Text i got today...

[06 Honda 450R]

It was my First time ever.

And Ill never forget.
Id do it again.
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark.
The moon was high.
We were all alone.
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft.
Her eyes were blue.
I knew what just.
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft.
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers.
Down her spine.
I didnt know how.
But i tried my best.
I started by placing.
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear.
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread.
Her legs apart.
And when i did it.
I felt no shame.
All at once.
The white stuff came.
At last its finished.
Its all over now.
My first time ever.
At MILKING a COW
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? U PERV SEND TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS!



I thougt it was was funny lol

[BlaineKaiser450]

hahahaha nice

[Kickstarts-suck]

Thats sick... Dude feeling up a cow..

[aDviSol2y]

kids......

[hondariderdylan]

heard it before.
im almost sick or forward messages though, i get the same one from 10 different people all at one time.

[Scro]

Originally posted by hondariderdylan
heard it before.
im almost sick or forward messages though, i get the same one from 10 different people all at one time.

I'm still convinced that the majority of the "chain" text messages were created by the cellphone companies. Think about how much money that could be/is made off people that send and recieve chains and don't have unlimited texts.:eek2:

It's not as bad as it used to be, but at one point I was getting 8-10 a day.

[gcart2]

Originally posted by Scro
I'm still convinced that the majority of the "chain" text messages were created by the cellphone companies. Think about how much money that could be/is made off people that send and recieve chains and don't have unlimited texts.:eek2:

It's not as bad as it used to be, but at one point I was getting 8-10 a day.

thats amazing.

edit: i was refering to the first part. its a veryyy smart idea.

[MX MaNiAc 06]

Originally posted by Scro
I'm still convinced that the majority of the "chain" text messages were created by the cellphone companies. Think about how much money that could be/is made off people that send and recieve chains and don't have unlimited texts.:eek2:

It's not as bad as it used to be, but at one point I was getting 8-10 a day.

I believe it.

[hondariderdylan]

Originally posted by Scro
I'm still convinced that the majority of the "chain" text messages were created by the cellphone companies. Think about how much money that could be/is made off people that send and recieve chains and don't have unlimited texts.:eek2:

It's not as bad as it used to be, but at one point I was getting 8-10 a day.

thats really a good idea from there end. but some of them i know have to be teens. CuZ DeY All TyPeD LiEk DiZ

[flyboy1294]

Got the same text about 4 months ago.