My Friends got the Fastest 400 around!!

[BaD_250ex]

My friend has a 400ex that runs on straight alcohol!! It is the faster quad I have ever seen in my life!! It goes well over 100 he said!!

[YZROOSTINYA]

my runs on cobra venom

1.21 giggowatts

i time travel!

[UglyMotha™]

Originally posted by YZROOSTINYA
my runs on cobra venom

1.21 giggowatts

i time travel!


My flux capacitor is bigger than yours:o

[YZROOSTINYA]

Thats not what the ladies tell me:eek: :D :devil :blah

[Str8Wicked]

any one up for a game of swords.....

[Steve-o 400EX]

Originally posted by YZROOSTINYA
Thats not what the ladies tell me:eek: :D :devil :blah

LMAO!!:D

[appleman400ex]

My dad could beat up your dad:D

and my uncles a loyer so he can sew all of you:p

[Guy400]

I run on straight alcohol too. I use 151 octane rum:D

[remlapr]

Good thread on the pros and cons of running alcohol in your 400 :blah

[toby400ex]

mine runs on vodka and sprite, the sprite is too lower the octane so it doesnt burn the cylinder.;)

[UglyMotha™]

just out of curisosity just how fast does your 250 go:huh

[airheadedduner]

mine runs on vodka and sprite, the sprite is too lower the octane so it doesnt burn the cylinder.

Higher octane burns cooler, methanol burns some 30 degrees cooler then 110 race gas.

Run the strait vodka:p

I find that I run cooler after running on vodka too:devil

[SubnetZero]

SO? I got Bubble Gum!

[toby400ex]

my pony on NOS will kill all you guys in a straight drags, she runs in the 9's in the 1/4 mile:D

[trxex]

mine does well over 175 mhp ,it runs on a mix of pig vomit and elephant $hit:blah :rolleyes: :eek:

[REC]

You might want to check the wrist pin in his wobbly shaft for free play.

[speedy400]

haha my friend once said his 250 beaar tracker "goes a lot faster" now that he got a twist throttle.......i bet if i put a twist throttle on my 400 I'd waist everyone on the planet.:devil :huh

[300EX_HMF]

i run half moonshine and half urine

[remlapr]

Originally posted by 300EX_HMF
i run half moonshine and half urine

LMAO :eek:

[Merriman]

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[300EXrider02]

this is bad real bad:D

[Kadafiy]

What a useful thread. This should go to the faq... thanks for the info:D

[Big - D Racing]

I have an atc 70 that runs rarely, but when it does it's the fastest in the planet. My friend says it goes atleast 30mph!:p

[Bean]

it is well known that sugar, salt, viniger, and olive oil is the go fast secret

[swamprider7]

Its posts like these that make exriders the great place that it is:D :devil

[MichaelS693]

how old are you kid?..... 10?..... tell him that he can put his bike up against cody jordans or chad's any day and then we will know who is faster.....have a nice day:D

[BaD_250ex]

Man, Pig vomit, Elephant sh!+, LOL. You people are sick!!!! Why you steal the elephant sh!+ when you can $h!t in your own gas tank!

[trxex]

because elephant $hit smells better than my $hit.i forgot to also say that my freind has the fastest scooter around.its the fastest i have ever rode it travels a the speed of light:devil :devil :devil :devil :devil :chinese: :chinese:

[ChadEXer]

Just when the day starts to get real boring Im come across some stupid $hit like this!! Whats wrong with people these days:o

But this thread got me thinking of something very funny, My friend has a 350R powervalve "on straight alcohol:rolleyes: )that is so far the fastest R I have ever seen, Im not sure exactly what it is on the R but he has a beer can thats around it on the side,,,he has the a VERY sweet quad and has a beer can that covers some cylinder or something close to the subframe, but anyway its so amazing how many girls, and even some guys, actually believe him when he tells him that it runs on Budweiser!!!!

[250xex]

Originally posted by trxex
i forgot to also say that my freind has the fastest scooter around.its the fastest i have ever rode it travels a the speed of light:devil :devil :devil :devil :devil :chinese: :chinese:
o ya one of my friends has a skateboard with a banshee motor on it! Man, that thing has a wickid powerband. That thing accelarates really fast with his 5 inch tires on there. It runs on strait 100% alchol. He says it will go over 100 easily

this is a generous tip im giving you guys...


i run smirnoff rasberry vodca....


reason beingg....

1 the vodca makes me run beyond the speed of light and 2 the rasberry for for any lil kid who says there 400s faster then mine:devil :devil :devil

[zoom400ex]

Originally posted by ChadEXer
Just when the day starts to get real boring Im come across some stupid $hit like this!! Whats wrong with people these days:o

But this thread got me thinking of something very funny, My friend has a 350R powervalve "on straight alcohol:rolleyes: )that is so far the fastest R I have ever seen, Im not sure exactly what it is on the R but he has a beer can thats around it on the side,,,he has the a VERY sweet quad and has a beer can that covers some cylinder or something close to the subframe, but anyway its so amazing how many girls, and even some guys, actually believe him when he tells him that it runs on Budweiser!!!!




ya i have friend that put a beer can on his go-cart that he races.........pretty sweet custom boost bottle

[400exrules]

so mine has 4 F-14 turbo jet engines in it with 50 shots of nitrous and alchohol. it runs a 10 mile in 5seconds flat

[RoadkillerRyan]

ya i run gasoline

[Jimmah]

Wow all you guys must have gotten the cheap EXs. I run mine on pure air and it's so fast I had to have my arms remounted about 10-15 times.

[TrX465]

this is some funny stuff.........***eat my popcorn***

hey BaD_250ex

[honda400exrider]

yeah my quad goes around the track sometimes, but its really fast after i take a ******:huh BTW it runs on 13 octane gas that i pump myself personally every day out of my back yard! but if i have one of my friends dads best friends daughters come over, i put some of my moonshine in there, and then damn does she fly:devil

[nick23]

my quad runs on strait 112 octane..whooooooooo whoooooooooooo

[honda_250x_87]

yea... u guys think ur all bad runnin alcohol... well i've got rockets! lol :D cant beat the new super-duper rockets! :devil

[Sparks425Ex]

You guys all are running the weak stuff.

Here is my forumla to high speed in the tank:

Half Bottle of Taco Seasoning

3 Drops of Liquid Plummber

Half Cup of Flour

10 ounces of straight Pig Blood

9 grams of the wacky plant


After that it runs like a charm: I run low 2's in 2 mile Drag :rolleyes:

[ATV_MAN]

Mine usually runs form the scent of bacteria.... but time to time i add splinters for that little extra boost.

[ATV_MAN]

Mine usually runs form the scent of bacteria.... but time to time i add splinters for that little extra out of corner push.

[blood red]

You guys are all just a bunch of oky's. You should see my HYBRID 400. 1/4 mile, ummmmmm, lets just say its an all day project. And then, back to the pits. Interesting days when i unleash the beast.

[hondaforlife]

Now what was more stupid? The first thread or the last 25? Looks pretty even to me.

[lex luger]

ofcourse it seems so fast to you bad_250ex ....hense the word 250ex.... :huh straight what fuel!? well i run mixed oil and 94 octane GASOLINE! :eek: haha, ya wanna go realy fast, take the main jet out, more fuel means faster right? :p :D

[Newbie400ex]

I run on Cow Manure. It makes you mooooove..

err. sorry.

[BaD_250ex]

You guys are pricks, LOL. Make me feel like a real jackass! Last time I post here!! :(

[300EX]

Man, all I run is preimium:(
but I used have a freind with a really oily face and I would squigee it and mix it with premium gas, and I put a nos bottle on it but just fart in it instead of nitrios and boy does it move!!:devil :devil

[Steve-o 400EX]

Originally posted by BaD_250ex
You guys are pricks, LOL. Make me feel like a real jackass! Last time I post here!! :(

I thought it was kinda funny how this thread took off. Once the first one or two guys started posting funny coments it just took off, from what I read, i dont think there is one serious post in here, LOL.:D

[honda_250x_87]

Originally posted by BaD_250ex
You guys are pricks, LOL. Make me feel like a real jackass! Last time I post here!! :(

hmmm jackass, eh? that gives me an idea... maybe i could hook a jackass to the back.. gimme some more torque!.. giggity, giggity, ALRITE! lol

[phatswinn]

dam it honda_250x!

:( i only ahve the duper rockets

i wonder how a fart boost in the airintake would make it go?

it is methane im gunna try it!

[ryanh250ex]

Originally posted by trxex
because elephant $hit smells better than my $hit.i forgot to also say that my freind has the fastest scooter around.its the fastest i have ever rode it travels a the speed of light:devil :devil :devil :devil :devil :chinese: :chinese:

lmao,speaking of *****, one time i took a ***** that smelt so bad, and i'm not kidding when i say this, it set off the smoke alarms in the 2nd floor of my house. it was no coincidence either. it was hilarious, to say the least.



oh yeah, my quad runs on goat cheese.

[BaD_250ex]

lmao,speaking of *****, one time i took a ***** that smelt so bad, and i'm not kidding when i say this, it set off the smoke alarms in the 2nd floor of my house. it was no coincidence either. it was hilarious, to say the least.

LMGDFAO HAHAHAHA, thats so Fu(k!ng Gross its funny!!!!

[QuadTrix6]

i push my quad :huh

[trxex]

bump.. this is some funny stuff :D :D ::D :D :D

[user101]

i thought u werent goin to post anymore BAD_250ex:mad:

you r the last thing this sight needs. anothe 10 yearold with his imaginary freind and his 400ex on alcohol

[Steve-o 400EX]

Originally posted by user101
i thought u werent goin to post anymore BAD_250ex:mad:

you r the last thing this sight needs. anothe 10 yearold with his imaginary freind and his 400ex on alcohol

ROTFLMAO!!:D Ha ha thats was a good one.

i push my quad :huh was pretty good too!:D

[newts250ex]

yeah well my 250ex runs on apple juice and a secert potion that give me anti gravity so i can jump forever

[Brad]

Originally posted by Merriman
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thats awesome

[Brad]

i run my trx 90 on newspaper clippings and deoderant it tops out around 198 when u mix some scraps of rusty sheet metel it runs around 245 its my miracle mix

[nastynotchback1]

mine runs on monkey piss and fat chick sweat. exhaust smells a little funny but o man it will fly

[TC17]

concentrated cat poop, mothballs, and some nuclear material:devil

[SuperEX]

Originally posted by Sparks425Ex
You guys all are running the weak stuff.

Here is my forumla to high speed in the tank:

Half Bottle of Taco Seasoning

3 Drops of Liquid Plummber

Half Cup of Flour

10 ounces of straight Pig Blood

9 grams of the wacky plant


After that it runs like a charm: I run low 2's in 2 mile Drag :rolleyes:

Hey!!!!, You stole my recipe for brownies!!

[breaks-alot]

Originally posted by BaD_250ex
My friend has a 400ex that runs on straight alcohol!!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPEND WHEN I RAN ON STRAIGHT ALCOHOL!

(wouldn't take this moment back ever!!!) :D

[Steve-o 400EX]

Originally posted by breaks-alot
THIS IS WHAT HAPPEND WHEN I RAN ON STRAIGHT ALCOHOL!

(wouldn't take this moment back ever!!!) :D

LMFAO!!!! And man that was sick.:eek2:

[Stevie-D]

heres the secret: 60% bourbon, 40% chihuahua crap...boil it down to a nice paste, then mix it with some aligater piss...man..with that mix my 400 will beat a vette!

[ryanh250ex]

i decided to change what i was running from, instead of straight goat cheese to Roquefort cheese....it gives off a much more offensive smell from the exhaust, leaving everybody behind and passed out from the fumes.......... :huh :huh

[honda_250x_87]

ahh.. i hate to give my secret away.. but o well, here goes!
*toe nail clippings
*hair (particulary cat hair)
*chocolate milk shake
*mustard
*old spice cologne (the old school stuff)
*milk (leave behind the heater for a month)
*scrambled eggs & bacon
& just put it in a blender.. oooo buddy, the power ya get outta it! i havent thought of a name yet. well anyways, thats what i use fer go-juice. that or.. u kno, regular gas.

[honda250]

nothin works better than moonshine and cocaine. if i want a fresh swell i add a lil weed, vodca, and orange juice stuff makes it fly

[ROGERS]

I tried some of those recipes and now my motor is locked up!!!
:confused: :( :devil