Some French jokes...lmao!!

[Guy400]

What do you call 100,000 French men with their hands in the air? The French military.

How many men does it take to defend Paris?
We don't know, it's never been done before.

Recently on eBay: "Authentic French military rifle for sale. Never been fired, been dropped a couple of times."


:D :D

[Glow Plug]

pretty good :D

[tants]

not bad

[Ex_Rider43]

do you have something against french people or what??:confused:

[Guy400]

Originally posted by ex_rider52
do you have something against french people or what??:confused: Crimany, here we go. Those are jokes. No, I don't have anything against French people. Do you have something against Polish people when you tell or laugh at a Pollock joke?

My problem with France right now? Their spineless attitude. Do you realize that France was just caught selling old military hardware to Iraq so that they can repair their French-built Mirage planes and their attack helicopters? That's strictly against UN orders yet they want to sit in the UN meetings and pose for holy pictures.

[Rip_Tear]

lol, the jokes are good.

[Tommy 17]

true guy!!! seems like they also forgot about what we did for them in wwII mayb we should have let hitler take over their country:o