quadracer707
08-28-2010, 11:07 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients
> A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
> difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
>
> The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother
> if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
>
> Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
> dollars. And then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt
> for a million dollars.
>
> 'Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
>
> So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
> for a million dollars?'
>
> The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that
> money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
>
> The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
> for a million dollars?'
>
> The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep
> with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
>
> The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
>Pitt for a million dollars?'
>
> 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks
> would buy?'
>
> The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
>
> His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
> 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
>
> The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
> million dollars,
> but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.'
> A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
> difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
>
> The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother
> if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
>
> Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
> dollars. And then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt
> for a million dollars.
>
> 'Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
>
> So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
> for a million dollars?'
>
> The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that
> money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
>
> The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
> for a million dollars?'
>
> The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep
> with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
>
> The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
>Pitt for a million dollars?'
>
> 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks
> would buy?'
>
> The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
>
> His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
> 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
>
> The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
> million dollars,
> but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.'