these are so true

[Tommy Warren]

1.If someone in a Home Depot store

Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .


2.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .

3.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .

4.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .

5.
If you measure distance in hours..... or
beers,
You may live in Canada .

6.
If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .

7.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .

8.
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .

9.
If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada .

10.
If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .

11.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .

12.
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .

13.
If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .

14.
If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Canada .

15.
If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .

16.
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .

17.
If you actually understand these jokes,
and forward them to all your friends,
you definitely are
proud to be a
Canadian .
:cool: :macho :D

[axellmusic19]

Sounds like MN too :D

[trailrider894]

Doesn't sounds any different than the U.S... ha ha

[traitor08]

Got an email the other day, almost the same. But it was, you might be from Misery( aka Missouri).

[trailrider894]

Originally posted by traitor08
Got an email the other day, almost the same. But it was, you might be from Misery( aka Missouri). ]

From mid-misery (missouri ) also... i hate this place... ha ha Do we even need to start????

[traitor08]

Where you from, I'm north of stl. About 1 1/2 hrs from como.

Sorry for the thread jack

[Stickman400]

There's a couple of us Missourians on here. I live in the far NE corner, I'm about 5 minutes from IA.

[trailrider894]

Originally posted by traitor08
Where you from, I'm north of stl. About 1 1/2 hrs from como.

Sorry for the thread jack

I lived between COMO and STL along I-70. ha ha its a small world. So are you near Mexico missouri then??/

[BoneStockHonda]

If you don't give a **** you might be an American.

[Pipeless416]

^

[woodsman250r]

If you steal jokes about places in America because you can't write any good ones of your own...you might be a Canadian.