Tommy Warren
02-13-2012, 04:59 PM
1.If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .
2.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .
3.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .
4.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .
5.
If you measure distance in hours..... or
beers,
You may live in Canada .
6.
If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .
7.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .
8.
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .
9.
If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada .
10.
If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .
11.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .
12.
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .
13.
If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .
14.
If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Canada .
15.
If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .
16.
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .
17.
If you actually understand these jokes,
and forward them to all your friends,
you definitely are
proud to be a
Canadian .
:cool: :macho :D
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .
2.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .
3.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .
4.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .
5.
If you measure distance in hours..... or
beers,
You may live in Canada .
6.
If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .
7.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .
8.
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .
9.
If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada .
10.
If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .
11.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .
12.
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .
13.
If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .
14.
If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Canada .
15.
If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .
16.
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .
17.
If you actually understand these jokes,
and forward them to all your friends,
you definitely are
proud to be a
Canadian .
:cool: :macho :D