Tiger Woods' 2009 Christmas Cards

[Quad18star]

Just sent out to all his closest friends, family and mistresses.....

[Quad18star]

I still can't wrap my head around WHY he would be out nailing other women ... I mean his wife is a 29 year old ex-model from Sweden.:huh Does he not realize that this is damn near every mans dream?

But I guess when you're worth over a billion dollars , you pull more kitty than a bowl of milk.

[ATV Chic]

i didn't get that one either lol funny pic haha :scary:

[chevys&honda$]

she is kinda fugly:huh

[06 Honda 450R]

Originally posted by chevys&honda$
she is kinda fugly:huh

where the heck are you getting that from

[chevys&honda$]

Originally posted by 06 Honda 450R
where the heck are you getting that from


her mouth/cheeks looks funny:ermm:

[chevys&honda$]

and that chin could poke your eye out:p

[Pappy]

Originally posted by chevys&honda$
her mouth/cheeks looks funny:ermm:

its from the lower camera angle and the shadow...makes her chin and jawline protrude.

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by chevys&honda$
her mouth/cheeks looks funny:ermm:

If I could reach through the screen , I'd smack you upside the head .;)

[Quad18star]

Her eyes are just screaming my name.... LOL

http://www.product-reviews.net/wp-content/userimages/2007/06/tigerwoodswife.jpg

[chevys&honda$]

Originally posted by Quad18star
If I could reach through the screen , I'd smack you upside the head .;)

Im just jealus of tiger... i wish i could wack a ball around and then get models:scary:

[Honda#4]

I always liked Tiger, always cheered for him golfing wise. He was a good role model but after this crap he's just another celeb in the cheatin club.


Bad kitty:mad:

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by chevys&honda$
Im just jealus of tiger... i wish i could wack a ball around and then get models:scary:

He apparently showed her how to swing a club ..... there goes $600 for a window in the Escalade.

[chevys&honda$]

Originally posted by Quad18star
He apparently showed her how to swing a club ..... there goes $600 for a window in the Escalade.

What was the deal with that anyway? did he pass out or what?

[chevys&honda$]

Originally posted by Quad18star
Her eyes are just screaming my name.... LOL

http://www.product-reviews.net/wp-content/userimages/2007/06/tigerwoodswife.jpg



Is that her:eek2: I take back everything i said....

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by Honda#4
I always liked Tiger, always cheered for him golfing wise. He was a good role model but after this crap he's just another celeb in the cheatin club.


Bad kitty:mad:

I was never a fan ... I always found him to be a whiny lil B....

But I would like to have his money. I guess when you're rich to the point where money is not a worry ... when you can snap your fingers and have almost any woman in the world .... you really don't care if your wife is a model or not.

I think there's a saying that goes something like " Even if she's the hottest woman in the world , someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her crap"

[ATV Chic]

I said from the begining. She found out he was cheating, they got into it he said i'm outta here, she grabbed a 9 iron and knocked out a window, he gunned it tryin to get away and lost control....:p lol that's my theory. idiot

[chevys&honda$]

Originally posted by sexyatvchic
I said from the begining. She found out he was cheating, they got into it he said i'm outta here, she grabbed a 9 iron and knocked out a window, he gunned it tryin to get away and lost control....:p lol that's my theory. idiot

lmfao

:p

[Quad18star]

Originally posted by chevys&honda$
What was the deal with that anyway? did he pass out or what?

Rumor has it ... he and his wife got into an arguement when she found out he was slamming a few other girls . He jumped in his Escalade ... took off like a bat outta hell ..... lost control a few hundred feet down the road .... took out a fire hydrant and wrapped the 'Lade into a tree. No seatbelt .. hit his head, got banged up and passed out for abit. Wifey seen it happen and took the club to the window to get him out.

And yes, that's her in the picture . I wasn't chittin' you when I said she was a model from Sweden .... blonde , blue eyes .....

[Quad18star]

I've got my money on sexyatvchick's theory though.

[jcs003]

she is an angry woman...she made it look like an accident.LOL:D

[XXX -rider]

just proves a man is a man ,or once a dog ....
...kinda good to see him sawing his wild oats ..always seemed a bit gay-ish to me ,..
ahh ,.they shouldn't be hard on him ,..he was just letting other nice girls play ball with him :devil:

[reconmaster]

he just seen more green on the putting range:devil:

maybe he seen this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diGNHhgQdn0&feature=related

[OutlawBill]

Tigers new name is Cheetah Woods

[destey]

its ok for a woman to hit a man

[protraxrptr17]

Like I've heard it said, "No matter how good she looks, somebody, somewhere, is sick of her ****."

[coryatver]

did you guys hear the voice message he left a girl telling her to take her name off her voice mail because his wife would be calling her haha

[450rdr424]

I saw this on here this morning and just received the same in a txt msg, funny how fast things fly around.......seems like its the same for all pro ath.

[dns1764]

thought you guys would like a little game

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

[zwark]

Originally posted by Quad18star
I still can't wrap my head around WHY he would be out nailing other women ... I mean his wife is a 29 year old ex-model from Sweden.:huh Does he not realize that this is damn near every mans dream?

But I guess when you're worth over a billion dollars , you pull more kitty than a bowl of milk.

She's probably a little stretched out, I hear Tiger Woods is black up top, and Asian below the waist.

[MAaudioX10]

Yeah....and, she married him for love. Love of his money.

[reconmaster]

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2009/12/01/angry-wife-golf-club-guide/GolfClubs.jpg

[tt racer]

Nice clubs, he has a beautiful wife and kids all the money he needs and talent to match. He needs to walk in most peoples shoes cant get a good job, lost home family looking up at you thinking what are we going to do, 401k gone damn he needs a head check!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[godzilla]

Originally posted by Quad18star
[B]Rumor has it ... he and his wife got into an arguement when she found out he was slamming a few other girls . He jumped in his Escalade ... took off like a bat outta hell ..... lost control a few hundred feet down the road .... took out a fire hydrant and wrapped the 'Lade into a tree. No seatbelt .. hit his head, got banged up and passed out for abit. Wifey seen it happen and took the club to the window to get him out.

I think that ATVSEXYCHICK has it right. He lost control after she chased him down the driveway and smashed the window...

[ATVMX33]

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Unfortunate-timing-The-Obama-Tiger-Woods-magazi?urn=golf,206538
:D

[yam450_53]

Originally posted by OutlawBill
Tigers new name is Cheetah Woods

lmfao