yokely puts it in writing that he is the man

[Pappy]

rico...he put it in writing ....and yokely sez yer a puss:p :eek: and wouldnt ya know the urban legend and him are buds:confused:

[Pappy]

hopefully you can read this:p

[Striker49]

:eek: Its over now...there's fixin to be a throw down! :eek2:

[wyndzer]

Sweet! Rico, you're through!

[BadA$$440]

I cant read it, whats it say?

I miss a race or 2 and now I see that all my buddies are turnin against me..:( They got the urban legend wearin nice clothes and now they got William Yokley challenging me to a drink off..:eek: WTF is goin on around here..:eek: I guess at the spartan me and Williams gonna belly up to a cooler on saturday night and drink till somebody pukes..:devil He might have more riding experience but i got more Bar experience....:macho :D


You goin Down Yokley..:devious:

[Striker49]

Originally posted by Rico
I miss a race or 2 and now I see that all my buddies are turnin against me..:( They got the urban legend wearin nice clothes and now they got William Yokley challenging me to a drink off..:eek: WTF is goin on around here..:eek: I guess at the spartan me and Williams gonna belly up to a cooler on saturday night and drink till somebody pukes..:devil He might have more riding experience but i got more Bar experience....:macho :D


You goin Down Yokley..:devious:


Now Kenny, take note... TAKE PICTURES! :devious:

[Pappy]

oh i will...and video:D and im thinkin chad can jump into this lil competetion:devil

[TORO1968]

Yokely kicks @$$!!! I wonder who's gonna win this drink-off... Should we start a pool??? :D Right now, my money's on Rico drinking Yokely under the table!!! :D :eek2: :D

-Jordan

[chavez]

Originally posted by Pappy
oh i will...and video:D and im thinkin chad can jump into this lil competetion:devil

Are you talking about Duval

[Pappy]

Originally posted by chavez
Are you talking about Duval

yup:D unless he has found religion ...i hear he can down his weight in beer:eek: :D

I ain't skeert of either one of em...:macho

[TORO1968]

Originally posted by Pappy
yup:D unless he has found religion ...i hear he can down his weight in beer:eek: :D

That's a lotta beer! :D

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by Rico
I ain't skeert of either one of em...:macho


:muscle:

[phatswinn]

lol its photoshopped but still kinda funny whos the moron holding the picture?

[Pappy]

Originally posted by phatswinn
lol its photoshopped but still kinda funny whos the moron holding the picture?

photoshopped? i think not. i took the pic.....and the urban legend got yoke to do the writing.

well the legend should have it with him at hatfield since he carries everything he owns in a backpack so I'll get to see it first hand....i'm thinkin it's not photoshoped..i heard about this 2 days before it was ever put on the net anywere...:cool:

[Pappy]

lol...i think the urban legend made friends with a few of the pro's.....i seen him just chattin away wit 'em:eek: i think he got a few teeth fixed also

Originally posted by Pappy
lol...i think the urban legend made friends with a few of the pro's.....i seen him just chattin away wit 'em:eek: i think he got a few teeth fixed also

Does his breath still smell like dead fish and tequilla?????:ermm:

[CranMan]

Someone better be careful who they're calling a moron, cause when the urban legend finds out it's gonna be a bad scene. That guy seems all laid back and liquored up but when he gets pissed he's like a mad gorilla on some bad crack:huh

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Rico
Does his breath still smell like dead fish and tequilla?????:ermm:

yup:(

and they had to remove him several times from the creek crossing...seems he was pickin up crawfish and huntin minnows right where they were racin:mad: he doesnt take kindly to guys grabbin his arms and yellin at him:eek: i know i heard him tell them that he would see them after dark :huh

[TORO1968]

Who is this "Urban Legend"...seems made up to me...hmmm

[Pappy]

i would imagine you naysayers need to follow the site a bit closer;)

[CranMan]

Come to H/m and see how "made up" he is. Messed up maybe, but note made up!

Originally posted by CranMan
Come to H/m and see how "made up" he is. Messed up maybe, but note made up!

He's a wierd dude alright....he tried stirrin the fire with his manhood one night and that was enough proof for me to stay clear of this cat...:huh

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Rico
He's a wierd dude alright....he tried stirrin the fire with his manhood one night ...:huh

i thought he was gonna try to stir the chili with it:eek: i had my knife in my hand and i reckon he got the idea:eek2:

[wyndzer]

Originally posted by phatswinn
lol its photoshopped but still kinda funny whos the moron holding the picture?

Who knows if it's photoshopped or not? If I catch up with the moron in the picture I'll find out for sure, but he doesn't look smart enough to use a computer to me.

[spincr4hire]

Is Yokely = Urban Legend? :eek:

[BadA$$440]

Originally posted by spincr4hire
Is Yokely = Urban Legend? :eek:

LOL, NOPE :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by spincr4hire
Is Yokely = Urban Legend? :eek:

hahah no....but i bet we could get him to hatfield:D

Originally posted by Pappy
hahah no....but i bet we could get him to hatfield:D

speakin of which,,did anyone tell Yokley to join the page and give some insight like Johnny G does???? Yokleys only about 2.5 hours south of me..maybe i could get him ta stop by and pick me up even...:eek:

[jcv400ex]

That boy looks like he can drink Rico...you better quit typin and start workin out! I think he's got your number! Damn, the legend guy's gettin around pretty good these days...did his momma finally kick him out? I heard about the last "incident".....them poor,poor chickens.....

[chavez]

Originally posted by Rico
speakin of which,,did anyone tell Yokley to join the page and give some insight like Johnny G does???? Yokleys only about 2.5 hours south of me..maybe i could get him ta stop by and pick me up even...:eek:

you guys would never make it to the race or even out of kentucky

[sly400ex]

You guys are halarious!:p

[Doibugu2]

Originally posted by Pappy
hahah no....but i bet we could get him to hatfield:D

We should get as many pro's to show up as possible. That would be sweet. I might not be able to match them on a quad, but I'm sure I could match them for a short time with some arm curls:muscle: I'll just have to increase my training though.:devil

[cdalejef]

When I got back to the trailer from signing up on saturday morning, I saw the urban legend speeding away on his bicycle giggling. Next thing I know bradly300 is stumbling out of a trailer looking like this....

[cdalejef]

I have no idea what happend but Bradly hasn't been the same since!:confused:

[Pappy]

uh oh....has bradley had his case cracked:eek2:

[Pro400EXC]

Originally posted by wyndzer
Who knows if it's photoshopped or not? If I catch up with the moron in the picture I'll find out for sure, but he doesn't look smart enough to use a computer to me.


So Jamie you can't use a computer?And you dumb?...well your *** did about make me wreck threw that whoop section at GNCC Round 1....S.O.B

Also remeber Golden Corral? (happy happy birthday happy happy......)

[wyndzer]

Originally posted by Pro400EXC
So Jamie you can't use a computer?And you dumb?...well your *** did about make me wreck threw that whoop section at GNCC Round 1....S.O.B

Also remeber Golden Corral? (happy happy birthday happy happy......)

Better watch it, I'll be back in FL soon.

[Pro400EXC]

Ohhh I am soo skured,hehe

When yah comin?we should go riding,and this time don't try to hit me :rolleyes: :macho

[Rip_Tear]

Originally posted by Rico
I ain't skeert of either one of em...:macho

Ya RICO you can do it! Lol that is halarious!

[Ryan]

You guys always seem to meet up with the Urban Legand :devil . That guy is like Saddam, There must be 5 of them :o ..... How many tooths does he have now :huh .


Im gonna put my money on Rico for this contest though :macho .

Originally posted by Rip_Tear
Ya RICO you can do it! Lol that is halarious!

[phatswinn]

Originally posted by Pappy
photoshopped? i think not. i took the pic.....and the urban legend got yoke to do the writing.

my bad, i was just judging by the fuzziness around the writing

sry

[phatswinn]

Originally posted by CranMan
Someone better be careful who they're calling a moron, cause when the urban legend finds out it's gonna be a bad scene. That guy seems all laid back and liquored up but when he gets pissed he's like a mad gorilla on some bad crack:huh

that was a joke...

[Pappy]

Originally posted by phatswinn
my bad, i was just judging by the fuzziness around the writing

sry

you come to a race when im there and everthing will be fuzzy the next mornin:D

[phatswinn]

sry i dont drive drunk

and i know ill get beat it wont be a fuzz, the lil ol 300 doesent have a chance against the bling machines, but ill gladly race ya through a mud filled trail

[Pappy]

you would be surprised how well 300ex's and blaster do against r'S AND OTHER QUADS....in xc dependability and rider skill play the biggest roles

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by Ryan

Im gonna put my money on Rico for this contest though :macho .

I got $10 on Yokley..........:blah

[Striker49]

Hey Rico, try and get Yokley up to the H/M ride this summer and see if you can grab ballance while your down there...he lives in close proximity to Yokley if Im not mistaken. :D


Jeff, dang it. You still havent told me I could ride one of them dales...or the 450 durin the summer ride! :mad: :eek:

[wyndzer]

Originally posted by AtvMxRider
I got $10 on Yokley..........:blah

I got 20 on Yoke! Unless it's the Wild Turkey Special Kentucky blend.

[macblaster]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by TORO1968
Who is this "Urban Legend"...seems made up to me...hmmm [/The Urban Legend Combat Kit http://netsquirrel.com/combatkit/

[Pappy]

that link wont help the legend...he cant read none too good:)

[born-to-race]

Do you guys really know William Yokley!?! Thats awsome I want his autograph.

Someone tell me what this "Urban Legend" does?

[cdalejef]

Originally posted by Striker49
Jeff, dang it. You still havent told me I could ride one of them dales...or the 450 durin the summer ride! :mad: :eek: Sure you can!:cool:

[cdalejef]

Originally posted by born-to-race
Do you guys really know William Yokley!?! Thats awsome I want his autograph.
I've known William Yokley, Bill Ballance and Brad Page since they started racing! Want all 3?

[Taco]

Originally posted by Jeff@QuadShop
I've known William Yokley, Bill Ballance and Brad Page since they started racing! Want all 3?
I want all 3!!!! send em with my next order:D

[Pappy]

jeff its ok to ask them...but not you know who:devil well, it would be fun watchin him smile at the legend:eek:

[Striker49]

Originally posted by Jeff@QuadShop
Sure you can!:cool:


Seriously?! :eek:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Taco
I want all 3!!!! send em with my next order:D

taco...you want 3 men sent to you:eek: :blah

[Striker49]

Originally posted by Pappy
taco...you want 3 men sent to you:eek: :blah


:huh Think he's been near those diesel fumes too long again. :eek:

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by Pappy
taco...you want 3 men sent to you:eek: :blah


:eek:

[Pappy]

id say taco is a manly man:macho :p he's my bud....no homo's at hatfield:D

[Striker49]

Originally posted by Pappy
id say taco is a manly man:macho :p he's my bud....no homo's at hatfield:D

:huh Is he pregnet? :eek:

[rbm300ex]

This is one hillarious thread!! I got laughing so hard my wife came in & wondered whats going on - I better not wake the kids!! You guys are too much...................hoping to get to the ValleyView/Rausch race and maybe Charlett NC & put faces to the names but I'm beginning to think you all are wayyyyy beyond me:huh
Please continue..................

[SGA]

They dont come any better than Yokley. Down in Florida, the urban legend was out on the track looking under stumps for dinner. William had to dodge him and hit some deep mud, resulting in a clogged carb vent tube, putting him out of the race. William didnt miss a beat, he helped other riders by directing them around the bad mud holes, and between racers, helped the legend fill up a bucket with juicy grubs.

[bradley300]

Originally posted by Pappy
uh oh....has bradley had his case cracked:eek2: not funny pappy!

[bradley300]

Originally posted by Pappy
jeff its ok to ask them...but not you know who:devil well, it would be fun watchin him smile at the legend:eek: if were thinkin about the same guy, very funy!

[popo]

Rico, you better start training. Yokely pulled up next to me in N.C. to get gas, and walked out carrying a bag of Krispy Cream donuts and a six pack of Corana's.

I about mugged him for the donuts.:D

[Chef]

I got 5 bucks on Rico for this one...and I got 10 on Yokely, so I will STILL get 5 bucks, and I can say I betted on Rico!

[Pappy]

who cares about the money.....with them 2 drinkin think of all the beer that will be layin around:eek:

Man,,,,,,,,,,,,, all this bettin against me has me a little upset..:( If I had feelings they'd be hurt right now...:eek:

Yokley trains all year to be a pro quad racer...i train all year to be a half arse quad racer and a pro drinker. The sticker on my truck doesn't say,,,My drinkin team has a racing problem,,,for nothing..:ermm:

I"m guessin if the Quadshop has thw pow wow like they say at the sparta, KY race me and yokley will have to sit down and see who the king is...:macho

[Pappy]

at sparta...ummmm...sounds like your tryin to gain home field advantage:o

[jcv400ex]

I think he'll need every advantage he can get....

Pappy,

What's the point spread on this one? 1 1/2 beers? :D

[Pappy]

hahaha points spread...lmao

not sure....ive seen rico suck the life outta a can of beer so fast it didnt have time to fizz:devil but yoke is a mystery.....he has that can sucker look to him:eek:

[cdalejef]

Originally posted by Rico

I"m guessin if the Quadshop has thw pow wow like they say at the sparta, KY race me and yokley will have to sit down and see who the king is...:macho If we can get him away from the boobie bar next door!

[jcv400ex]

That's it! I'm racing the nationals now!! Krispy Kremes, beer, boobie bars, beer, seeing Yokley beat Rico in a drinkin square off, beer, Pappy's cookin, beer, and racin......

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Jeff@QuadShop
boobie bar next door!

[SGA]

Ya know how ya sign the GNCC disclaimer when ya pull in? Thats not for the race, its for what goes on in the pits!:D

I hear they have a "special" release form for EXrider members, about 7 pages long:eek2:

[cdalejef]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
That's it! I'm racing the nationals now!! Krispy Kremes, beer, boobie bars, beer, seeing Yokley beat Rico in a drinkin square off, beer, Pappy's cookin, beer, and racin......

[chavez]

i think you need to add chad to the mix that man can win both classes pro d and pro r drinking and racing ive seen him win both at one event

hey you guys dont forget the penton 1 keg and one pig = one good party

[Ryan]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
That's it! I'm racing the nationals now!! Krispy Kremes, beer, boobie bars, beer, seeing Yokley beat Rico in a drinkin square off, beer, Pappy's cookin, beer, and racin......

Thats what im thinking :scary: .

beer iz ok but u not real Man till you sip on siberion orangutang
urine:macho

[jcv400ex]

get off the crack pipe man.....

[Castor-426ex]

no kiddin....who unloaded the short bus

[TheChknhwk]

Originally posted by Ballbag
beer iz ok but u not real Man till you sip on siberion orangutang
urine:macho

The urban legend's relatives are on the loose, hide the sheep & plug your noses.

i dun apprecita u talkins bout ma sheep

[TheChknhwk]

LMFAO, I'm going to get fired from my job for browsing this board too much...

[cdalejef]

Originally posted by chavez

hey you guys dont forget the penton 1 keg and one pig = one good party It will be good if you have it on friday night!;)

[chavez]

tell you what jeff for you well just have to party 2 nights in a row i will go and get a few hundred hot wings from Roosters and some brew and well doo something friday night what do you think?

[cdalejef]

Originally posted by chavez
tell you what jeff for you well just have to party 2 nights in a row i will go and get a few hundred hot wings from Roosters and some brew and well doo something friday night what do you think?

Originally posted by chavez
tell you what jeff for you well just have to party 2 nights in a row i will go and get a few hundred hot wings from Roosters and some brew and well doo something friday night what do you think?

Not good..if you get wings and beer for friday night..Rico will not be racing saturday..instead I'll be over hangin..:( I'm not a drink 1 or 2 beers kinda guy,..if I'm gonna drink and carry on..I stop at 12 minimum....:eek:

[Pappy]

rico :p

[chavez]

Well there is some time for some planning RICO i am going to have to do some thinking on how to accomidate you lol

[chavez]

got it we will start thursday

[Pappy]

ummm i wonder who this is(crappy pic)

[jcv400ex]

I think he's more like this....

looks like my latino heat brotha sniffin chain wax again....:o :ermm:

Hell i might have to drive up myself and stay the night since dem quadshop boys is skeert ta stay the night.....

[Doibugu2]

Where's this weeks race at?

[Pappy]

we have like 2 weeks off:p next one is in south carolina

[Ryan]

Originally posted by Pappy
rico :p

Or maybe like this :ermm ...

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by TheChknhwk
LMFAO, I'm going to get fired from my job for browsing this board too much...

HAHAHA get back to work Paul.:blah

[Striker49]

Sparta race sounds like a trip to make. :D

[born-to-race]

Hey Jeff@QuadShop, how much would it cost to ship those autographs to southern Ontario?

Have you ever met Barry Hawk?

[cdalejef]

Not sure but I wouldn't think it would be too awful much. Yes, I know Barry too, I raced pro from 92 till 98 and mixed it up with all those guys!

[born-to-race]

Thats sweet, you knew Barry Hawk hes my favourite racer. I'm interested in those autographs, are you selling them?

[Johnny_G]

Originally posted by Ballbag
i dun apprecita u talkins bout ma sheep


I cant even breath after reading this and the thing about the arangutang urine.......

Hey born to race, if you want to get a bunch of GNCC autographs, have one of the folks on the board here pick you up an event t-shirt, and bring it through the line at the autograph sesion, you can get them all in one shot!!!!!!!!!!


Jeff: you don't get much done at work do ya??

BTW who is the urban legend, and can I trade him a signed Johnny G poster, for a pic with him at the Big Buck GNCC?

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Johnny_G

BTW who is the urban legend, and can I trade him a signed Johnny G poster, for a pic with him at the Big Buck GNCC?

hahaaha....johnny ...rico will email you some pics....or ill try to get ya a link to the thread about the last hatfield trip:devil and i will get you a stick to beat him down for the picture:eek:

here is a pic of him abusing a paatving rider.....poor soul:devil

the legend (http://www.exriders.com/vbb/attachment.php?s=&postid=295316)

[Ryan]

Johnny, The legend only gots 2 tooths left :eek: . If I was you, I would try to avoid this guy as much as possible:p .

[Knight440]

;)

[wyndzer]

Originally posted by Johnny_G

BTW who is the urban legend, and can I trade him a signed Johnny G poster, for a pic with him at the Big Buck GNCC?

I talked to him in Morganton and from what I could understand, his three wheeler won't make another trip south. He did say he would see all of us if we stop by the horse stables during the H/M trip.

[macblaster]

the urban legend

[cdalejef]

Originally posted by born-to-race
Thats sweet, you knew Barry Hawk hes my favourite racer. I'm interested in those autographs, are you selling them? Autographs are free!:)

[cdalejef]

Originally posted by Johnny_G

Jeff: you don't get much done at work do ya??

BTW who is the urban legend, and can I trade him a signed Johnny G poster, for a pic with him at the Big Buck GNCC? LOL......no!

If you can handle his breath, more power to ya:eek2:

[jcv400ex]

Originally posted by Jeff@QuadShop
Not sure but I wouldn't think it would be too awful much. Yes, I know Barry too, I raced pro from 92 till 98 and mixed it up with all those guys!


Your old......:devil

Heres taco and the legend lookin sweet together....:confused2

Check out the teeth on that dude....:scary: and the legends look bad too...:eek:

Doh...forgot the pic...:o

[jcv400ex]

I heard that the legend is Taco's Half-Brother/Cousin....I didn't see it until now! That's Erieeee........:huh

[cdalejef]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
Your old......:devil and wise!;)

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
I heard that the legend is Taco's Half-Brother/Cousin....I didn't see it until now! That's Erieeee........:huh

momma sayd her and poppa is cuzzins.. we gots lots of cuzzins. cuz from da westport always sinds us baggs an prezents

[MOFO]

I wish the urban legend guy could make it again. I enjoyed drink'in with him... he's the only mofo that could chug a beer and light his fart on fire while he's riding a wheelie on his 3 wheeler.

I wanted to give a shout out to Taco.... how's that diesel fueled 400 runnin since you did the conversion last year? :eek: :blah

[knighttime]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
I heard that the legend is Taco's Half-Brother/Cousin....I didn't see it until now! That's Erieeee........:huh

LMFAO


:scary:

[knighttime]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
momma sayd her and poppa is cuzzins.. we gots lots of cuzzins. cuz from da westport always sinds us baggs an prezents

seems to me like u boys like to smoke the green stuff.

[300exjuggalo]

this is funny, chug chug chug chug chug Rico:macho

[Taco]

Originally posted by VWVR6
I wish the urban legend guy could make it again. I enjoyed drink'in with him... he's the only mofo that could chug a beer and light his fart on fire while he's riding a wheelie on his 3 wheeler.

I wanted to give a shout out to Taco.... how's that diesel fueled 400 runnin since you did the conversion last year? :eek: :blah

:D :confused2

[Striker49]

Originally posted by Taco
:D :confused2

Bet it gets good gas milage doesnt it. :eek:

[Taco]

yup and i can just leave it in 5th gear all day long:devil

[born-to-race]

They don't do those races in Canada do they?

The autographs could go in a normal envelope, right. So shipping would be a couple bucks????

[Pappy]

Originally posted by born-to-race
They don't do those races in Canada do they?

The autographs could go in a normal envelope, right. So shipping would be a couple bucks????

ill see if i can get a few autographed cards and give them out here on the site:)

[Rip_Tear]

Thats real cool of you Pappy :D

[born-to-race]

Thatb would be sweet :D

[monkeyboy]

gett me sum 2 papppy:scary:

[TheChknhwk]

Pappy,

Please douse the stickers in brain cells before you send them... they may rub off if he handles the items enough.

Thanks in advance,:D

Hawk

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by TheChknhwk
Pappy,

Please douse the stickers in brain cells before you send them... they may rub off if he handles the items enough.

Thanks in advance,:D

Hawk

LMFAO!!!!!!

[SGA]

Pappy, I want some too!! Pleeeeze:D