The War on anti-treehuggers

[speedy400]

Well I'm working on making more trails in the back yard(I have about 3 acres of Very hilly woods) and I am going to make a new little hillclime in my nice network of trails and i mentioned this to my mom and she said"no, i've had enough of you making trails, I happen to like nature" and a buch of other stuff, also she mentioned she was a treehugger...??...well I was wondering if you guys have any ideas to coax her into letting me make that little clime,thanks for any help-darren:confused2 :devil

[EricB]

does she go back there much? hehe just tell her it's all torn up already anyhow so it's not like your hurting anything =P

[jamiesel]

sure.... tell her to hug her son and she will never go back to trees:devil

[Striker49]

Ask her this: Would she rather have the yard torn up or the woods where she cant see it? :eek:

[Nausty]

lol, how often does she go back there? Lol, a few trails ain't gonna hurt anything.

[toby400ex]

tell her to kiss your *****, would she ever see it anyway:huh

[racin 400]

just go back and start makin em if she says anythin just say kiss my *****.

[CowsBitePeople]

I would do it anyways....be like it was someone else riding around back there makein some new trails....

MaTT....

[LEE314EX]

i work for a bunch of tree huggers they all eat tofu maybe if you gave her some tofu she will lighten up a bit and let ya

[Nausty]

if she is really stiff on not making anymore trails just tell her your only gonna ride on the trails you already got and just gradually break in new trails over time.

[Pvt. Maggot]

Your moms a tree hugger :eek:





ROFL :p

[speedy400]

LMAO,thoughs are awsome, but 1 thing, she"walks back there every now and then.."....aka never, and I live in the outskirts of a pretty small town so I cant really say someone else made the trails, I think I'll go with the "well do you want the lawn chewed up or the woods chewed up, where no one can see." very good idea. and yes lol my mom is a treehugger:huh :( -and I'll get back to you guys soon for the results-darren

[speedy400]

LMAO or maybe I'll go get her some tofu:blah :macho :D

[Sportrax10]

Get her to start riding ur 400ex, or another quad enough so she likes it. And then stop letting her ride it and she will buy a new quad for herself. She will forget all that tree hugging and start riding... Also you will get another quad to ride...:ermm:

[Sportrax10]

Get her to buy my Trailblazer!:devil :blah

[Knight440]

Tell her you have decided to become a lumber jack and could she please buy you one of these:devil

[QuadTrix6]

calmly go up to her and say hey mom thanks for not letting me build trails , cause now i have way more time to smoke crack and shoot heroin :eek2: :huh

[trx400ex]

Originally posted by QuadTrix6
calmly go up to her and say hey mom thanks for not letting me build trails , cause now i have way more time to smoke crack and shoot heroin :eek2: :huh lmao!!

[Live2Ride300]

Ask her what she thinks about being roosted with her beautiful grass that she probably worked so hard on. She'll think twice about letting you make new trails. Try to her on ur quad, then maybe she'll want to ride too, then she'll let u make trails.

[trueblue450]

The new trails you make with your quad will give her new trails to walk on back there. Personallly if your going on a walk its a lot better to walk on a trail, then getting tangled up in underbrush. Tell her that. Its not like your quad trails will ruin the surroundings, if youre back in the timber it all still looks like timber.

[Live2Ride300]

I say get her some tofu, let her ride ur quad, then tell her that Bill Balance is coming over to help you plan out a cross country course in ur backyard:devil

[jamiesel]

Oh ya, I forgot to mention, break your television. She needs to stop being television endoctrinated by the hollywood *****holios who are changing our culture into anti-war tree hugging, baby killing etc. etc.....

[jamiesel]

1 more thing.... tell her to call Charlie Daniels. He will take care of it for you:p

[kc 300EX]

wow, thats the stupidest thing I ever heard, mom said what?? Tell her to shut her pie hole, if she talks back, ***** slap her:mad:

seriously though, that is kind of stupid, just keep riding and having fun and staying out of trouble, work on a compromise

[Nausty]

just do what I do and tell her your just landscaping.;)


I kick a kick out of people driving around in their excursions and explorors living in big mansions eating granola bars pleading to save the rain forrest.:huh grrr, **** slap her.

[Rip_Tear]

Well you could do what I do and just not tell or ask anyone... I just do what I like and no one says Jack...

For better ideas, I suggest telling her you love her and then ask again. Then tell her this is the last one.... Until the next one (the last part is under your breath...)

Sorry dude, ask your dad... Or just tell him... then say he said its okay :D

[speedy400]

well 1st thing- she said yes, 2nd thing she tried going on a trip with my dad(dad on the bombie 650 and mom on the used to be for sale scrambler400) she ended up reading some gay book by the pit, 3rd thing lol, she used to drive a explorer, haha, 4th thing, we alreddy have a chainsaw, i made a loop yesterday and never told anyone, I'm a rebble:macho :blah 5th thing my b-day is coming in like 8 days, maybe i'll get myself a bulldozer, haha i wish. 6th thing, thats for all your funny/ crappy responds, haha good times good times-darren:rolleyes:

[Nausty]

lol, I was seriously gonna ask if you guys use to own a explorer but I didn't wanna come off the wrong way. Lol, happy pre birthday.:huh

[speedy400]

hahahaha yeah well i gotta be a lil nice to my mom, she did get a tribute instead(like 28 mpg) lol thanks-darren

[400exrules]

get out in the front yard and drive in circles until she ask you wut on earth your doing, then say i have no where else i acn doo this since i cant make trails.

[400exrules]

oh yah i forgot something, DONT LET HER WATCH OPRAH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD if she does, then your life is ruined until u move out. trust me