Need help.....

[Pappy]

Since ive been hurt, the wife has been dickin with me....I need revenge ideas.

Nothing that will leave a scar LOL, but I want to get her good

:D

[HondaRacing83]

leave the toilet seat up

[CJM]

Stay out all night at the bar and wander home.































Oh wait, that will get you in trouble not get revenge. I know, fart in the bed after eating lots of beans and hold the covers over her head!

[Pipeless416]

definitely like the dutch oven idea. you could always saran wrap the toilet :D.

[Pappy]

We have been married for 20 years, farting wont be noticed LOL

The toilet trick is too high school...besides I would have to clean it up LOL

[crlt250r]

Pipe dope on the inside of her car door handles.....

[Kickstarts-suck]

How about the old school rubber band on the sink sprayer trick?

[YFZ-FoFiddy-TC]

Originally posted by Kickstarts-suck
How about the old school rubber band on the sink sprayer trick?

+1!

or Saran wrap the door.
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[Ichoptop]

let her find you in bed with an 18 year old blonde stripper...or her sister.



pack her hair dryer full of flour.

[Kickstarts-suck]

Originally posted by YFZ-FoFiddy-TC
+1!

or Saran wrap the door.
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LMFAO! I did this to a guy at work one time.. He wore glasses and broke them a few days before so I put some shrink wrap(plastic wrap for wrapping pallets) across where he walks and he ran smack into it. Sooo funny! :p

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Ichoptop
let her find you in bed with an 18 year old blonde stripper...or her sister.



pack her hair dryer full of flour.

the 18 year old would be doable, her sister is so far out of the question though LOL

the saran wrap is pretty funny.....still thinking.

[derekhonda]

Just print out some divorce papers and leave them laying around the house.


...Oh wait, PUNISH her not make her day. Hmmmm, yeah i'd stick to the basics, flour in hair dryer, rubber band on sink nozzle.

This is something i've wanted to do, if you have a main water shutoff valve do it while shes in the shower, then flip the breaker kill the power, wait for her to get out, turn the water back on without her knowing, go show her the breaker must have tripped, but the water works just fine. Have her get back in, do it again.

[BoneStockHonda]

Crazy colored hair dye in her shampoo (lime green, pink, blue, you get the idea)