Everyone put in 5 words to make a story

[flyboy1294]

You can only use 5 words, the topic changes to follow the words. We used to do this on the RC sites and it was hilarious after a page or two... Yeah, yeah I know, the whole concept is completely pointless, etc etc, but hey I don't have anything else to do at the moment. Add to it if you want to... :p

I'll start by saying

"Today I got a ticket...

[pizmo 400ex]

Today I got a ticket and I thought to myself

[tri5ron]

i tried this once before, and it went south pretty quickly,...
see here- http://www.exriders.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=392561&highlight=there+lived

but what the heck, give it another shot,

"I was only going 120mph"

[flyboy1294]

Originally posted by tri5ron
i tried this once before, and it went south pretty quickly,...
see here- http://www.exriders.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=392561&highlight=there+lived

but what the heck, give it another shot,

"I was only going 120mph"
Ahh my bad man. Sorry just trying to have a little fun... but I 'hope' the 5 word limit will not let them get too far...

"... And I really needed to"

[TrapZ400]

go to taco bell to

[powermadd400ex]

go talk to the manager

[flyboy1294]

About the old Chihuahua mascot

[kyledvor61]

because i wanted to make

[flyboy1294]

a rap music video featuring...

[kyledvor61]

porn stars, taco bell and....

[flyboy1294]

Johnny Knoxville. Which would definitely...

[powermadd400ex]

give me a fatal STD

[kyledvor61]

and then i would bang...

[ProspectorJim]

my head on a sharp...

[flyboy1294]

but ironicaly small sword that

[TrapZ400]

that looked a lot like

[muddy400EX]

the ***** my mom used...

[k4f5x0r]

for stirring cake batter to

[bens250ex]

pour on her body that...

[quadbod]

that I licked off, before......

[8my_Cash]

a banana flew across the...

[flyboy1294]

country on a site-seeing tour....

[kawabunga]

overweight nudists, going to see....

[flyboy1294]

the new hit film Bruno :ermm:

[#101]

a britney spears concert because

[powermadd400ex]

because they both suck....alot :D

[#101]

like that girl from highschool

[Tommy Warren]

I dated for 20 minutes

[flyboy1294]

Before realizing that she was

[Tommy Warren]

my second cousin thats when...

[timmy400exfast]

she took her shirt off............

[PhilMoore]

and the dogs started to

[greenblood01]

lick my ballsack while I

[powermadd400ex]

ate a grilled chesse sandwhich.

[C41Xracer]

Which was before i went

[greenblood01]

to bang my best friends..

mom leaning over the counter

[631kfx400]

while bathing in baby afterbirth

[flyboy1294]

(Whoa this is going down hill...)
and singing 'Amazing Grace' in...

(That'll stop ya :D )

[hondariderdylan]

a whorehouse with my best:D

[631kfx400]

friends second asian cousin

[TrapZ400]

Billy Bob who is a

[C41Xracer]

Long lost relative of a

[NAZ450r]

mexican r&b singer

[C41Xracer]

Who was sleeping with his

[born2ride14]

grandmother Who then decided to

[hondariderdylan]

buy a quad and then

[muddy400EX]

won the pro atv championship...

[ATC_KING]

on a bright pink TRX450....

[ilikedirt]

that had a flux capacitor

[hondariderdylan]

and a sparkly purple powerband

[ATC_KING]

that ran on diesel fuel..

[exrider12]

and lots of birth control

[honda400-4-ever]

that eventually got pregnant and........

[chadbarger18]

had an illegal immagrant named....

[ridered11]

skaniqua whos penis was very

[631kfx400]

wide and named it pappy

Originally posted by 631kfx400
wide and named it pappy

LMFAO

Then I got AIDS and

[631kfx400]

he turned into a midget

[timmy400exfast]

that was 3ft tall

[Tommy Warren]

with a ten foot wang...

[flyboy1294]

... chung. Who was his uncle. :rolleyes:

So I started eating a

[flyboy1294]

strangely colored green pizza that

Originally posted by flyboy1294
strangely colored green pizza that

has polydiagnal multiplesclirosis schematics of

[mxpimp2000]

the purple people eater and

[extremeblastr]

thats when i realized it

[TrapZ400]

I have to talk to

[powermadd400ex]

my mom for the next

[kyledvor61]

twenty hours in the car....

Originally posted by kyledvor61
twenty hours in the car....

So I put my headphones

[powermadd400ex]

and enjoyed the sound of

Originally posted by powermadd400ex
and enjoyed the sound of

a Kenne Bell Cobra screaming

[gt400ex]

but then my ears popped

[hondariderdylan]

and i jizzed in my pants

[631kfx400]

because i saw a kfx450:devil: :devil: :devil:

[8my_Cash]

Originally posted by 631kfx400
because i saw a kfx450:devil: :devil: :devil:


and relized it was slow

[C41Xracer]

And looked like an alien

[scuzz]

Dr. Dre played, heads ringin' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G6M0OWuhuY&feature=related)

[C41Xracer]

While sippin on gin and

[631kfx400]

Originally posted by 8my_Cash
and relized it was slow
jewbag :o :blah:

[631kfx400]

Originally posted by C41Xracer
While sippin on gin and
eating a peice of chocolate

[flyboy1294]

Dark chocolate that is. Then...

[631kfx400]

played super smash brothers until

[fastredrider44]

until my his thumbs blistered,

[JForestZ34]

after a while I left



James

[Tommy Warren]

dark skid marks on his....


(somebody please say kfx450R:blah: )

Originally posted by Tommy Warren
dark skid marks on his....


(somebody please say kfx450R:blah: )

trx450r because my mom said

[631kfx400]

if i get butt naked

[powermadd400ex]

women would want me...but

[Tommy Warren]

my user name is nova....:D

[C41Xracer]

and im not gay like

[powermadd400ex]

that one guy off bruno :p

[Tommy Warren]

the one who bangs Eminem

[631kfx400]

bruno sucks so i went

[powermadd400ex]

to the mcdonalds across the

[ATC_KING]

lake on my speed boat...

[631kfx400]

but got attacked by a

[fastredrider44]

lochness monster that looked like

[hondariderdylan]

my girlfreinds big giant hairy

Originally posted by hondariderdylan
my girlfreinds big giant hairy

trouser snake. Then I ran ...

[flyboy1294]

All the way to Afghanistan

Originally posted by flyboy1294
All the way to Afghanistan

and granaded Osama at the...

[Tommy Warren]

taco bell where he's hiding...

[flyboy1294]

With that dang little mascot

[powermadd400ex]

that pooped on my new

[exrider12]

slow and gay kawasaki kfx450r.

[631kfx400]

Originally posted by exrider12
slow and gay kawasaki kfx450r.
with a gay trx450r motor

[powermadd400ex]

that threw a rod when

[631kfx400]

exrider12 f*** the exhaust muffler

[exrider272]

he was told that its

[mcgrath]

like riding a dead donkey

[flyboy1294]

Through a Florida Hurricane

[mxpimp2000]

eatin cheesy double beef buritos

[flyboy1294]

While singing ''Brick House (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU)", High...

[C41Xracer]

While smokin a big fat.

[badasprn]

and really smelly cuban cigar.

[mxpimp2000]

like hobo on bologna sandwich

[bmxican345]

sitting on a curb thinking

[exrider12]

631kfx400 takes it real hard!

[flyboy1294]

"Why'd I sell my quad?"

[Brauap]

"Why'd I sell my quad?"

Then I relized that my...

[Tommy Warren]

pants were around my ankles...

[ridered11]

and i was getting a

[powermadd400ex]

new quad in the next

[Tommy Warren]

five years but then I

[Brauap]

feel asleep for 100 years...

[honda400-4-ever]

and dreamed of girls with..........

Originally posted by honda400-4-ever
and dreamed of girls with..........

Fake twins and shaved beavers

[hondariderdylan]

on a kazuma 150 quad

[UnderFire]

, nobody knows what that is

[631kfx400]

. Now i will be fornicating

[yfzrider310]

on an airplane going to

[Tommy Warren]

Kahzakstan with Borat where he...

[flyboy1294]

Will try to run a

[Dylan189]

worldwide pimping company

[flyboy1294]

(5 words Dude. :rolleyes: )

Along with an icecream shop...

[Tommy Warren]

with breast milk Ice Cream..

[C41Xracer]

and edible underware cones with

[flyboy1294]

A free, complimentary copy of

[Tommy Warren]

micheal jacksons "thriller" which I...

[flyboy1294]

Downloaded illegally because they were

[631kfx400]

too expensive to jack off

[ATC_KING]

so i took my bright

[Brauap]

Wal-Mart to buy her a...

[Brauap]

that night at DisneyLand where

(is there a limit on how many I can do..? ha)

[k4f5x0r]

bellybutton while she fed mickey

[Brauap]

..err I mean monkey's her

[k4f5x0r]

australian rabbit that had seven

[631kfx400]

Originally posted by hondarider11
12 year old girlfriend into
stop with the god damn 12 year olds. lol

large nuts with a side

[Brauap]

of 10MM bolts that couldn't...

[631kfx400]

penetrate into bruce lee because

[NAZ450r]

he was made of metal...

that was flame proof so...

[NAZ450r]

so he could walk on

[631kfx400]

a pile of dolphin jizz

made while using the bathroom

[631kfx400]

into the gay bar icky

[NAZ450r]

so they could have fun

[Brauap]

playing with their pinball machines

[flyboy1294]

At that little arcade while

[Old Head]

Pappy got his quads stolen

[flyboy1294]

Then he used 'the force'...

[Old Head]

To get them back quickly

[flyboy1294]

While kicking butt simultaneously. Then,

[born2ride14]

the rashes on my butt

[flyboy1294]

came back again and I

[born2ride14]

then looked for some icy-hot

[flyboy1294]

and put up my lightsabor

[631kfx400]

so hondarider11 sits on it

[Old Head]

and spins like a top

[flyboy1294]

Before tripping and falling on

[ATC_KING]

a set of 25ft whoops

[Old Head]

then he blew a rod

[631kfx400]

so now hes a woman

[gcart2]

like 12 yr old 631kfx400

[yfzrider310]

so they both became lesbians

[C41Xracer]

And went and got married

[gcart2]

and that is the end.

anyone want to write them all down together?

lmao was so friken hilarious:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[flyboy1294]

Whoa.. I didn't know there was an end. The other one made it to like 235 pages.
But this one is going down hill anyway. Wouldn't want anyone to get banned ;)

Yeah I'll add it up. One sec...

[gcart2]

Originally posted by flyboy1294
Whoa.. I didn't know there was an end. The other one made it to like 235 pages.
But this one is going down hill anyway. Wouldn't want anyone to get banned ;)

Yeah I'll add it up. One sec...

thats what i was thinkin;)

[flyboy1294]

Today I got a ticket...and I thought to myself, I was only going 120mph... And I really needed to,
go to taco bell to, go talk to the manager,About the old Chihuahua mascot, because i wanted to make
a rap music video featuring...porn stars, taco bell and....Johnny Knoxville. Which would definitely...
give me a fatal STD, and then i would bang...my head on a sharp...but ironicaly small sword that
that looked a lot like, the ***** my mom used...for stirring cake batter to, pour on her body that...
that I licked off, before......a banana flew across the...country on a site-seeing tour....
overweight nudists, going to see....the new hit film Bruno, a britney spears concert because
because they both suck....alot, like that girl from highschool, I dated for 20 minutes, Before realizing that she was
my second cousin thats when...she took her shirt off............and the dogs started to,
lick my b***s*ck while I,ate a grilled chesse sandwhich,Which was before i went,to bang my best friends..
mom leaning over the counter,while bathing in baby afterbirth,and singing 'Amazing Grace' in...,
a whorehouse with my best,friends second asian cousin,Billy Bob who is a,Long lost relative of a,
mexican r&b singer,Who was sleeping with his,grandmother Who then decided to,buy a quad and then,
won the pro atv championship...,on a bright pink TRX450....,that had a flux capacitor,and a sparkly purple powerband,
that ran on diesel fuel..,and lots of birth control,that eventually got pregnant and........,
had an illegal immagrant named....,skaniqua whos p***s was very,wide and named it pappy, Then I got AIDS and,
he turned into a midget,that was 3ft tall,with a ten foot wang...,... chung. Who was his uncle.
So I started eating a,strangely colored green pizza that,has polydiagnal multiplesclirosis schematics of,
the purple people eater and,thats when i realized it,I have to talk to,my mom for the next,twenty hours in the car....
So I put my headphones,and enjoyed the sound of,a Kenne Bell Cobra screaming,but then my ears popped,
and i jizzed in my pants,because i saw a kfx450,and relized it was slow,And looked like an alien,
Dr. Dre played, heads ringin',While sippin on gin and,eating a peice of chocolate,Dark chocolate that is. Then...,
played super smash brothers until, until my his thumbs blistered,after a while I left,dark skid marks on his....,
trx450r because my mom said,if i get butt naked,women would want me...but,my user name is nova,
and im not gay like,that one guy off bruno,the one who bangs Eminem,bruno sucks so i went,to the mcdonalds across the,
lake on my speed boat...,but got attacked by a,lochness monster that looked like,my girlfreinds big giant hairy,
trouser snake. Then I ran ...,All the way to Afghanistan,and granaded Osama at the...,taco bell where he's hiding...,
With that dang little mascot,that pooped on my new,slow and gay kawasaki kfx450r.,with a gay trx450r motor,
that threw a rod when,exrider12 f*** the exhaust muffler,he was told that its,like riding a dead donkey,
Through a Florida Hurricane,eatin cheesy double beef buritos,While singing ''Brick House", High...,
While smokin a big fat.and really smelly cuban cigar.,like hobo on bologna sandwich,sitting on a curb thinking,
631kfx400 takes it real hard! "Why'd I sell my quad?" Then I relized that my...pants were around my ankles...and i was getting a
new quad in the next,five years but then I,feel asleep for 100 years...,and dreamed of girls with..........,
Fake twins and shaved beavers,on a kazuma 150 quad,nobody knows what that is,Now i will be fornicating,on an airplane going to,
Kahzakstan with Borat where he...Will try to run a,worldwide pimping company,Along with an icecream shop...with breast milk Ice Cream..
and edible underware cones with,A free, complimentary copy of,micheal jacksons "thriller" which I...,Downloaded illegally because they were,
too expensive to jack off,so i took my bright,12 year old girlfriend into,Wal-Mart to buy her a...,box of c*nd*ms for later,
that night at DisneyLand where,I did her in the,bellybutton while she fed mickey,..err I mean monkey's her,australian rabbit that had seven,
large nuts with a side,of 10MM bolts that couldn't...,penetrate into bruce lee because,he was made of metal...,
that was flame proof so...,so he could walk on,a pile of dolphin jizz,that my 12 year old,made while using the bathroom,
c*nd*m dispensor to get us,into the gay bar icky,to pick up 631kfx400's brother,so they could have fun,playing with their pinball machines,
At that little arcade while,Pappy got his quads stolen,Then he used 'the force'...,To get them back quickly,While kicking butt simultaneously. Then,
the rashes on my butt,came back again and I, then looked for some icy-hot,and put up my lightsabor,
so hondarider11 sits on it,and spins like a top,Before tripping and falling on,a set of 25ft whoops,then he blew a rod,
so now hes a woman,like 12 yr old 631kfx400,so they both became lesbians,And went and got married,and that is the end.

[flyboy1294]

I will take my prize. :o

[Tommy Warren]

wow what a weak story LOL lets try again!

[justin1022]

wile sitting on the couch...

(new one)

[631kfx400]

my anus started to bleed

[Brauap]

and at that time I

thought i might get a

[#101]

phone call from hilary duff

[450rRacer22]

who offered me a job

[hondariderdylan]

pumping port-a-potties at night

[Brauap]

Originally posted by hondariderdylan
pumping port-a-potties at night

(FIVE words)

clubs in Southern West Virginia

[raptorchic]

which had the most imbred...

[yfzrider310]

fat chicks eating bags of

[kyledvor61]

lays tater chips while also...

[Brauap]

chugging down gallons of beer

[450rRacer22]

which had lots of green

[631kfx400]

menopausal juices that included the

[bens250ex]

piss from a cow with....

[born2ride14]

herpes, and *** burger syndrum

[sinisterex]

that made my nutsack smell

[Brauap]

like Tuna Fish Salad but

(guys come on.. quit making this go down hill! All the perveted comments arn't making this funny.. really. And this is comming for a perverted 14 y/o. Just quit and try to make this funny this time, not perverted... :rolleyes: )

[450rRacer22]

i sprayed it with lemon

[631kfx400]

pepperspray and it hurt really

[Brauap]

really really really really really

[bens250ex]

bad like when we had




( we are just making it flow. let it flow...talking about boring stuff is ......BORING so let it be funny in anyway it can. or it will stop where it is at. let people use there brains and create what ever they want within the rules...)

[hypersnyper6947]

that rat trap snap on

[the Z Man]

The part of the skin

[631kfx400]

at the tip of my

[born2ride14]

finger and it turned purple

[Brauap]

like my bestest friend, Barney!

[born2ride14]

speaking of Barney, i saw

[450rRacer22]

him and big bird behind

[sinisterex]

a dumpster stroking eachothers massive

[born2ride14]

(cough) i mean they were

[Brauap]

sharing cotton candy with eachother

[Tommy Warren]

while stroking each others massive

[89rwfo]

BIG BORE 350 POWER VALVES

[Brauap]

on their BIG (small) PeeWee

[Tommy Warren]

50 with a 350 motor

that was a peice of

[born2ride14]

Art and went 2345mph

[mxduner]

in a eight mile,while

[elementryder]

while they were in reverse

[badasprn]

holding on for dear life

[ZSNOW]

to your grandmas giant black...

MX ready honda 450r that

[born2ride14]

smells like old granny feet

[the Z Man]

She says gimme 3 beers...

[born2ride14]

but i only found 2

[Seano300ex]

so she was basically ****ed

[89rwfo]

found gallon of old grandad

[KOG]

and made her chug it all

[bens250ex]

while she jumped through the

[Brauap]

loop-de loop-de loop-de loop-de loop!

[Tommy Warren]

and fell flat on her

[mxduner]

johnson, her big arse modified