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extremeblastr
11-07-2009, 11:49 PM
Now this is a story all about how, the United States got flipped, turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there. I'll tell you all about the time I instituted universal health care.On the island of Oahu, born and raised
In the library is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out laxin, reading Karl Marx
and shooting some B-ball with a couple Wall Street sharks
When a couple of neo-cons
Who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
They called me a socialist
and Joe Biden got scared
I said, don't worry, motha ****a
we're gonna institute Universal Health Care.
I whistled for a bill and when it came near,
the heading said "Change" and it began next year.
If anything, I can say that this bill needed some flair
so I thought man, add a couple more zeroes:
It's Universal Health Care!
I. Pulled. Up to the White House around 7 or 8
and I said to Michelle, yo hoe! Smell ya lata!
I sat at my desk and a bullet flew through the air
I was a martyr for Universal Health Care.

m0t0xk1d
11-07-2009, 11:55 PM
thats a good one. who ever made it must haev put alot of thought into it. gotta love fresh prince tho. best classic show