kinda funny joke

[JJs450r]

heard a good joke today you gotta replace what i said with swear words to make it funnier...

a little boy was sitting with his grandpa...grandpa lights up a cigarette...little boys says hey can i have one of them cigarettes...grandpa says can your thing touch your butt...little boy says no....then you cant have a cigarette....grandpa opens a beer....little boy ask can i have some of that beer...grandpa ask can your thing touch your butt...little boy says no...."then you can have none this beer"....little boy is eating some cookies....grandpa ask can i have one them cookies....little boy ask can your thing touch your but....grandpa answers hell ya...."well then go f your self"

i thought it was pretty funny

[elite ATV1]

a oldie but a goodie

[JJs450r]

ya i got it in a text the other day

[Kickstarts-suck]

lol gotta use that one at work tomorrow

[dehner47]

haha that brought a lil ray of sunshine to my dark cloudy day:D :devil: :blah:

[Guy400]

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a 10-year old boy who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse tucked under his arm.

Saleman: "Hello son, is your mom or dad home?"
Little boy: "What the f--- do you think?"