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Tommy Warren
06-16-2011, 02:29 AM
Man, who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Finally...

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!":devil: :bandit:

Scro
06-16-2011, 05:49 AM
Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

wilkin250r
06-16-2011, 08:55 AM
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok...

bbender85
06-16-2011, 09:39 AM
lmao those are great!

jake55
06-16-2011, 09:47 AM
no such thing as rape cause woman in skirt run much faster than man with pants down.

Hornbreaker
06-16-2011, 07:05 PM
Confucius also not say- American ball game very nice but how can man walk with 4 balls?

Hornbreaker
06-16-2011, 07:05 PM
Confucius also not say- American ball game very nice but how can man walk with 4 balls?

CJM
06-16-2011, 09:18 PM
It is good to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl.

Ruby Soho
06-16-2011, 09:42 PM
haha! these are hilarious

Hornbreaker
06-17-2011, 06:28 AM
:rolleyes: :Wise man also not say- When short man dance with tall girl, get bust in mouth!