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rookiex
03-20-2003, 06:24 AM
I just called over to my cousin and I thought it was him who picked up teh phone so I scream,,,, JJJJIHHHHAAADD lol.....And then he goes fock jihad who is this...I go JIHAD an he goes fock ya mama lololololol...The guy is like 95...An I go is this dave an he is like yea ya ----eatin MTFer lololol....I was like ooo nooo lol...

Does anyone have crazy grandparents
Moto92
03-20-2003, 06:26 AM
Old people are funny...plus they smell wierd :huh
@Bad465EX
03-20-2003, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by fearthisracer
Old people are funny...plus they smell wierd :huh

10/4 thats the truth
RuffRyder400ex
03-20-2003, 08:20 AM
Old people are cool:)
nacs400ex
03-20-2003, 10:00 AM
hahah yup, my grandpa is 70, and let me tell he doesnt act a day past 16. He hilarious, he pulls pranks on his neighbours, he actually is up to date on computers, and he drives his truck like a mad man. Hes cooler than my friends lol. He always tells us these crazy stories from when he was a kid. Boy I sure would miss him a lot if he passed away. hahah He listens to punk music too, sometimes a little bit of Elvis too.
03-20-2003, 10:10 AM
your grandpa is ok now??
Glow Plug
03-20-2003, 10:12 AM
lol my grandparents are awsome not really funny but good to be around :)
Rip_Tear
03-20-2003, 11:03 AM
That is halarious! It werid when you think the "right" person picks up the phone, and you start talking... always makes me feel like a dumb ace....
BlazingYamahaYz
03-20-2003, 11:33 AM
funny...my dads like 47-48 years old, and he doesnt really listen to rock and stuff like that, but......i was telling him about the gun show i went to, and he was like "man, thats dope!"...i was just like WTF cuz he never talks like that...then i was working on my dirt bike and he was like "u better oil that chain or its gunna rust like a motha' " i just laughed, and asked where he was hearing all this:D
Nausty
03-20-2003, 11:44 AM
I never met but one of my grandparents:(
Quadfather
03-20-2003, 11:47 AM
My grandparents are worm food.
Glow Plug
03-20-2003, 12:01 PM
really sucks that your grandparetns are dead nausty and Quadfather their awsome :)
4TraxRider
03-20-2003, 12:12 PM
My grandpa is 73 and rides a 93' Bayou 300 around with an orange workers light on it. He thinks he rides around pretty quick. It's unfair though, when the cops stop him they thijnk its funny. When the cops stop me, I get my stuff inpounded.:huh
nacs400ex
03-20-2003, 01:30 PM
Well seniors always get off, and they should, cause there hilarious. I love to listen to my grandpa's stories, like the time when he was riding his dirtbike and got shot with buckshot. Hes a crazy *******. I dont like the senile ones though, like when they drive up the curb and sit their for their wife to get the groceries. Then theres the time when we asked him what he wanted for his birthday, I suggested Viagra and he laughed... hes like I dont need that to tap her up. I think hes watches too much TV, cause he gets all these slang words and stuff. Probably the next time I see him he will have a mohawk and a tattoo.
DEAL
03-20-2003, 01:57 PM
Heres a quote from my Grandfather.
"so, when did you get running water , like which year?"
"Andrew , we always had running water , we'd take some buckets , run out to the well and get it"
He said that to me awhile ago , I thought it was pretty funny , hes always says stuff like that.
bsb64
03-20-2003, 02:11 PM
My wife's gf is 87 yrs old and can drink most young men under the table. He was also the 1937 NJ Golden Gloves Heavywieght champ, LOL. Anyway before I married my wife we lived together. He wasn't very happy about this.

When I told him we were getting married he said in his thunderous voice......"Why buy the cow? You're already gettin' the milk for free?" I almost $hit my pants
CHAUNCY
03-20-2003, 02:18 PM
I love my grandpa. He drives like a crazy man. He doesnt stop at 4 way stops and starts yellin at the people who drive to slow and stuff. That was probably one of the funnest rides of my life. He makes fun of people sometimes too. He's pretty cool.
atvdad36
03-20-2003, 02:26 PM
Im 39yrs young and I still get b-day cards from my grandma, she is 89.Grandparents are the best, enjoy them while you can.The wife and I lost three gandfathers in one year,listening to you guys talking about yours, brings back some good memories.
thanks
BlazingYamahaYz
03-20-2003, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Nausty
I never met but one of my grandparents:(

i know ur feeling....i only have one grandpa alive, and one great grandma:( ....i have never seen my grandpa, and my great grandma i have only seen once, cuz she lives in CA...and my dads father is sitting behind me in a tin jar(cremated):scary:
speedy400
03-20-2003, 03:19 PM
I know a like 75 yr old guy in my group of riders, he rides w/ us is awsome and he keeps up just fine! does wheelies and everything, he's awsome-darren:blah
rookiex
03-21-2003, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by freeride132
your grandpa is ok now??

No my cousins grandpa he is'nt related to me lol
03-21-2003, 05:22 AM
Originally posted by bsb64
My wife's gf is 87 yrs old and can drink most young men under the table. He was also the 1937 NJ Golden Gloves Heavywieght champ, LOL. Anyway before I married my wife we lived together. He wasn't very happy about this.

When I told him we were getting married he said in his thunderous voice......"Why buy the cow? You're already gettin' the milk for free?" I almost $hit my pants

ok u made no sense ok "my wifes g/f" then it switched to he then ur wifes g/f is ur father inlaw? can u make n e sense when u type
bsb64
03-21-2003, 05:37 AM
gf = grandfather. OK... you thought I meant girlfriend? So sorry:D