Funny Omegle Convos

[Hondamaster5505]

Found this on the LT1 site. CKJ's and z06's are hilarious.
http://www.ls1lt1.com/forum/showthread.php?t=32274

Post up some of your funny pranks on there.

[Brauap]

Those are soo funny! But it made me courious in the Omegle.. so I checked it out and I ended up talking to a chick in Bermuda for the past 4 hours! :cool:

[Hondamaster5505]

Originally posted by Brauap
Those are soo funny! But it made me courious in the Omegle.. so I checked it out and I ended up talking to a chick in Bermuda for the past 4 hours! :cool:

So she, or he, says. lol

Never trust anyone on there! Unless there's like legit proof. lol

[Brauap]

She gave me her email, and from there I got her name, and then I put it on FB, and SHE is DEFFINTLY a she! lol

It isn't as creepy as it sounds lol

[250ex_dan]

Originally posted by Brauap
She gave me her email, and from there I got her name, and then I put it on FB, and SHE is DEFFINTLY a she! lol

It isn't as creepy as it sounds lol
dumb?
what is FB

[Scro]

facebook

[powermadd400ex]

Yall ain't seen nothing till you try omegle video chat >_<

[trx310R#24]

dude lmao!!!!!!!! people are so ****ing stupid on there.

[ZeroLogic]

You: hey
Stranger: honey
Stranger: :D
You: sweety pie<3
Stranger: sweetheart
Stranger: so how are you hun ?
You: ohh alright baby boo
You: how about you
You: i miss you
Stranger: im good , cuz your'e here
Stranger: and i missed you too , thou i met you now
You: its fate
You: like we knew eachother in pass lives
You: feel me knocking
Stranger: wow , honey , we understand each other so good
Stranger: my heart is all bursting
You: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happpyyy when skies are greyyyy
Stranger: ohhhhh sweetheart , you make me happy all the time
You: stop it your making me blush
Stranger: well , i love it when you blush
You: teehee <33
Stranger: kiss in your chick!
You: say what
Stranger: what ?
You: kiss in your chick
You: what
Stranger: kiss on your chick
Stranger: im sorry
You: really
You: are you cheating on me
You: cause i swear if you are i want you out
You: you never did love me
You: you always lied to me
You: i can't do this no more
You: a relationship is a team
You: not just me
Stranger: honey , nooooooooooo i only love you
Stranger: i love you a lot
You: don't touch me!
Stranger: a lot
You: i hate you
You: you lie
You: all you ever do
Stranger: no ,
You: go away
You: i can't stand to see you
Stranger: no ,
Stranger: i dont cheat on you
Stranger: i dont have anybody
Stranger: anybody
Stranger: only you my love
Stranger: i love you
You: i saw you kissing the gay at the bar last night
Stranger: really
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: non
You: don't lie
You: stop it
You: my ears!
Stranger: no
Stranger: !
You: </3
You: see that
You: thats a broken heart
You: thats my broken heart
Stranger: i know it wasnt me
Stranger: and i know i love you
Stranger: it's your problem
Stranger: if you dont believe me
You: its over
You: goodbye ****face
Stranger: no
You: < / 3



Weird kids.

[Hondamaster5505]

LMAO

[finsteratv]

ahahah made my crappy day better!

[powermadd400ex]

I just had a hilarious one. But it's a bit vulgar o.o

[trailrider894]

I actually managed have some nice convo's on here... lol got two e-mails, a facebook and a skype add. lol all chicks!! or so they claim.........>.>

[trx310R#24]

Originally posted by trailrider894
I actually managed have some nice convo's on here... lol got two e-mails, a facebook and a skype add. lol all chicks!! or so they claim.........>.>

x2 i started out just being a jackass to people but ended up finding some kool people... :p but 99.9% of the people on there are creeps or people just on there to piss people off haha

[Brauap]

Apperently I can't do anything right!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or switch to video or send us feedback

[honda400ex2003]

those are pretty funny. lol seems like i saw something like this a while back too. lol i may have to try it some time if i am super bored. steve

[Hondamaster5505]

Guess he only likes the beginning of this Journey song?


You: Hi. I'm Rod Stewart
Stranger: Hi
You: Wanna sing a song with me?
Stranger: Yep
You: Just a small town girlllll
Stranger: Living
Stranger: In a lonely world
You: She took that midnight trainn goinnnn anyyyywhereeeee
Stranger: Just a city boy
You: Born and raised in souuthhhh detroittttt
Stranger: She took that midnight trainn goinnnn anyyyywhereeee
You: See her in that smokeyy roommmm
Stranger: Smell of wine and cheap perfume
You: For the moment never ends it goes ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNN. *guitar*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hondamaster5505]

She's cheating on me :(

Stranger: heyy
You: Hey there sweet cheeks.
You: Where were you today baby? You weren't home when I got back from work?
Stranger: Awh i'm sorry babee
You: You still didn't answer me... Are you cheating on me? Tell me the truth.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[250ex_dan]

Originally posted by Hondamaster5505
Guess he only likes the beginning of this Journey song?


You: Hi. I'm Rod Stewart
Stranger: Hi
You: Wanna sing a song with me?
Stranger: Yep
You: Just a small town girlllll
Stranger: Living
Stranger: In a lonely world
You: She took that midnight trainn goinnnn anyyyywhereeeee
Stranger: Just a city boy
You: Born and raised in souuthhhh detroittttt
Stranger: She took that midnight trainn goinnnn anyyyywhereeee
You: See her in that smokeyy roommmm
Stranger: Smell of wine and cheap perfume
You: For the moment never ends it goes ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNN. *guitar*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHALOL
he must have been like AHHH S**T!!

[Hondamaster5505]

Someone had a bad day..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: The crooked cross. �
You: Luke, I am your father.
Stranger: BUT MY NAME IS P A T R I C K
Stranger: You...you...****HEAD
You: Patrick, I am your father.
Stranger: fail
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Brauap]

This is probally the best troll I have seen yet!
**WARNING FOUL LANGUAGE/INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT*

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey!
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: Whats with the enthusiasm?
You: I'm just a happy guy..
Stranger: and why are you so happy?
You: I just am! Why, arn't you happy?
Stranger: My boyfriend made my butthole bleed yesterday....
Stranger: it is still sore...
You: Well good for him! I am sure you made him happy! hahha
You: Well good for you*
Stranger: Yeah fortunatly its my turn to give next time.

You have disconnected.

*BARF!*

[Brauap]

Again.. what am I doing wrong?!! hahah
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hondamaster5505]

I was seriously testing this guys patience.. hahaha.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: helloo
You: yo yo yo
Stranger: whatssup
You: nadaaa muchoooo. You?
Stranger: samee
Stranger: asl?
You: Wow way to call me an ***hole...
Stranger: wtff?
You: You just called me an ***hole
Stranger: no i didnt
You: Then what the hell is asl
Stranger: how old r u..r u a guy er girl..and where u from?
Stranger: age/sex/location
You: I dont want sex!
Stranger: it means guy er girl
Stranger: and dnt worry neither do i
You: er? is that some type of animal?
Stranger: or..
You: or what?
Stranger: er means or
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hondamaster5505]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey, ask me anything and I mean anything!
You: How big is Samuel L Jacksons wee-wee?
Stranger: idk
You: YOU DONT KNOW!! WTF!!! YOUR SUPPOSED TO KNOW EVERYTHING!
You: AHHHHHH
You: AHHHHHHHHH
You: AHH
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Brauap]

Originally posted by Hondamaster5505
I was seriously testing this guys patience.. hahaha.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: helloo
You: yo yo yo
Stranger: whatssup
You: nadaaa muchoooo. You?
Stranger: samee
Stranger: asl?
You: Wow way to call me an ***hole...
Stranger: wtff?
You: You just called me an ***hole
Stranger: no i didnt
You: Then what the hell is asl
Stranger: how old r u..r u a guy er girl..and where u from?
Stranger: age/sex/location
You: I dont want sex!
Stranger: it means guy er girl
Stranger: and dnt worry neither do i
You: er? is that some type of animal?
Stranger: or..
You: or what?
Stranger: er means or
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


That's HILARIOUS, Eric!! ahahahahahahah

[Hondamaster5505]

Originally posted by Brauap
That's HILARIOUS, Eric!! ahahahahahahah

lmao thanks! I got a pretty good kick out of it haha.

[Hondamaster5505]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.



You: Mustangs suck



Stranger: hi



You: F-boy > mustang



You: F-body*



Stranger: watz Mustang?



You: wurd



Stranger: ASL?



You: black and yellow black and yellow



Stranger: orange and red ..........orange and red



Stranger: :0 ;)



Stranger: f.f.f.f.ff.f.f.ff.f.f...............f.f.f.f.ff.f.f f.



Stranger: byee



You: Just a small town girll



Stranger: who ?



You: Livin in a lonely worllddd



You: She took that midnight train goiiinnn anyywheree



Stranger: ok...........so where is that lonelly world



Stranger: ;)...........>>>>



Stranger: :) So watz ur name???



You: Just a city boyyy



You: Born and raised in south detroitt



You: he took that midnight train going anywhereeeeee



You: Dont you listen to Journey? Damnit



Stranger: behn chod ke boll rhe ho?



Stranger: behn k lode gad mraaa



You: Sorry I dont speak freaky-deaky dutch



Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Brauap]

Oh my god.. you f'n HILARIOUS!!!

"sorry I don't speak freaky deaky dutch" bahahahahaha

[Hondamaster5505]

hahaha. I get pretty bored.

That last guy was a creeper^

[Hondamaster5505]

Guess this guy didnt like my honda?:ermm:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Oi
You: Yo man. You like hondas?
Stranger: Im a f
You: Doubt it. Nothing but horny men on here
Stranger: And my daddy just drives mr in lamborghinis
Stranger: True
Stranger: Jajaja
You: honda>lamborghini
Stranger: But i really own a lambo
You: Yeah, and I really own a honda. Id race you
You: bro
You: I changed out the vtech solenoid
You: slammed it down on some chrome 18's
You: put a dc motorsports muffler system and aem intake
You: **** flies
You: Spoiler from eurotuner
You: the works
Stranger: I still would beat you
Stranger: You know what is ironic
You: Yeah, sure. Wanna race? Dude ive taken down so many corvettes with my cart
You: car* its off the hook
You: I chopped the springs to lower it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hondamaster5505]

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[Hondamaster5505]

Idk why I find this so entertaining haha.


"The copycat"


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats your name ?
You: whats your name ?
Stranger: you first ?
You: you first ?
Stranger: ***it
You: ***it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hondamaster5505]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: One chikenburger please
You: Alright, that will be $8.65. Pull up to the next window please.
Stranger: *thank you
Stranger: >gives money
You: >takes money
You: >hands change
You: Pull up to next window sir
Stranger: >pull up to window
You: >hands food
You: Have a nice day sir! Thanks for stopping by Popeyes!
Stranger: thank you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[250ex_dan]

Originally posted by Hondamaster5505
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: One chikenburger please
You: Alright, that will be $8.65. Pull up to the next window please.
Stranger: *thank you
Stranger: >gives money
You: >takes money
You: >hands change
You: Pull up to next window sir
Stranger: >pull up to window
You: >hands food
You: Have a nice day sir! Thanks for stopping by Popeyes!
Stranger: thank you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOL
so random!

[Hondamaster5505]

lmao I know. I just went with it.




This guy completed the whole song!!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: apple bottom jeans jeans
You: boots with the furr
You: with the furrrrr
Stranger: errbody in the club was looking at hurr
You: She hit the floorr!
Stranger: (she hit the floor)
You: Journeys better....
You: just a small town girlll
Stranger: living in a lonely worllllld
You: she took that midnight train goinnnn anyyyywhereeeee
Stranger: just a city boyyy
You: born and raised in south detroitttt
Stranger: he took the midnight train goinnn anyyyyyywherrrrrrrreeeeeee
Stranger: I was actually in a bar last saturday and this song came on
Stranger: I ended up air guitaring on top of a table
Stranger: to the epic guitar solo..
You: badasss haha
You: WTF I forgot the next part
You: Ive been singing it with people all night and somehow forgot
You: See her in that smokey room!!
Stranger: haha close
You: smell of wine and cheappp perfumee!
You: there we go
Stranger: for a smile they can share the night
Stranger: it goes on
Stranger: and on
Stranger: and on
Stranger: and on
You: *guitar*
You: Strangers. Waiting
Stranger: up and down the boulevarrrd
You: Their shadows, searching in the niiiigghttttt
Stranger: streeetlight.. people
Stranger: living just to find emotion
You: hiding.. somewhere in the nighhttt
Stranger: working hard to get my filll
You: everybody wants a thrill
Stranger: paying anything to roll the dice
You: just oneeee moreeee timmeeeee
Stranger: some will win :) some will lose :(
You: some were born to sinnnggg the bluessss
Stranger: oh the movieeee never ends it goes on and on and on and onnn
You: Strangers... waiting...
You: up and down the boulevarddd
Stranger: Their shadows.. searching in the niiiiiiight
You: Streetlight... peoplee
Stranger: living just to find emotion
You: hiding.. somewhere in the nighhtttt
You: Donttt stoppp
You: believiiinnnnn
Stranger: you forgot the epic guitar solo!
You: *guitar solo*
Stranger: aw yeahh
You: Dontt stopp!
You: Believinnnn!
Stranger: hold on to that feeeeeelinnn
You: Streetlight peopleee
Stranger: dont stop!
You: believinn!
Stranger: or something.
Stranger: ooooooh on the boulevarddd
You: Well thank you bro. First person all night to complete the whole song with me.
Stranger: I appreciate that song
Stranger: more than anyone can ever understand
You: If I was next to you I would give you a beer
Stranger: Thanks man
You: Well, good day. Time to spread the journey love to other people
You: Good bye!
Stranger: have fun
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[powermadd400ex]

Stranger: hi
You: Hey thar.
Stranger: asl
You: American Sign Language?
You: Sorry I don't know it :/
Stranger: ogggggkleeeee



He mad?

[Hondamaster5505]

Originally posted by powermadd400ex
Stranger: hi
You: Hey thar.
Stranger: asl
You: American Sign Language?
You: Sorry I don't know it :/
Stranger: ogggggkleeeee



He mad?

hahaha

[Hondamaster5505]

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Stranger: YEAH
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Stranger: AWESOME
You: lmfao
Stranger: SOMETHING LIKE BEAR
Stranger: FROM JAPAN?
You: Wanna see an evil monkey?
Stranger: OK
Stranger: GIVE IT TO ME
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Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: YOU DID IT?
You: I get pretty bored
Stranger: OR JUST COPY FROM SOMEBODY?
You: Made it
Stranger: YOU?
Stranger: AWESOME!!!!!
You: Yeah. I get bored haha
You: It took like 7 hours
You: each
Stranger: YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ART?

[ZeroLogic]

You: welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, can i take your order?
Stranger: LARGE FRIES. BIGGEST BURGER U GOT ANDDD A DIET COKE
Stranger: ;)
You: would you like to supersize that
Stranger: YES THANKS
You: okay that will be 10.50
You: please pull up to the next window
Stranger: IIGHT
You: hello sir that will be 11 dollars
Stranger: WOAH WOAH WAT HAPPENED TO 10.50
You: cashiers tip
You: that will be 11 dollars ma am
Stranger: what if im a sir?
You: ma am sir same thing
You: 11 dollars
Stranger: fine then :p
Stranger: but i am a ma am
Stranger: ..
Stranger: xd
You: thank you sir that will be 11.50
Stranger: WOAH WOAH WOAH WATS THIS NONSENSE I THOUGHT IT WAS 11
Stranger: ?!
You: extra .50 for holding up paying customer
Stranger: FINE
You: thank you please pull of to the next window
Stranger: ok then
You: heres your 10 chicken nuggests and a large pepsi and a hotdog
You: thank you come again
Stranger: woah woah thats is so not wat i ordered...D:
You: yes it is
You: please pull forward you are holding up the line madam
Stranger: no thanks i think ill hold up the line even longer
You: would you like to speak to the manager
You: ma am are you still there
Stranger: i am still here
Stranger: and yes i would love to speak to the manager!
You: sorry we are closing
You: have a good day
Stranger: noooooooo i want my food
You: we gave your food ma am
You: have a good day
Stranger: not the right food!
Stranger: D:<
You: food is food sir
You: be happy you have food
You: now that will be 25 dollar
Stranger: woah no im not paying 15 dollars for the wrong order and i am a ma am not a sir thank u very muchpoo!
You: thats an additonal 25 dollars
You: flirting with the workers fee
Stranger: i wasnt flirting
Stranger: D:
You: ma am please stop this is unprofessional of you
You: now can i have my food
Stranger: woah did we trade places or something?
You: i paid you your money
You: i just want my food
You: can i speak to the manager
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am the manager
You: no i am
You: ow stop
You: don't hit me
You: thats abuse
Stranger: too late
You: ow ow ow
Stranger: BAMMM'
You: stop your ruining my make up
You: i have a very important meeting i have to attend
You: well i must go
You: it was fun playing good burger with you
You: good bye forever and ever and evea
Stranger: umm alrright bye
You: you still owe me 25 dollars

[Hondamaster5505]

lmao!

[Zakradu398]

Was it something I said?

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Stranger: hi
You: what up ho?
Stranger: my vagina
You: scissor me
You: :)
Stranger: scissors hurt
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[Hondamaster5505]

I love the ones who don't know who Journey is, and think you're just making this stuff up. lmao.

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You: Just a small town girlll
Stranger: aight,im just a big city boy
You: Livin in a lonelyy worlddd
You: She took that midnight train goinnn anyyywhereeee
Stranger: what a heck mate?
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[Hondamaster5505]

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Stranger: hi! ask me 5 questions and i'll be honest
You: 1) How big is Samuel L Jacksons penis?
You: well?
Stranger: 13 and a half inches.
You: wow
You: 2) If you rape a prostitute, is it considered shoplifting?
Stranger: Yep!
You: 3) Why do you drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway?
Stranger: Because this world was made by a big old white guy!
You: lmao
You: 4) Why are they called apartments, if they're right next to each other?
Stranger: Because The room's themselves are sperated
You: You're genius
You: 5) Megan Fox or Jessica Alba?
Stranger: Megan Fox having sex with Jessica Alba.
You: I like the way you think!
Stranger: Glad you think that way.
You: well
Stranger: well....
You: I thought you would leave after the 5 questions.. so I didnt prepare for future conversation
Stranger: Ahhh.
Stranger: Well
Stranger: BYE!
You: NO
You: !!
Stranger: Okay...
Stranger: I'll stay.
You: YAY <3
Stranger: Time to shoplift!
You: YES
Stranger: Come here Baby!
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[honda400ex2003]

i actually had a clean chat with someone from norway tonight for the first time all week. after about 10 tries i finally got one... people on that thing are just idiotic. steve

[finsteratv]

Originally posted by honda400ex2003
i actually had a clean chat with someone from norway tonight for the first time all week. after about 10 tries i finally got one... people on that thing are just idiotic. steve
are you seriuous?? :huh i only had one this whole week and it was my first all the others have been clean clean clean :p

[honda400ex2003]

as a heart attack man... I had alot of crazies on there asking the dumbest questions imaginable.

steve

[trx310R#24]

Originally posted by honda400ex2003
as a heart attack man... I had alot of crazies on there asking the dumbest questions imaginable.

steve

sory :p

[finsteratv]

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You: im goin riding!
You: you?
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that was my pre ride pump up...:( hah