post 'ur momma' jokes

[IRISH-RACER-14]

your moms so stupid she gave birth to u

your moms like a hardware store,25cents a screw

ur mom is like a brick shes flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans

ur moms so ugly her birth certificate is an apoligy letter 4rm da condom factory

your moms so fat dora couldnt explore her

Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business

Yo mama's so old that when she breast feed her baby, white ash came out.





now post urs

[quad2xtreme]

your momma's so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on the *****.

[mxpimp2000]

Yo momma's like a police station, dicks go in and out all day.

Yo momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn

Yo momma's so FAT you gotta roll her in flour to find the wet spot

[juice420]

ur mommas puss so hairy the crabs drive dune buggys.

ur mommas house so small the welcome mat just says wel.....

[honda250xman]

your momma's so fat, she falls out of both sides of the bed

[01 250exman]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by juice420
[B]ur mommas puss so hairy the crabs drive dune buggys.

haha that **** is funny

[jcs003]

your mommas like railroad tracks. she gets laid across the USA.

your mommas so stupid she sat on tht TV and watched the couch.

your mommas so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

[exrider12]

Yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

[JM317]

Yo mama's so ugly she sat in the sandbox and cat tried to bury her.

Yo mama's p***y is so nasty they had to eat it on Fear Factor.

[hskers82]

yo momma so fat,she got shocks on her toilet seat

[reconmaster]

your mommas so ugly at the strip club they paid her to keep her clothes on

your mommas so fat when she puts on a yellow jacket somebody yells taxi!

[dehner47]

"lets get off momma's...... cause i just got off yours"

[gtt416ex]

your momma's so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped her

[aDviSol2y]

Originally posted by jcs003


your mommas so stupid she sat on tht TV and watched the couch.



I usually don't like mom jokes but his one made me laugh.

[hondariderdylan]

your mom is so skinny, she ate a skittle and looked 9 months pregnant.

your mom is like a vacum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.

[scottwvu]

Your mammas under-arms are so hairy, it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock

Your mamma has feet on her boobies so when she falls, she can still walk

[JParisi48]

i havent been on in a while but i felt the need to post this one...

yo mammas so hairy u got rugburn on the way out.....

[IRISH-RACER-14]

Originally posted by JParisi48
i havent been on in a while but i felt the need to post this one...

yo mammas so hairy u got rugburn on the way out.....
one of the best so far

[Jigsaw]

Yo mamma aint got no fingers talkin' bout "Im pressin charges"