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Tommy Warren
10-23-2011, 08:37 AM
I thought this was pretty cool:cool:

http://grind365.com/swag/cars/canadian-soldiers-rebuild-an-army-jeep-under-4-minutes/

Pipeless416
10-23-2011, 10:01 AM
i think i've seen that on southpark :devil:

Chico
10-23-2011, 10:34 AM
American forces could have done it in 3 mins

DnB_racing
10-23-2011, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Tommy Warren
I thought this was pretty cool:cool:

http://grind365.com/swag/cars/canadian-soldiers-rebuild-an-army-jeep-under-4-minutes/ Now if they could put together a real army...:devil:

chucked
10-23-2011, 12:46 PM
That doesnt count it was barely sitting together. Didnt even have antifreeze in it.

YFZ-FoFiddy-TC
10-23-2011, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by DnB_racing
Now if they could put together a real army...:devil:

LMAO

I'd be willing to bet 50 bucks it wouldn't even pass the proper inspection to actually be used in the military.

Tommy Warren
10-23-2011, 05:02 PM
lol you guys are great:D

CJM
10-23-2011, 05:23 PM
Seen itbefore, its a special jeep designed to do that.

HondaRaceReady
10-23-2011, 05:40 PM
Just a bunch of hacks doing a half*** job.

Pipeless416
10-23-2011, 05:43 PM
uhoh, i guess we were having too much fun with this so the thread police are coming!

Tommy Warren
10-23-2011, 07:11 PM
woop woop:blah:

BlasterEaten250
10-23-2011, 07:33 PM
well that was done in a jiffy! :D :D

finsteratv
10-23-2011, 08:07 PM
Is that video a joke like the rest of canada? haha :p

Ruby Soho
10-23-2011, 08:31 PM
i thought it was cool. but definitely not actually tearing the jeep down. lol


theres a video of some foreign guys ripping some car apart in a few minutes or something like that, i believe the engine and all.. cant remember exactly but it was the same concept

woodsman250r
10-24-2011, 07:18 AM
Thats just crazy!!!

I didn't even realize that Canada had an Army!? :devil:

fastrnrik
10-24-2011, 07:35 AM
"hey, we're gonna fly into a hostile country, raid a compound, and kill the worlds most dangerous terrorist"......

"ok, we're gonna stay here, take this jeep apart and put it back together in a jiffy."


buwahahahahahaha

chronicsmoke
10-24-2011, 08:05 AM
Originally posted by fastrnrik
"hey, we're gonna fly into a hostile country, raid a compound, and kill the worlds most dangerous terrorist"......

"ok, we're gonna stay here, take this jeep apart and put it back together in a jiffy."


buwahahahahahaha

and smoke and drink real beer :)

I'd rather be drinking n smokin' instead of getting shot at. Especially when I'd be getting shot at for something that doesnt concern me!

Impressive military = more than impressive debt

:) :bandit:

bens250ex
10-24-2011, 08:45 AM
i mean thats cool and all but that thing would fall apart as soon as it got off the road. Hell i wouldnt go over 15mph in that thing if that.Nothing is bolted down.

440racer66
10-24-2011, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by chronicsmoke
and smoke and drink real beer :)

I'd rather be drinking n smokin' instead of getting shot at. Especially when I'd be getting shot at for something that doesnt concern me!

Impressive military = more than impressive debt

:) :bandit:

your country is in the hole as well. and belive me there plenty of drinkin and smoking goin on as we speak haha

chronicsmoke
10-24-2011, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by 440racer66
your country is in the hole as well. and belive me there plenty of drinkin and smoking goin on as we speak haha

You overestimate our country's debt dude, though i'm not saying we are 100% out of the red by any means.

I'm also not saying that that Jeep would be road worthy, or combat worthy. No doubt it'd fall apart instantly. I know a 'mechanic' that works on the Canadian Aircrafts and he can't even do work on his own motorcycles.. I don't know how the pilots trust their mechanics. There would be NFW i'd be piloting an aiplane that is maintaned by a mechanic that can't fix a basic single cylinder engine. :uhoh:

I just think it's funny how fast the you guys jump on us! Trust me, WE KNOW we aren't a big force military wise. I find it funny that all arguments between countries end up beign a "we have a bigger military than you". It makes me laugh because your country is fed Pro-War propaganda, while we aren't.

And unless you're from Cali, you dont know what smokin' is! That's why we're rated #1 in the world for it, lol.
And our beer is better, just sayin'. :p

You can leave the gloves on too, boys. I'm not here to fight, lol.

fastrnrik
10-24-2011, 10:05 AM
Oh calm down maple heads, Don't get your flannel lumberjack pants in a bunch. I was just funnin with yall. Heck all countries economies are all so interconnected, we're all broke these days. Except for China and the ones with the oil that is LOL.

The jeep is cool. Who cares if its roadworthy. As long as it hauls beer and syrup I'm sure it's fine for Canadians.... LOL

Pipeless416
10-24-2011, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by fastrnrik
Oh calm down maple heads, Don't get your flannel lumberjack pants in a bunch. I was just funnin with yall. Heck all countries economies are all so interconnected, we're all broke these days. Except for China and the ones with the oil that is LOL.

The jeep is cool. Who cares if its roadworthy. As long as it hauls beer and syrup I'm sure it's fine for Canadians.... LOL

atvriders really needs a like function. this had me crackin up :p

chronicsmoke
10-24-2011, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by fastrnrik
As long as it hauls beer and syrup I'm sure it's fine for Canadians.... LOL

:D

Haul the beer in, haul the syrup out!

I still dont think I'd trust my 24 of Molson with any machine assembled by the military's mechanics. If you work on helicopters, you should be able to perform simple maintenance on your Harley.

DnB_racing
10-24-2011, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by chronicsmoke
It makes me laugh because your country is fed Pro-War propaganda, while we aren't.

You can leave the gloves on too, boys. I'm not here to fight, lol. I consider myself well versed about the Canadian government............I watch a lot of south park:macho

slightlybent47
10-24-2011, 06:18 PM
I know some Mexicans that could do that to any car/truck and have a new title and sr.# for it and have it resold in less then 5 minuets.lol

fastrnrik
10-24-2011, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by slightlybent47
I know some Mexicans that could do that to any car/truck and have a new title and sr.# for it and have it resold in less then 5 minuets.lol

LOL and haul more people in it!

Tommy Warren
10-24-2011, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by slightlybent47
I know some Mexicans that could do that to any car/truck and have a new title and sr.# for it and have it resold in less then 5 minuets.lol

mexicans wouldn't know what to do with a jeep.....they can strip a chevy before the driver can come to a complete stop though

buck440
10-25-2011, 12:25 PM
why would they ever need to take it apart that quick? it's not like they will have a spare engine, body, or even a frame in the glove box. are those old jeeps still in service?

JForestZ34
10-25-2011, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by buck440
why would they ever need to take it apart that quick? it's not like they will have a spare engine, body, or even a frame in the glove box. are those old jeeps still in service?


They would have to take it apart on the battlefield in case they had to change something.. They usually have a maintenance rigs running with the convoy..


But in order to change it in battle they would have to join the fight first.. LOL


James

Fear250r
10-25-2011, 03:17 PM
Chronicsmoke, I gotta call you out on the beer comment. First your saying canada has better beer, then you tell us you're drinking molson?? C'mon.....:blah:

Whaley24
10-25-2011, 06:15 PM
or everyone could stop being @$$holes about canada. but thats your option.

Pipeless416
10-25-2011, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Whaley24
or everyone could stop being @$$holes about canada. but thats your option.

relax young grasshopper, everybody is having fun here.

chronicsmoke
10-25-2011, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Fear250r
Chronicsmoke, I gotta call you out on the beer comment. First your saying canada has better beer, then you tell us you're drinking molson?? C'mon.....:blah:

hahaha that's funny! :p

Gotta love Molson Canadian or a Molson Ex.. stay away from a few other Molson brands though

We refer to american beer as piss here, LOL! There is some good beer from the states though, Sam Adams and Ying-Ling rank near the top.. you can keep the Yankee Jim! :blah:

Whaley24
10-25-2011, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by Pipeless416
relax young grasshopper, everybody is having fun here.

really, so if i start chirping the usa is that fun for everybody

DnB_racing
10-25-2011, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by Whaley24
really, so if i start chirping the usa is that fun for everybody sure if its in good fun,

Ill be the first to admit that Massachusetts is filed with the biggest liberals in the world, we are the biggest bunch of croc wearing tree hugging eco lovers Ive ever meet. but I can laugh about it

Fear250r
10-25-2011, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by chronicsmoke
hahaha that's funny! :p


We refer to american beer as piss here, LOL! There is some good beer from the states though, Sam Adams and Ying-Ling rank near the top.. you can keep the Yankee Jim! :blah:

Thank you!! Hahaha!

I'm an IPA guy myself. Dogfish head, harpoon, stone ruination, etc....

Tommy Warren
10-25-2011, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by Whaley24
really, so if i start chirping the usa is that fun for everybody

relax dude like they said they learn all of their info from south park...half of them couldn't locate canada on a map.... don't take it seriously;)

Pipeless416
10-25-2011, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by Tommy Warren
relax dude like they said they learn all of their info from south park...half of them couldn't locate canada on a map.... don't take it seriously;)

i could!

Fear250r
10-25-2011, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by DnB_racing
sure if its in good fun,

Ill be the first to admit that Massachusetts is filed with the biggest liberals in the world, we are the biggest bunch of croc wearing tree hugging eco lovers Ive ever meet. but I can laugh about it

Yeah you are!! Unfortunately most of New England is the same way. RI is doing a pretty good job of showing how ridiculous this state can be too...screw us working folk, give it to the immigrants!

YFZ-FoFiddy-TC
10-25-2011, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Whaley24
really, so if i start chirping the usa is that fun for everybody

http://pawsru.org/paws/thumb/paws4498_u-mad1s.jpg

Whaley24
10-26-2011, 05:29 AM
Originally posted by YFZ-FoFiddy-TC
http://pawsru.org/paws/thumb/paws4498_u-mad1s.jpg

no **** im mad, your talking **** about the country that i love and was born in.

Whaley24
10-26-2011, 05:32 AM
i know were the states is.

chronicsmoke
10-26-2011, 05:46 AM
Originally posted by Whaley24
i know were the states is.

lol this is funny..

Just let it go dude, lol. Just be thankful your on the North side of the border ;)

Fear250r
10-26-2011, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by Whaley24
no **** im mad, your talking **** about the country that i love and was born in.

Wow....twelve teen and pist off!! You need to learn to lighten up. There's enough BS going around these days. This is just a forum. Relax and have fun with it.

TheLane
10-26-2011, 08:22 AM
yeah well fahkz all ov ussss!!!!!! china winz.:devil:


Soapbox = fin

finsteratv
10-26-2011, 08:37 AM
FINALLY a funny thread..lets cut the negative nancy.

BlasterEaten250
10-26-2011, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by Whaley24
i know were the states is. Yep, America definitely wears the pants out of the two countries :D

chronicsmoke
10-26-2011, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by BlasterEaten250
Yep, America definitely wears the pants out of the two countries :D

lol, touché

fastrnrik
10-26-2011, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Whaley24
no **** im mad, your talking **** about the country that i love and was born in.

I think you're just mad because your bacon is actually ham.

OldGuyonaQuad
10-26-2011, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by finsteratv
FINALLY a funny thread..lets cut the negative nancy.

X2 it's rare that I actually lol from anything posted in online forums but I did more then once here.

Chico
10-26-2011, 05:57 PM
Hey Whaley24.....I think I found a pic of you!

http://i44.tinypic.com/351sd2v.jpg

Tommy Warren
10-26-2011, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by Whaley24
i know were the states is.

when canada takes a crap guess where it goes....:D

Whaley24
10-26-2011, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by Chico
Hey Whaley24.....I think I found a pic of you!

http://i44.tinypic.com/351sd2v.jpg
nah man that aint me. put he does have a pretty gnarly cowboy hat :P

Pipeless416
10-26-2011, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by Tommy Warren
when canada takes a crap guess where it goes....:D

mexico?

Whaley24
10-26-2011, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Tommy Warren
when canada takes a crap guess where it goes....:D

if they were in newfoundland and let one go it would just hit the ocean?

buck440
10-27-2011, 06:06 AM
Originally posted by Pipeless416
mexico?

x2

Tommy Warren
10-27-2011, 06:47 PM
naw it gets caught in the rockies on the us side

Pipeless416
10-27-2011, 07:29 PM
i bet they could reassemble their aircraft carriers even faster, eh?!! :eek2:

chronicsmoke
10-28-2011, 05:50 AM
Originally posted by Pipeless416
i bet they could reassemble their aircraft carriers even faster, eh?!! :eek2:

I wonder where that guy got that old cooper helmet.. I'd rock one of those for sure in my beer league.