Str8Wicked
03-04-2003, 02:38 PM
>> A couple is vacationing in the west. Bob always wanted a pair of
>> authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them
and
>> wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the hotel room and
says
>> to
>> his
>> wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"
>>
>> Helen looks him over. "Nope."
>>
>> Bob says excitedly, "Come on Helen, take a good look. Notice
anything
>> different about me?"
>>
>> Helen looks again. "Nope."
>>
>> Frustrated, Bob storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back
>> into the room completely naked, except for his boots.
>>
>> Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
DIFFERENT?"
>>
>> Helen looks up and says, "Bob, what's different? It's hanging down
>> today,
>> it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."
>>
>> Furious, Bob yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN?
IT'S
>> HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
>>
>> To which Helen calmly replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bob. Shoulda
>> bought a hat"
>
>> authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them
and
>> wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the hotel room and
says
>> to
>> his
>> wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"
>>
>> Helen looks him over. "Nope."
>>
>> Bob says excitedly, "Come on Helen, take a good look. Notice
anything
>> different about me?"
>>
>> Helen looks again. "Nope."
>>
>> Frustrated, Bob storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back
>> into the room completely naked, except for his boots.
>>
>> Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
DIFFERENT?"
>>
>> Helen looks up and says, "Bob, what's different? It's hanging down
>> today,
>> it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."
>>
>> Furious, Bob yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN?
IT'S
>> HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
>>
>> To which Helen calmly replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bob. Shoulda
>> bought a hat"
>