Dear...

[CJM]

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
　

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a *****.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
　

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic.. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely,
Anonymous
　

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google
　

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle
　
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
　

Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed
　

Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely, Stevie Wonder
　

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
　

Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman
　

Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
　

Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore
　　

Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012.
Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
　

Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
　
Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant
　

Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper

[madskrillz2]

Originally posted by CJM
Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely, Stevie Wonder

All of them were kinda funny and then this one just made my day. Thank you

[HondaRacing83]

Originally posted by CJM
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
Before i figured out how to turn the spellcheck off this pissed me off alot! My messages would come out totally different than what they were ment to be. I accidently downloaded some word anticipation app, youd be like "go **** yourself" and it would come out"go eat fudge by yourself"

[ZeroLogic]

Dear giraffes,
How long does it take you to throw up?
Sincerely, curious.

Dear Resturant go-ers,
If we close at eight, don't come in at 7:45 and not expect me to spit in your food.
Sincerely, I've got places to be.

Dear cell phone,
It's okay, when I pressed the cancel buttons a million times, I meant I really wanted you to send it.
Sincerely, girl who just sent "it was huge!" to her father.

Dear verification codes,
You are really ruining my day.
Sincerely, dyslexic.

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7

Dear World,


Sincerely, Ninjas


Dear MapQuest,
Please add an "avoid ghetto" option.
Sincerely, Scared

Dear Amish,
You shouldn't be reading this.
Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear Spongebob Squarepants,
You're yellow, you can't drive, and you do Karate. You thought we wouldn't notice?
Sincerely, the Asians

Dear Asians,
At least wear name tags or something.
Sincerely, The rest of the world

[CJM]

Nice addition Zero :)

[finsteratv]

lmao turned my night around :D

[bbender85]

best thread on any forum this week.

[250x_kyle]

Dear penis,
I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave, now all you do stare at the floor
Sincerly, Men with ED

[Bryson#221]

Hilarious!! :p :p

[honda400ex2003]

A+ there peeps. those are awesome!

steve

[brian76708]

Originally posted by 250x_kyle
Dear penis,
I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave, now all you do stare at the floor
Sincerly, Men with ED

i thought of that song too when i saw this thread.ha but you forgot this one.

Dear Rodney
I don't think I like you anymore
Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before
Sincerly, Penis

[honda400ex2003]

bump for a great thread. steve

[250x_kyle]

Originally posted by brian76708
i thought of that song too when i saw this thread.ha but you forgot this one.

Dear Rodney
I don't think I like you anymore
Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before
Sincerly, Penis

lol im glad im not the only one