ngates788
11-03-2009, 08:24 PM
ENJOY!
There is a medical distinction we've all heard about. People having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS: is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS: is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on teh butt and having the balls to say, "You're next Chubby!"
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.
There is a medical distinction we've all heard about. People having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS: is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS: is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on teh butt and having the balls to say, "You're next Chubby!"
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.