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dxcody
12-29-2012, 08:34 PM
I thought this would be fun! There has been a lot of these lately that I have seen, so let's make some! I made one a few minutes ago because I was bored... Let's see what you have!!

HEADING TO THE LINE
NERVOUS AND COLD
THE RACERS LINE UP
YOUNG AND OLD
THE ANTHEM PLAYS
THE ENGINE STARTS
AROUND THE FIRST TURN
TRACI CECCO DARRTS
BEASLEY FOLLOWS
FROM THE NEXT ROW BACK
SWIFT GETS A GOOD START
HE IS LEADING THE PACK
NEXT IS SIMMONS
LEADING THE WAY
FOLLOWED BY 4X4 LITES
AND SPORTSMAN A
FINALLY RODNEY CALLS OUR ROW
WE GET THE TEN SECONDS CALL
AND OFF WE GO
WE FUNNEL IN THE WOODS,
ITS CHAOS OUT HERE
I MOW OVER A LOG
ALL THE FANS CHEER
HOT LINE LEFT
HOT LINE RIGHT
MAN THIS WOODS IS GETTING TIGHT
RACERS ARE STUCK
RACERS ARE BROKE
GOING UP IRONMAN HILL
I HOPE I DONT CHOKE
MY BODY IS BEAT
THE QUAD IS HOT
AFTER THIS RACE
THE ENGINE WILL BE SHOT
I FINISH THE RACE
THAT WAS THE PLAN
I JUST CONQUERED
THE IRONMAN

01boneless
12-29-2012, 09:01 PM
Here I sit so broken hearted sat down to sh** but only farted..

whoops wrong subject! :devil:

BlasterEaten250
12-29-2012, 10:47 PM
Roses are red, violets are blue, see you at the end... after I beat you!

Proud of that one :blah:

QuadJunkies
01-03-2013, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by BlasterEaten250
Roses are red, violets are blue, see you at the end... after I beat you!

Proud of that one :blah: lmao

CJM
01-06-2013, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by BlasterEaten250
Roses are red, violets are blue, see you at the end... after I beat you!

Proud of that one :blah: I just might have to steal that one!

Longdong
01-07-2013, 08:08 AM
Roses are red, some violets are black
When you were out racing your Moto......
I had your girlfriend in my trailer on her Back!:devil:

dxcody
01-07-2013, 11:43 AM
lol!

Longdong
01-07-2013, 04:19 PM
Hondas are red.....
Yamahas are blue.......
I will win on RED.....
You will lose on BLUE!!!!!

muddy400EX
01-07-2013, 09:29 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
if you beat me
i'll kill you

440racer66
01-16-2013, 12:16 AM
long dong
i laughed so long
cause you didnt ever see what
chad wienen was on
for you were in second
and he was long gone.

haha had to do it.

Longdong
01-16-2013, 04:58 AM
Originally posted by 440racer66
long dong
i laughed so long
cause you didnt ever see what
chad wienen was on
for you were in second
and he was long gone.

haha had to do it.


I like it!!!!! Lol

440racer66
01-16-2013, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by Longdong
I like it!!!!! Lol

haha thanks for being a good sport i didnt want it to turn into a "rap" battle

TheLane
01-17-2013, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by 440racer66
haha thanks for being a good sport i didnt want it to turn into a "rap" battle


What what word yo, 4 wheelz betta than two, cuz u on dat bike u screwed. Im out.

muddy400EX
01-17-2013, 06:05 PM
my bike's fast
my bike's loud
rev up the engine
pump up the crowd

missed the gate drop
now im in last
wanted the holeshot
good thing im fast

gotta get first
pick up the speed
winning this race
is all that i need

made it to second
and first place crashed
i take the lead
and never look back

checkered flag
victory me
that's right b**ches
im the bees nees!

Longdong
01-17-2013, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by TheLane
What what word yo, 4 wheelz betta than two, cuz u on dat bike u screwed. Im out.

What's dat
What's dat
Your moms back is FAT
Put her on a RED quad
And I will CRACK A LONG FAT!


Rap off:devil:

TheLane
01-18-2013, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by Longdong
What's dat
What's dat
Your moms back is FAT
Put her on a RED quad
And I will CRACK A LONG FAT!


Rap off:devil:

oh no! this homie rides red, too bad though because it stays in his shed! But you bet hes a big hit with the waitress at hooters because all the *****es love his 2 wheeled scooter.

Rap = Off as well.

(on a side note im slightly impressed with my rap ability considering how white i am.)

Longdong
01-18-2013, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by TheLane
oh no! this homie rides red, too bad though because it stays in his shed! But you bet hes a big hit with the waitress at hooters because all the *****es love his 2 wheeled scooter.

Rap = Off as well.

(on a side note im slightly impressed with my rap ability considering how white i am.)

That's funny CRACKER! :D

TheLane
01-18-2013, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Longdong
That's funny CRACKER! :D

lol really not bad eh?

KKiowaTJ
01-18-2013, 06:31 PM
You think you sum rappers, White little punks

Ya better load up that 450, That **** is straight junk

Now take it on home and build it up right

There no chance in hell u'd beat dis R tonight




8 mile was on lol