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hondariderdylan
03-05-2010, 03:31 PM
For the past month or so birds have seemed to fall in love with the side of my bronco. Everyday there is always a huge pile of bird **** on my mirror, and its always the one pointing away from my house. im getting tired of having to clean off my mirror and door every day. i have no idea how to get them away, im not shooting at them that close to my windows. i have no idea what to do about it, anyone know how to keep em' away?:confused:
tayyo789
03-05-2010, 03:36 PM
spread a bunch of bird seed in your neighbors yard in the middle of the night for a while
Pipeless416
03-05-2010, 05:28 PM
i just washed my trans am yesterday and some stupid birds already decided it would make a good target. do you park under trees? i found that when i don't it never gets hit.
ridered11
03-05-2010, 06:00 PM
I'm going to go with stay away from trees...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/nollpost/mrnspace/10%20ways%20to%20improve%20the%20economy/bird_crap_covered_car.jpg
hondariderdylan
03-05-2010, 06:19 PM
well it parked close to a tree, but our ranger sits next to it and it has the same problem, no trees over it though.
03-05-2010, 07:03 PM
metaphor for **** on Ford? I guess birds arent so stupid lol Before someone gets butt hurt its called joking around... any powerlines around? birds must be hanging out around something where you park.
rooster300ex
03-05-2010, 07:06 PM
Paint ball gun. That won't bust your window
hondariderdylan
03-06-2010, 10:49 AM
im going to move it away from the tree and try that.

it happened again this morning aswell:mad:
Kickstarts-suck
03-06-2010, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by rooster300ex
Paint ball gun. That won't bust your window


lmao! :p
vampyre666zz
03-06-2010, 08:32 PM
sometimes those fake owls work for birds. We did it at the car dealership i worked at and it solved the problem. doesnt always work though But for 15 bucks its better than bird crap if it does work. Ive seen them sold at home and garden stores its just a painted up plastic owl.
Tommy Warren
03-07-2010, 09:33 PM
paint a big dodge logo on the roof.....problem solved
ATV Chic
03-07-2010, 11:09 PM
tie a tin pie pan (or something noisy like that since they are hard to find) in the tree it will scare em' away lol:p
TRXman86
03-07-2010, 11:36 PM
Just find a cat, tie it on a fairly short leash to ur mirror... OR... spray some cooking oil all over it and let em slam ur window cause they wont be able to stop LMFAO (joking)