skinrider440
02-12-2003, 05:20 PM
i got this in my e-mail from one of my friends today
some quotes about sex (there not too bad)
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things
> that money can buy."
> * Tom Clancy
>
> "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither."
> * Steve Martin
>
> "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
> you'd better have a good hand."
> * Woody Allen
>
> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
> night."
> * Rodney c
>
> "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
> particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes Benz .380 SL"
> * Lynn Lavner
>
> "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
> taxidermist."
> * Matt Barry
>
> "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
> * Camille Paglia
>
> "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
> unimportant."
> * George Burns
>
> "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
> relationships."
> * Sharon Stone
>
> "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she's reading."
> * Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
>
> "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, 'Thyroid
> problem?'"
> * Arnold Schwarzenegger
>
> "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
> Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
> * Tiger Woods
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."
> * Jack Nicholson
>
> "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
he
> never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
> * Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a
> sense of humor!
>
> "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals
> through his wallet."
> * Robin Williams
>
> "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only
> time of the month that I can be myself."
> * Roseanne
>
> "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
> * Billy Crystal
>
> "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
> undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
> women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
> just grateful."
> * Robert De Niro
>
> "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
> having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
> swelling. So what's the problem?"
> * Dustin Hoffman
>
> "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I
know
> what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'"
> * Jerry Seinfeld
>
> "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
> and just give her a house."
> * Rod Stewart
>
> "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
> enough blood to run one at a time."
> * Robin Williams
some quotes about sex (there not too bad)
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things
> that money can buy."
> * Tom Clancy
>
> "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither."
> * Steve Martin
>
> "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
> you'd better have a good hand."
> * Woody Allen
>
> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
> night."
> * Rodney c
>
> "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
> particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes Benz .380 SL"
> * Lynn Lavner
>
> "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
> taxidermist."
> * Matt Barry
>
> "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
> * Camille Paglia
>
> "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
> unimportant."
> * George Burns
>
> "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
> relationships."
> * Sharon Stone
>
> "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she's reading."
> * Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
>
> "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, 'Thyroid
> problem?'"
> * Arnold Schwarzenegger
>
> "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
> Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
> * Tiger Woods
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."
> * Jack Nicholson
>
> "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
he
> never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
> * Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a
> sense of humor!
>
> "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals
> through his wallet."
> * Robin Williams
>
> "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only
> time of the month that I can be myself."
> * Roseanne
>
> "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
> * Billy Crystal
>
> "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
> undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
> women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
> just grateful."
> * Robert De Niro
>
> "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
> having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
> swelling. So what's the problem?"
> * Dustin Hoffman
>
> "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I
know
> what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'"
> * Jerry Seinfeld
>
> "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
> and just give her a house."
> * Rod Stewart
>
> "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
> enough blood to run one at a time."
> * Robin Williams