CJM
04-25-2011, 01:47 PM
A man goes into a second hand store and is looking around in the knick-knack department when he finds a Brass Rat.
He asked the owner of the store what the cost for the Brass Rat was.The Owner says, "that depends. If you just want the Rat, the cost is $10. If you want the story that goes with the Brass Rat, the cost is $20."
The man says he doesn't care about the story and pays $10 for the Brass Rat.
Upon leaving the store, he starts down the street and notices that rats start coming out of the houses, alleyways, the sewer, and they begin to follow him down the street.
He begins to run and more and more rats come out andare following him down the street.
He runs out onto a pier on the docks and turns around to see thousands of rats coming toward him.
He takes the Brass Rat and tosses it into the ocean.All the rats follow the Brass Rat and jump into the ocean and sink below the surface of the water and drown.
The man goes back to the store where he bought the Brass Rat.When the owner of the store sees him walk through the door he says:"So you came back for the story did you?"
The man says "NO. I just came back to see if you had any Brass Politicians!"
He asked the owner of the store what the cost for the Brass Rat was.The Owner says, "that depends. If you just want the Rat, the cost is $10. If you want the story that goes with the Brass Rat, the cost is $20."
The man says he doesn't care about the story and pays $10 for the Brass Rat.
Upon leaving the store, he starts down the street and notices that rats start coming out of the houses, alleyways, the sewer, and they begin to follow him down the street.
He begins to run and more and more rats come out andare following him down the street.
He runs out onto a pier on the docks and turns around to see thousands of rats coming toward him.
He takes the Brass Rat and tosses it into the ocean.All the rats follow the Brass Rat and jump into the ocean and sink below the surface of the water and drown.
The man goes back to the store where he bought the Brass Rat.When the owner of the store sees him walk through the door he says:"So you came back for the story did you?"
The man says "NO. I just came back to see if you had any Brass Politicians!"