It's your Patriotic Duty

Patriotic Duty!!!


As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife.


So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all North American women are asked

to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.


Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this national
anti-terrorist effort.


All men are requested to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Taliban and they think it's okay to see
other women nude and to show support for their fellow sisters.


And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.


The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists

and applauds your participation.


God Bless America!


IT IS NOW YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!

[Mity Mo]

Rico, I dont drink but I think I would definitely have to give my full support in this issue.:blah

yeah but i hear the like chicks with d#*k's..and plumpers so those need to stay inside their houses:eek:

[UglyMotha™]

lmao, this call for a new lawn chair

[QuadJunkies]

HAHAHA..Rico, in my neighborhood,running around naked would cause quite a ruckus:p

[muff]

I will fullfill my patriotic duty:D

[Sparks425Ex]

I will let all of the women in my neighboorhood know the new duty........Except My "MOM" EWWWWW



HAHAHA Good One Rico...

that was on the manshow wasnt it?


should i go naked too?????

[exriderdude]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
HAHAHA..Rico, in my neighborhood,running around naked would cause quite a ruckus:p

you know this from expierence:eek: :uhoh:

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by exriderdude
you know this from expierence:eek: :uhoh: LMAO:p no, I know my neighbors...they would throw a bible at me!!:confused2

[exriderdude]

ohhh ok... sure;)

[rookiex]

:uhoh: whoa

[Moto92]

*sigh*
Just another normal day for me

[MSL]

if you have seen some of the seahags around my neighborhood
naked you would poke your eyes out with a sharp stick:eek:

[MOUSE]

dern i would have picked a neigborhood full to the brim of retired people :confused2



i see right now i gots to move :devil

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by MSL
if you have seen some of the seahags around my neighborhood
naked you would poke your eyes out with a sharp stick:eek: LMGDAO!!:p

[redroost85]

Lt. Rico, reporting for duty, sir! May I request to be on the front lines for this mission, sir?:D

[flyin#5]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
HAHAHA..Rico, in my neighborhood,running around naked would cause quite a ruckus:p

you can run around my neighborhood naked if you want.. lol:D

[Rip_Tear]

I like the idea, but I need a new neighbor hood.... considering there isnt another house here for atleast 15 min...

[Striker49]

Great plan, but Ill have to drive into the "village" for this one. No chic neighbors around here.


Ill pass the word on, heck...better yet, Ill just print the dang mission statement out and give it to people at school tomorrow. How's that for ya? :D

[400exrules]

*THIS JUST IN*

Their is an exception the new law, no one over 50 is allowed to take their clothes off :eek: thank you:D

[toby400ex]

not a bad idea, but i would have to run inside and barf when my mom came around. But there is a hot momma up the street, and some outhers in my neighborhood.:D :eek: :D

[TORO1968]

Originally posted by toby400ex
But there is a hot momma up the street, and some outhers in my neighborhood.:D :eek: :D

Gotta love the MILFs!!!

Man Rico, I didn't think I'd be getting out my lawn chairs until May, but now I have a reason! REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!!! :D

-Jordan

[MX26]

Wonder if I can make it to Kuna, Idaho before this??:huh

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by MX26
Wonder if I can make it to Kuna, Idaho before this??:huh LOL...:p ;)

[Glow Plug]

sound like fun i think i have to go into town this week lol :D

[Ryan]

LMAO Rico! This could start a new holiday :uhoh: . To bad I live next to senior citizens :( ;) .

I'll spread the word, i'll tell everyone this is a special time of the month :eek: :huh LOL!

[killerworm]

God Bless you Rico. I think we should just make Saturday Feb 22nd an official government holiday......excavating terorists from neighborhoods everywhere day!! I'll get George W on the horn now!!

[DESDAK4]

Killerworm don't you forget to send that house full of ladies you always have outside:devil

Jay
USAF
AMMO

[toby400ex]

wouldnt it be a bit cold, its a tid bit nipply out here i breast go inside.

[TC17]

age limits are 14-30:cool: no wait, the sunglasses go off:blah

[AtvMxRider]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
LMAO:p no, I know my neighbors...they would throw a bible at me!!:confused2


HAHAHA Throw it back.:devil