licked her front so why would he stop there?):D :D :D

[Striker49]

LMGDAO. :eek:

:( I'm not feeling the love.. :(

[brokeitin3]

i will stop making fun of you for pressing your face against that grannys cottage cheese looking buttermilk gut just to get a shot of LICK HER. like i said im sorry, just wash yourself in gasoline (especially your lips and your privates)

[CUZ'n]

why u mak fun of da south:mad: i meet u i will kik u hard:macho

[brokeitin3]

or yer hawg goin ta pop en oil sear:D :D :D

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by brokeitin3
or yer hawg goin ta pop en oil sear:D :D :D


U STFU hilbily luver...:mad:

[UglyMotha™]

LMFAO dear god this is funnier than the freakin joke

[brokeitin3]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
U STFU hilbily luver...:mad: laydown JOHNNY Z WANNBE:devious:

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by brokeitin3
laydown JOHNNY Z WANNBE:devious:


its jonny C u jakazz:mad:

[CUZ'n]

day tellin me dat u ride a gurls bike and has pink tassles from da handy bars:confused2 my hog leek a oil here an der but it aintn no siisy bike:macho


monky u kikked him reel hard when u cee him

[brokeitin3]

yee-haaw, he kicked me real hard, rico proably wants to kick me real hard too, when hes done hind:blah granny! cuz'n hope you carry plenty of towels and band-aids in those sporter bags, because you will need them after i kick your teeth out :mad: :mad: if we ever meet on the same road!:macho :macho :macho

[UglyMotha™]

Originally posted by brokeitin3
yee-haaw, kikked me reel hadrz, rico pry wan kikke me tu. whin him dun hin:blah granmaw! en wat yo gutz n dem er sporter bagz? hopfulme yo gotz un towle un bindidz to heel um woondzs friem whn i kikke umer teef out:mad: ifn i evr metz yu on duh rod:macho :macho :macho


geez, i'm pretty good at understanding what monkeyjiz and cuz are saying but i read your post several times and still don't get it:huh

[Knight440]

LMGDAO

Scary thing is I am starting to understand Monkeyboy and Cuz :confused2

[CUZ'n]

wuz so hard ta undrestand:confused: i aint da brigtest bulb in da bunch but i an no stupid ***:mad: slappy tellin me dat yall wuz nice folk but ima gunna kiikk someone reel hard cuz day needn it bad:macho

ana i dont git dat joke:confused: we learnd dat hind lik in skool:confused2 my bestest frend chokd on a pinch and...well dat mofo died cuz i wasn gunna do it:(

[jcv400ex]

Cuz be talkin alota chit for a new comer.....

loks like U need the smackith laid don on u'r candy arse! :macho

[brokeitin3]

Originally posted by CUZ'n
[monky u hin likked him reel hard when u cee him [/B] i dont know where you are from but guys dont do that to another guy where im from:eek: :eek: :confused2 :confused2

[UglyMotha™]

Originally posted by CUZ'n
ana i dont git dat joke:confused: we learnd dat hind lik in skool:confused2 my bestest frend chokd on a pinch and...well dat mofo died cuz i wasn gunna do it:(


LMAO, oh my stomach hurts

[CUZ'n]

:ermm: is dat yer woman in yer lil pic by da name:confused: now i cee why u is so mad :eek: monky wus right

[brokeitin3]

i gotta go to work :D :D :D

[monkeyboy]

dats sumbodys but in broken3 piktur..:eek:

[lil400exman]

good joke man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CUZ'n]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
dats sumbodys but in broken3 piktur..:eek:

dat lok lik dat waitres at dat bar in town cept she dont pee standn up :ermm:

[brokeitin3]

Originally posted by CUZ'n
dat lok lik dat waitres at dat bar in town cept she dont pee standn up :ermm: what does she do hike it like a dog??:mad: :mad:

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by brokeitin3
what does she do hike it like a dog??:mad: :mad:


lass tim i tell u 2 STFU:scary:

[brokeitin3]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
lass tim i tell u 2 STFU:scary: what r u gonna do kiikke my teeth out?:D :D :D just kiss the piktur!!!

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by brokeitin3
what r u gonna do kiikke my teeth out?:D :D :D

i nock dem green SOBs outa yo heed brok2boy. :eek2:

[brokeitin3]

please take an IQ test for me. Hold out your right hand palm side up, fold your thumb and pinky down. CAN YOU READ BETWEEN THE LINES? jackazz;) ;) ;) maybe johnny z can read it to you