best pick-up line

[coile33]

you don't sweat much , for a fat girl.:D

[Nate Dogg #76]

Hey baby, look at my collection of $100 dollar bills. Works every time. lol

[exrider12]

I lost my number, Can I have yours?

[Wills77]

lets make like fabric softener and snuggle

is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants

[no1 300ex]

Wanna F@#%

[elite ATV1]

Hey baby, how bout taking a gander at some **insert name here** Pen!s

[FHKracingZ]

Nice shoes wanna f^ck

[631kfx400]

i like turtles

[eastcoastpro20]

u wanta F#$%, or do i needa apologize

[sonof_perdition]

Is that a keg in your pants, because I would love to tap that a**?

[ben300]

Theres some sex upstairs, wanna give me a hand?

[bmxican345]

Originally posted by 631kfx400
i like turtles

winner

[vzmain61]

Does the carpet match the pubes?

I just found out I have 3 months to live. Want to f#*k to celebrate?

[quadracer707]

You wanna get a 6 pack & "F" or dont u drink???

[PunkA$$]

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[631kfx400]

Originally posted by Punk*****
"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
ajhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Jigsaw]

If you were homework I'd be doing you on my desk right now

[powermadd400ex]

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong

[Tommy Warren]

I'm gonna redo the alphabet and put U and I together....

[DP #000]

so are we going to hook up? peace

"When you gonna let me tap that?" Theres actually a whole thread on another site dedicated to this phrase and how their responses went lol Its a good one because if they arent down they think its a joke and you just go with it, but when they think your serious and are ok with it well then there ya go.

[flammable]

i love those ones were u can just play it off as a jock wat site?

[ngates788]

do you know how much a polar bear weighs? just enough to break the ice, hi my name is ......

[rodeo#11]

baby im a magician and i can make your virginity disappear, wanna see?

ngates788 that post in your sig cracks me up lol

[Guy400]

I said this to a bar maid and she refused to serve me and my friends the rest of the night.

Me: "What time do you get off work?"
BM: "3AM, why?"
Me: "I figured you could come back to my place when you get done because I know you're bringing that p u $ $ y with you."

[greenblood01]

Can I smell your pu$$y? No? Must be your feet.

[JAKE YATES]

excuse me miss, im not trying to make a pass but you must be leaving the country if your packing that much *****

[F-16Guy]

1) This face is leaving in 10 minutes -- be on it!!

2) Do you mind if I push your stool in for you?

[stuntin andy]

are you from Tennessee..no??!?! because your the only ten i see

[fastredrider44]

Some of these are great. Especially if you know someone that is likely to try them.

[Drewltr450]

So i hear you play the flute?

[atvnut22]

my brother uses this one when hes drunk. only works if the girl has a boyfriend

brother-is your name julia
girl- no, its ...
brother- o, do you like turnips
girl-...
brother-do you got a boyfriend
girl-yea
brother-i got a turtle
girl- huh?
brother- what, i thought we was talking bout sh*! that didnt matter

[ricksmx865]

Hey, you wanna get some beer and F%*k?!?
........
Whats wrong? you dont like beer?!?!

or

: you got a boyfriend?
yes
: wanna better one?

Originally posted by greenblood01
Can I smell your pu$$y? No? Must be your feet.

I cant imagine that one working out all that great lol. I picture a slap to the face as a reply?

[Tommy Warren]

Do you sleep on your stomach?

no

Can I?

[T_Bag]

That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again if I was that shirt I'd be coming on you too.

[white tails]

im no ginacoligist, but ill take a look

[PunkA$$]

Do you work for UPS? No? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

[coile33]

sure would like to eat ya, i mean ,meet ya for dinner.:p

[Tommy Warren]

I like to bang, you like to bang, we`re good little bangers, lets bang.....works every time

[KOG]

Is that a shovel in your back pocket cause im diggin that a $$

[honda250xman]

hey girl, you tryin to put your hand in my pocket?

like peanut butter? wanna f?

[KevinAb]

"I still wear the ring to remind me of my wife and child who died a year ago in a car accident......."

Had an old friend who worked this. Sympathy card worked every time. He just bought a ring.

[BakerRacing40]

baby, do you own a chicken farm? cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

[swamp]

I WILL LICK YOUR A @ S # S

works 8 out of 10 times.

[Regular_Joe]

Not a pickup line, but I have a friend who claims this works at least 50% of the time.

When you get a girl back to your place, you wait until she goes to the bathroom, then you quickly strip down naked, and wait for her to return.....

[Pipeless416]

Originally posted by Regular_Joe
Not a pickup line, but I have a friend who claims this works at least 50% of the time.

When you get a girl back to your place, you wait until she goes to the bathroom, then you quickly strip down naked, and wait for her to return.....

now that's thinking with a glass half full :p

[hypersnyper6947]

Wanna play army?? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!!

[coile33]

Originally posted by hypersnyper6947
Wanna play army?? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!! hehe:D that a good one!

[coile33]

Originally posted by hypersnyper6947
Wanna play army?? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!! hehe:D that a good one!

[buck440]

could i touch your belly button....from the inside?

[450r ride red]

lets play hide the wiener

[Warnerade]

Wanna play carnival? its where you sit on my face and I guess your weight.

In the fruit bowl of the world we'd make a great pear

I bet you cant make it up those stairs

if you were a panda and I were a koala and we had a baby...it'd be a falafel. Just think about it.

So, since your already pregnant....

You are everything I expected to see tonight all put together at once.

its not the 2.5 inches that matters, its the 200 pounds behind it.

Yes ladies and gentleman...I have succesfully used all of these.

[05LSR250R]

"Damn....My cok just died! Do you mind if I bury it in your ***?"