View Full Version : Need help.....
Pappy
09-21-2011, 07:16 PM
Since ive been hurt, the wife has been dickin with me....I need revenge ideas.
Nothing that will leave a scar LOL, but I want to get her good
:D
HondaRacing83
09-21-2011, 07:19 PM
leave the toilet seat up
Stay out all night at the bar and wander home.
Oh wait, that will get you in trouble not get revenge. I know, fart in the bed after eating lots of beans and hold the covers over her head!
Pipeless416
09-21-2011, 08:57 PM
definitely like the dutch oven idea. you could always saran wrap the toilet :D.
Pappy
09-21-2011, 09:09 PM
We have been married for 20 years, farting wont be noticed LOL
The toilet trick is too high school...besides I would have to clean it up LOL
crlt250r
09-21-2011, 09:13 PM
Pipe dope on the inside of her car door handles.....
Kickstarts-suck
09-22-2011, 12:52 AM
How about the old school rubber band on the sink sprayer trick?
YFZ-FoFiddy-TC
09-22-2011, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by Kickstarts-suck
How about the old school rubber band on the sink sprayer trick?
+1!
or Saran wrap the door.
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Ichoptop
09-22-2011, 06:36 AM
let her find you in bed with an 18 year old blonde stripper...or her sister.
pack her hair dryer full of flour.
Kickstarts-suck
09-22-2011, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by YFZ-FoFiddy-TC
+1!
or Saran wrap the door.
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LMFAO! I did this to a guy at work one time.. He wore glasses and broke them a few days before so I put some shrink wrap(plastic wrap for wrapping pallets) across where he walks and he ran smack into it. Sooo funny! :p
Pappy
09-22-2011, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Ichoptop
let her find you in bed with an 18 year old blonde stripper...or her sister.
pack her hair dryer full of flour.
the 18 year old would be doable, her sister is so far out of the question though LOL
the saran wrap is pretty funny.....still thinking.
derekhonda
09-22-2011, 05:15 PM
Just print out some divorce papers and leave them laying around the house.
...Oh wait, PUNISH her not make her day. Hmmmm, yeah i'd stick to the basics, flour in hair dryer, rubber band on sink nozzle.
This is something i've wanted to do, if you have a main water shutoff valve do it while shes in the shower, then flip the breaker kill the power, wait for her to get out, turn the water back on without her knowing, go show her the breaker must have tripped, but the water works just fine. Have her get back in, do it again.
BoneStockHonda
09-22-2011, 09:07 PM
Crazy colored hair dye in her shampoo (lime green, pink, blue, you get the idea)
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