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02-20-2003, 07:03 AM
Patriotic Duty!!!


As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife.


So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all North American women are asked

to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.


Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this national
anti-terrorist effort.


All men are requested to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Taliban and they think it's okay to see
other women nude and to show support for their fellow sisters.


And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.


The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists

and applauds your participation.


God Bless America!


IT IS NOW YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!

Mity Mo
02-20-2003, 07:09 AM
Rico, I dont drink but I think I would definitely have to give my full support in this issue.:blah

02-20-2003, 07:11 AM
yeah but i hear the like chicks with d#*k's..and plumpers so those need to stay inside their houses:eek:

UglyMotha™
02-20-2003, 07:12 AM
lmao, this call for a new lawn chair

QuadJunkies
02-20-2003, 07:21 AM
HAHAHA..Rico, in my neighborhood,running around naked would cause quite a ruckus:p

muff
02-20-2003, 07:44 AM
I will fullfill my patriotic duty:D

Sparks425Ex
02-20-2003, 07:44 AM
I will let all of the women in my neighboorhood know the new duty........Except My "MOM" EWWWWW



HAHAHA Good One Rico...

02-20-2003, 07:46 AM
that was on the manshow wasnt it?


should i go naked too?????

exriderdude
02-20-2003, 07:47 AM
Originally posted by QuadJunkies
HAHAHA..Rico, in my neighborhood,running around naked would cause quite a ruckus:p

you know this from expierence:eek: :uhoh:

QuadJunkies
02-20-2003, 07:49 AM
Originally posted by exriderdude
you know this from expierence:eek: :uhoh: LMAO:p no, I know my neighbors...they would throw a bible at me!!:confused2

exriderdude
02-20-2003, 08:03 AM
ohhh ok... sure;)

rookiex
02-20-2003, 10:17 AM
:uhoh: whoa

Moto92
02-20-2003, 11:24 AM
*sigh*
Just another normal day for me

MSL
02-20-2003, 11:49 AM
if you have seen some of the seahags around my neighborhood
naked you would poke your eyes out with a sharp stick:eek:

MOUSE
02-20-2003, 12:04 PM
dern i would have picked a neigborhood full to the brim of retired people :confused2



i see right now i gots to move :devil

QuadJunkies
02-20-2003, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by MSL
if you have seen some of the seahags around my neighborhood
naked you would poke your eyes out with a sharp stick:eek: LMGDAO!!:p

redroost85
02-20-2003, 04:06 PM
Lt. Rico, reporting for duty, sir! May I request to be on the front lines for this mission, sir?:D

flyin#5
02-20-2003, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by QuadJunkies
HAHAHA..Rico, in my neighborhood,running around naked would cause quite a ruckus:p

you can run around my neighborhood naked if you want.. lol:D

Rip_Tear
02-20-2003, 04:13 PM
I like the idea, but I need a new neighbor hood.... considering there isnt another house here for atleast 15 min...

Striker49
02-20-2003, 04:24 PM
Great plan, but Ill have to drive into the "village" for this one. No chic neighbors around here.


Ill pass the word on, heck...better yet, Ill just print the dang mission statement out and give it to people at school tomorrow. How's that for ya? :D

400exrules
02-20-2003, 05:09 PM
*THIS JUST IN*

Their is an exception the new law, no one over 50 is allowed to take their clothes off :eek: thank you:D

toby400ex
02-20-2003, 07:11 PM
not a bad idea, but i would have to run inside and barf when my mom came around. But there is a hot momma up the street, and some outhers in my neighborhood.:D :eek: :D

TORO1968
02-20-2003, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by toby400ex
But there is a hot momma up the street, and some outhers in my neighborhood.:D :eek: :D

Gotta love the MILFs!!!

Man Rico, I didn't think I'd be getting out my lawn chairs until May, but now I have a reason! REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!!! :D

-Jordan

MX26
02-20-2003, 09:49 PM
Wonder if I can make it to Kuna, Idaho before this??:huh

QuadJunkies
02-20-2003, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by MX26
Wonder if I can make it to Kuna, Idaho before this??:huh LOL...:p ;)

Glow Plug
02-21-2003, 12:00 PM
sound like fun i think i have to go into town this week lol :D

Ryan
02-21-2003, 12:09 PM
LMAO Rico! This could start a new holiday :uhoh: . To bad I live next to senior citizens :( ;) .

I'll spread the word, i'll tell everyone this is a special time of the month :eek: :huh LOL!

killerworm
02-21-2003, 12:26 PM
God Bless you Rico. I think we should just make Saturday Feb 22nd an official government holiday......excavating terorists from neighborhoods everywhere day!! I'll get George W on the horn now!!

DESDAK4
02-21-2003, 12:43 PM
Killerworm don't you forget to send that house full of ladies you always have outside:devil

Jay
USAF
AMMO

toby400ex
02-21-2003, 03:30 PM
wouldnt it be a bit cold, its a tid bit nipply out here i breast go inside.

TC17
02-21-2003, 06:21 PM
age limits are 14-30:cool: no wait, the sunglasses go off:blah

AtvMxRider
02-21-2003, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by QuadJunkies
LMAO:p no, I know my neighbors...they would throw a bible at me!!:confused2


HAHAHA Throw it back.:devil