My Wife is Coooler thaaan Yoouur Wife ! (or GF)

[tri5ron]

Neener-neener-NEEEENER ! LOL!

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n148/tri5ron/IMG_9992.jpg

[Pappy]

In the kitchen doing her job:devil: :eek:

[tri5ron]

Originally posted by Pappy
In the kitchen doing her job:devil: :eek:
Pappy, maybe you should be aware that she is employed at Boeing, and is the lead for a large group of engineers, assigned to satallites systems, programing, and launch and deployment.

She also holds top security clearances, and has worked on numerous "black" military projects in association with NASA.
(that's all I'm allowed to know about those, but there was also alot of Laser related content and training). (can you say "starwars"?)

She has contacts with people and places in the military, that the government dosent even know about.

that all means,... that if you read between the lines,...

With a few strokes of the keyboad, She can take a live picture of you anywhere, anytime, and can aim a beam from space, to put a red dot on your forehead.

besides all of that,....
she's also pretty darn good with her S&W 686.

so you might just wanna be a little more careful, and watch what you say.

It's Goood to have her LIKE you.
It's BAAADD to have her NOT like you...

just thought you ought to know....
Ron

[Pappy]

Ahh thats great, maybe with all her smarts she can teach you to take a joke!

Ill make sure to put on my tin foil hat before replying to any more loons:eek2:

[tri5ron]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[SRH]

has she spent anytime in ny....looks so familiar , could you get a shot just a tad bit lower:eek2:

lol

[SRH]

he wasnt kidding, ken was just vaporized:eek:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by SRH
he wasnt kidding, ken was just vaporized:eek:

I geuss it would be bad timing for a PMS joke :eek2:

And you better watch what you say Billy, the farce is strong in this one

[wvspeedfreak]

LMAO :D

[flammable]

o good so maybe she can get our troops home, or not that much power:ermm:

[jcv400ex]

Then take some of her NASA money and update the kitchen for the poor lady!

[fandl450r]

4.5/10

Would not read again and was severly disappointed that she's fully clothed.

[dehner47]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
Then take some of her NASA money and update the kitchen for the poor lady!

thats totally uncalled for. not cool at all.

[jcv400ex]

Originally posted by dehner47
thats totally uncalled for. not cool at all.

Anytime a person posts a pic on the internet....it opens the door for wise cracks and smart remarks....:blah:

Originally posted by fandl450r
4.5/10

Would not read again and was severly disappointed that she's fully clothed.

Watch the rating... You might get beamed. :tired:

[fandl450r]

Originally posted by Nova
Watch the rating... You might get beamed. :tired:

Good thing Pappy sent me a tin foil hat!

Originally posted by fandl450r
Good thing Pappy sent me a tin foil hat!

Lmfao

[Scro]

LOL This thread is hilarious.:p

[Guy400]

She should use her Sector 7 clearance and locate Bin Laden with her satellite laser pointer.

Originally posted by Guy400
She should use her Sector 7 clearance and locate Bin Laden with her satellite laser pointer.

She has to have addresses first...

[fastredrider44]

Tin foil hat. I think I just got an idea for the next time I'm around a certain someone. :D

[ZeroLogic]

So, she can cook and find you when you cheatin on her.

I don't know about this one.:chinese:

[fastredrider44]

Originally posted by ZeroLogic
So, she can cook and find you when you cheatin on her.

I don't know about this one.:chinese:

Sounds scary. Does your wife scare you, or is she just scaring me thinking about being in your shoes?:blah:

[KevinAb]

Wow, you would've been ok with the first post, but your next post in the thread deserved this response.

LMAO, too.

Not bad though, dude. You're a lucky guy. My wife hates anything to do with quads.

[AbnMP13]

Originally posted by flammable
o good so maybe she can get our troops home, or not that much power:ermm:

Yeah, I'm tired of this place.

[quad2xtreme]

without a doubt, I have the coolest wife. Broke my quad frame repeatedly...she says to get the Lonestar chromoly frame. Ordered it July 1st. Dislocated my shoulder twice on July 2nd and tell her about it over the phone...yea she lets me go away for 3-4 days to Breezewood when she is working weekend shifts...anyhow, all she says is you just ordered that new frame so you aren't giving up mx until you get some use from it. Plus, she rides...even in the dead of winter in the mountains of WV.

It does go both ways though...we have a weeklong riding trip planned for August. She let me know she plans to go even if I can't make it.

[XCRacer236]

maybe Pappy can PC my tin foil hat before he ships it to me!

[Pappy]

Originally posted by CaseDawg350
maybe Pappy can PC my tin foil hat before he ships it to me!

Ill do it all you like, but my foil hat will be plain and wont stand out. Some crazy b!tch starts shooting rays from space at folks with tin foil hats on, I want to blend in and not stand out.

[SRH]

god you guys are harsh! im glad he posted about that, i was told that all those red dots on the indian ladies were like a scratch off, and when you marry you scratch it to see what gas station you win, turns out it was just our govt scanning there brains with the red dot indicator lol:eek2:

[Pappy]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
Anytime a person posts a pic on the internet....it opens the door for wise cracks and smart remarks....:blah:

Deli Meat500:grr:

[FreekShow]

wait whats her name? she looks like one of my cousins i havent seen in yearssss

Originally posted by FreekShow
wait whats her name? she looks like one of my cousins i havent seen in yearssss

Ahahahahaha. And it somehow turns into a family reunion. lmao

[Guy400]

Originally posted by Pappy
Deli Meat500:grr: Oops...that was me :D

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Guy400
Oops...that was me :D

haha and I believe Jim was right in there with ya:blah:

[Guy400]

Yep. You won the Deli Meats 500 trophy, I was morphed into Osama Bin Laden and Jim grew moose antlers:eek:

[Pappy]

Back in the day when we could poke fun at each other with out having a big attitude about it:o Good lord, remember the afro days:huh Jeff never looked so good:devil:

[Guy400]

For me that was the funniest night on this site ever. It was Photoshop shenanigans all night long.

I almost forgot about Jeff's fro :D

[Pappy]

You must have missed Jeff and the Monkey night......the night 4punks banned me hahaha:p

[jcv400ex]

Papa Fro, Wyndzer oh man we put each other through hell! Taco was always good to rip on someone. The day we determined Jerry was black was legendary! BTW, where the heck is Jerry!?

[Pappy]

Not sure, he sold a bunch of his stuff and hasnt been on. Taco went and got educated and last I heard was doing well

[jcv400ex]

I think we need a 10 year reunion of exriders and all meet up at hatfield

[Pappy]

I dont know if my liver could handle that!

[Pappy]

Anyone remember when 4punks wife accidently posted a shot of herself topless...lol

[jcv400ex]

I betcha chief logan campground would remember us....and double the rates! I want the dang site next to the crapper this time though!

[Pappy]

I saw airdaddy at a race this year....he had his head shaved!

That poor girl from logan....he took out some country boy frustration in that tent from what I could hear:chinese:

[jcv400ex]

Originally posted by Pappy
Anyone remember when 4punks wife accidently posted a shot of herself topless...lol

Ahhh yes, remember that!

[QuadJunkies]

Ahhh... the good ole days .:p

[Guy400]

Originally posted by Pappy
Anyone remember when 4punks wife accidently posted a shot of herself topless...lol I doubt it was accidental :)

Joe's family are good folks when I met them but he and his wife like to have fun:eek:

[Pappy]

Yeah ...she liked having so much fun she ran off on him...

[Guy400]

Gulp...that'll happen:ermm:

[fastredrider44]

I don't know who you're talking about, but I'm sure it was all her fault. No such thing as a decent female. No offense QJ, but I'm yet to meet one. I swear they're all sisters, out for blood.:blah: :grr:

[extremeblastr]

hey now, don't go scaring the guy out of the open forum lol...not a single post since the first page, hmmmmmmm

[Pappy]

He pm'd me...he is having a blast reading all this. His wife is trying to create an account, but I reckon she doesnt know that keyboard as well as he thinks she does:eek: :devil:


Back to the kitchen:cool: :blah:

[extremeblastr]

boy, i sure could go for some bacon right now:D

[tri5ron]

Oh MAN,...
I wouldn't wanna be in your guys shoes when someone finally sends her a membership conformation.

I'm gonna go wrap the kids, and my, entire body in tinfoil just to protect us from the nuclear fallout!

when she gets this, It's gonna look like a freakin' Laser Lightshow around here!

(Maybe Thats why the webmaster is afraid to give her a membership ! Hhmmmm.....)

been waiting two days for a signup conformation....
Me tinks someone is SKEERED. LOL!

[Pappy]

Hey Ron...did you use the same email as your account is registered under?

[tri5ron]

Originally posted by extremeblastr
boy, i sure could go for some bacon right now:D Sure hope you like it EXTRA CRISPY!

[tri5ron]

Originally posted by Pappy
Hey Ron...did you use the same email as your account is registered under? I dont think so.
I think she used her own email addy, I'll PM it to you if you'd like.

[Pappy]

naaa, I dont handle any of that junk:p

Ralph will see this and see whats up...pm him user name Ralph and b!tch him out lol

[extremeblastr]

Originally posted by tri5ron
Sure hope you like it EXTRA CRISPY!

actually i prefer it just barely cooked so if you could just go ahead and relay that to the chef for me it would be greatly appreciated:blah:

[extremeblastr]

i'm looking forward to her getting on here lol, once the beams start flying it'll give me an excuse to spend a night in the old bomb shelter on my property:devil:

[bigd's ex]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tri5ron
[B]Oh MAN,...
I wouldn't wanna be in your guys shoes when someone finally sends her a membership conformation.

Ron,

Any threads you might want to delete before she gets her membership !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL :devil:

[tri5ron]

Originally posted by extremeblastr
actually i prefer it just barely cooked so if you could just go ahead and relay that to the chef for me it would be greatly appreciated:blah: HOLY CRAP!!! The entire power grid in my area seems to be getting overheated.

I'm pretty sure I just heard a couple of transformers blow on the next street over!
I don't think the tinfoil's gonna be enough!

I'm going to have to switch to battery power just to PM Ralph.

I'd suggest you had better go find yourself a Lead filled blanket fortified with some Kryptonite, and start saying your Hail Marys !!!

as the the great Doc Hudson said...
"May (S)He have mercy on your soul"...

[Pappy]

Originally posted by tri5ron


as the the great Doc Hudson said...
"May (S)He have mercy on your soul"...

As the great Neno Brown once said, "Cancel that b!tch , i'll get anotha":eek: :devil:

[tri5ron]

Originally posted by bigd's ex
[QUOTE]Originally posted by tri5ron
[B]Oh MAN,...
I wouldn't wanna be in your guys shoes when someone finally sends her a membership conformation.

Ron,

Any threads you might want to delete before she gets her membership !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL :devil:
ROTFLMAO!!!!
NOPE!, not at all my good man!
I stand behind every thing I post.
(although sometimes, that might include standing behind a large tree trunk too ) :D :D :D

and btw-
I think that during her B-day ride, she must have gotten a hole in that brand new airmattress.
For some strange reason, It was all out of air the next morning.
Hmmmm.....
Wonder how that could have happened ????

[tri5ron]

Originally posted by extremeblastr
i'm looking forward to her getting on here lol, once the beams start flying it'll give me an excuse to spend a night in the old bomb shelter on my property:devil:
I'm pretty sure that Boeing builds the Bunker Busters too, but either way, if you happen to see or hear any Predator Drones inyour area, ...
Might as well just go grab a cold brew, take a gulp, and wait for the bright, pretty, flash.

[Pappy]

Maybe your wife is sexually frustrated? That much anger....makes me wonder:blah:

I bet if you find her button...she might see a flash of light or two and she wont be a grumpy gus:devil:

And I like my eggs sunny side up....just to keep her excited:eek:

[extremeblastr]

Originally posted by tri5ron
I'm pretty sure that Boeing builds the Bunker Busters too, but either way, if you happen to see or hear any Predator Drones inyour area, ...
Might as well just go grab a cold brew, take a gulp, and wait for the bright, pretty, flash.

nah i'll just drag the surface to air setup out of the shed and take that s*** down, then i'll hit the big red button in the kitchen and launch a missile her way.

oh wait nevermind i forgot we were talking about a female operator, i guess i could sit back and watch my neigbors yard disappear:blah: :macho

[tri5ron]

Originally posted by Pappy
Maybe your wife is sexually frustrated? That much anger....makes me wonder:blah:

No frustrations at all, and the funny thing is, she dosent get angry, ...just even.

I bet if you find her button...she might see a flash of light or two and she wont be a grumpy gus:devil:

Oh her button gets pushed plenty often.

And I like my eggs sunny side up....

you better get used to having them, (your EGGS, that is...) Scrambled !!

just to keep her excited:eek:
That's what I do Best !! :cool: :cool: :cool:

[Pappy]

Well has she genius figured out how to get on the site yet:p

I have to be honest, i'm not impressed:o

And remember, she may have you bullied, but I actually have the power to silence her with a keystroke:bandit: :D

[tri5ron]

I'm thinkin' that the Grand Canyon is about to get a demotion to the Second largest hole in the USA.

[Pappy]

What do they say about men that buy cars or over exagerate things...making up for something:confused:

I think what we have here is an "inny!":eek: :devil:

[tri5ron]

LMAO!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1fuDDqU6n4o&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1fuDDqU6n4o&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Pappy]

LOL she probably will want me dead after this haha

[Pappy]

Here, lets just make her head explode:D

[extremeblastr]

Originally posted by tri5ron
LMAO!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1fuDDqU6n4o&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1fuDDqU6n4o&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

damn good movie if i don't say so myself, but i believe in whips and i'm not so sure what my stance is on compensation lasers....i'll keep you updated, meanwhile WHERE THE HELL IS MY BACON WOMAN

[jcv400ex]

I think she forgot to take her oven mitts off and can't type in her username!

[Pappy]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
I think she forgot to take her oven mitts off and can't type in her username!

Oh man...you better wrap your head up like that dude at the 7/11 !!!!!

Wait your from PA, you know how to back hand a chick:eek:

[flammable]

Originally posted by tri5ron
and btw-
I think that during her B-day ride, she must have gotten a hole in that brand new airmattress.
For some strange reason, It was all out of air the next morning.
Hmmmm.....
Wonder how that could have happened ????


hmmm u werent there? i can only think of one way to pop an airmatress, and u dnt need no laser pointer to do it:D

[bigd's ex]

and btw-
I think that during her B-day ride, she must have gotten a hole in that brand new airmattress.
For some strange reason, It was all out of air the next morning.
Hmmmm.....
Wonder how that could have happened ???? [/B][/QUOTE]

Probably was that snake you was playin with on your Fathers Day ride. lmao

[jcv400ex]

Originally posted by Pappy
Oh man...you better wrap your head up like that dude at the 7/11 !!!!!

Wait your from PA, you know how to back hand a chick:eek:

Pimpin ain't easy! :bandit:

[fandl450r]

Still disappointed in this thread. Has been promoted to 5.5/10 due to Pappy's responses.

You know why women have smaller feet right?

[jcv400ex]

Originally posted by fandl450r
Still disappointed in this thread. Has been promoted to 5.5/10 due to Pappy's responses.

You know why women have smaller feet right?

So they can get closer to the kitchen sink! :macho

[fandl450r]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
So they can get closer to the kitchen sink! :macho

Winner! :D

[fastredrider44]

Waiting... Waiting and anticipating...

[tri5ron]

Probably was that snake you was playin with on your Fathers Day ride. lmao [/B][/QUOTE]

maybe so,....
but that one was a Sidewinder Rattler,

and a s far as I know, the only snake that got into our tent over the B-day ride was a One Eyed Slider...:eek2: :blah: :macho

[tri5ron]

Originally posted by fastredrider44
Waiting... Waiting and anticipating...
"Good things come to those who wait"

[QuadJunkies]

Originally posted by fandl450r
Still disappointed in this thread. Has been promoted to 5.5/10 due to Pappy's responses.

You know why women have smaller feet right?

I dont have small feet, what does that mean ? :huh

Or do I wanna know . :o

[jcv400ex]

Originally posted by QuadJunkies
I dont have small feet, what does that mean ? :huh

Or do I wanna know . :o


I vote for QJ to be excluded from any "stereotypical woman talk"

All in favor?

[Pappy]

I

[boyntonracing]

Originally posted by Pappy
I

x2

[feuerstack411]

I got a joke.

A man hits his wife with his car, who's at fault??



The man, he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen!:o

[Bryson#221]

Originally posted by extremeblastr
hey now, don't go scaring the guy out of the open forum lol...not a single post since the first page, hmmmmmmm

Lol...that's what I was thinking..

[sha_rob_27]

I got one too...

When should a woman get a suntan??




When the roof comes off the kitchen...

[tri5ron]

Originally posted by Pappy
I geuss it would be bad timing for a PMS joke :eek2:

actually, I'm beginning to think the timing would be accurate

[jcv400ex]

What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? made the chain too long.

[wilkin250r]

Put some burners and temperature knobs on that keyboard, maybe she'll figure it out faster... :p

[flammable]

Why don't women need to were a watch?






There's a clock on the stove.:eek:

[tri5ron]

I guess she got her conformation sometime last night, but hadn't posted anything due to other work she was doing.

I'm as interested as everyone, to see what she will come back with , and think this could be a Hilarious thread. (already is).
but for now,... I'm just leaving it alone

[jcv400ex]

Originally posted by tri5ron
I guess she got her conformation sometime last night, but hadn't posted anything due to other work she was doing.

I'm as interested as everyone, to see what she will come back with , and think this could be a Hilarious thread. (already is).
but for now,... I'm just leaving it alone


UR SKEEEEERED!:blah:

[tri5ron]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
UR SKEEEEERED!:blah: Nah, just old and wise :p

[bigd's ex]

Originally posted by tri5ron
Nah, just old and wise :p

x2 lol

[extremeblastr]

Originally posted by tri5ron
Nah, just old and wise :p

theres a difference?:p

[8my_Cash]

This thread is hilarious...completely did not think that it was gonna turn into a bashfest hahaha.


Pap, ron, and everyone else have hilarious comments, im dying.


I gotta add one...QJ plz ignore :)


Why are women always so cold?

[jesseweaver]

haha idk??

[LTandRaptorider]

Originally posted by 8my_Cash
This thread is hilarious...completely did not think that it was gonna turn into a bashfest hahaha.


Pap, ron, and everyone else have hilarious comments, im dying.


I gotta add one...QJ plz ignore :)


Why are women always so cold?

So they can slide up and down the bannister to keep supper warm? :confused:

[flammable]

who the hell tries telling a joke and never gives an answer wtf its prob been over 12 hours

[8my_Cash]

Originally posted by flammable
who the hell tries telling a joke and never gives an answer wtf its prob been over 12 hours

chill buddy, its a forum not instant messaging.



Oringally posted byLTandRaptorider
So they can slide up and down the bannister to keep supper warm?

nah...its because they are too far away from the stove



:)

[tri5ron]

All right guys,
apparently I was wrong when I said that Suzanne had recieved the conformation for her membership registration.
She has not.

I have sent a PM to webmaster, Ralph, and recieved a reply that due to the hundreds of fake emails they recieve on a daily basis, it was possible that hers was mistaken and deleted.
OK, that's reasonable.

she then attempted to register AGAIN, and apparently the same thing happened, and after contacting Harlen, he was going to facilitate it for her last night, but unfortunately, she was unable to spend anytime on the computer last night, so it didn't happen.

As I sit here typing this right now,...
She is at her own computer in the other room, and is ready and willing to re-register. (3rd try)
Would it be possible for one of the mods, or Ralph, or Harlen to respond with a pm to me, or a email to her or whatever it's going to take to get this bug worked out ? Please ???

She REALLY would like to take a few shots at some of you guys, LOL!
It's all in fun, and I'd just like to see what she's going to come back with, after I started this whole thing !!

Mods,... Admins,... Higher and Greater powers,...
let me know please, thanks,
Ron

lets see if we can get a little help here and get her hooked up.

[KevinAb]

She has a lot to respond to. Get her here to defend herself.

[tri5ron]

just got a email from the Powers that be,
and she is all hooked up.
Man, some of you guys are in trouble now !!!

I'm going to go put on my flak jacket and helmet...
the lights are starting to flicker, and the power poles are starting to buzz.

may she have mercy on your souls.

[jcv400ex]

Originally posted by tri5ron
just got a email from the Powers that be,
and she is all hooked up.
Man, some of you guys are in trouble now !!!

I'm going to go put on my flak jacket and helmet...
the lights are starting to flicker, and the power poles are starting to buzz.

may she have mercy on your souls.

You haven't been around long enough yet to know, we don't need mercy!

And if you where any kind of man, you'd keep your wife in the kitchen and off of the computer forums anyway! :devil:

[derekhonda]

Originally posted by tri5ron
just got a email from the Powers that be,
and she is all hooked up.
Man, some of you guys are in trouble now !!!

I'm going to go put on my flak jacket and helmet...
the lights are starting to flicker, and the power poles are starting to buzz.

may she have mercy on your souls.

Well I'm gonna go spend the day at the mall then cause you couldn't piss a woman off enough to make her sling one of them bombs at a macy's. :D

[extremeblastr]

no running and hiding here, there are struts to be changed and tires to be shaved for the race car

[fastredrider44]

Bring it!

[Zakradu398]

Kinda late but can we arrange a date, ill give you my address and well see if she really can get that laser on my face?

[extremeblastr]

sooooo where is the almighty house cleaner?

[tri5ron]

I kind of doubt that "Her Almighty Highness" will be posting tonight, but maybe ???

She is actually getting last minute details in order, and getting her bags packed for a trip to San Francisco tommorow morning.
She is going up to run in the S.F. Marathon, with some of her friends, and I will be taking her to the airport at 10:30 am tommorow.

So if not tonight, I don't think we'll be hearing from her until sometime early next week. That's the best I can tell ya.

[jcv400ex]

Ummm, sorry but eh the original ripping was back on 7/7/09.....this is now 7/24/09....kinda redundant by now, eh?

[fandl450r]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
Ummm, sorry but eh the original ripping was back on 7/7/09.....this is now 7/24/09....kinda redundant by now, eh?

/Nod

[tri5ron]

Originally posted by jcv400ex
Ummm, sorry but eh the original ripping was back on 7/7/09.....this is now 7/24/09....kinda redundant by now, eh? yeah, I know,...
But have you ever seen a woman do,
WHAT you were wanting them to do,
WHEN you were wanting them to do it ???

Marriage is Bliss,... :huh

[danhung11]

Originally posted by tri5ron
yeah, I know,...
But have you ever seen a woman do,
WHAT you were wanting them to do,
WHEN you were wanting them to do it ???

Marriage is Bliss,... :huh

Sounds like she needs a reprimand, huh? :p

I agree, timing is everything. It's like disciplining a pet when they have an accident in the house two weeks ago. What's it going to do? :o

[Pappy]

I think she was un-accustomed to the manlyness that is up in here:devil:

Don't worry sweet heart, there is nothing wrong with being a subordinate female doing her chores:eek: :devil: :blah:













(maybe that will draw her out:D )

[tri5ron]

Welcome back Pappy,
If and when she ever DOES respond to this thread,
I'll be looking forward to the loving, tender, relationship, that you two will undoubtedly coddle and nurture.:eek2:

[Pappy]

Coddle and nurture...

more like ankles and ears:devil: