slightlybent47
04-16-2010, 05:17 PM
A man comes home exhausted after a long, hard day's work, flops down in his favorite chair in front of the TV and says to his wife, "Quick! Get me a beer before it starts."
The wife is slightly puzzled but dutifully brings her husband a beer from the refrigerator which he relishes while relaxing off the stresses of the day. When he finished the beer, he says to his wife, "Get me another beer before it starts!".
The wife is somewhat agitated now, but gets the man another cold beer which he sits quietly and enjoys just as much as the first. When he finished the second beer, he tells his wife "Get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!"
The wife has had enough and says "You *******! you come home after I've been couped up here cooking and keeping house all day and then start ordering me around like some kind of slave while you sit on your lazy butt and..."
The man then sighs, "awww *****, it's started!"
The wife is slightly puzzled but dutifully brings her husband a beer from the refrigerator which he relishes while relaxing off the stresses of the day. When he finished the beer, he says to his wife, "Get me another beer before it starts!".
The wife is somewhat agitated now, but gets the man another cold beer which he sits quietly and enjoys just as much as the first. When he finished the second beer, he tells his wife "Get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!"
The wife has had enough and says "You *******! you come home after I've been couped up here cooking and keeping house all day and then start ordering me around like some kind of slave while you sit on your lazy butt and..."
The man then sighs, "awww *****, it's started!"