if you wanna laugh hysterically and pee your pants...

[Warnerade]

mods, hope this isnt too bad...but if you choose to delete, be sure to save the link in your favorites first!

http://www.fmylife.com/top

[hondariderdylan]

i read the first page

yea, it will most likely get deleted but its VERY funny:p

mods
save this one

[Pappy]

LOL....I found a few funny, but others are pretty sad:p

[JJs450r]

My olre lady showed me this the other day haha people have messed up lifes lmao

[JParisi48]

hahaha howd u find that site lol

[yam450_53]

Originally posted by JParisi48
hahaha howd u find that site lol

He regularly posts there :D

[kawabunga]

Makes me think maybe my life isn't so bad.

[BlaineKaiser450]

hahahah thats hilarious

honestly thats my favorite website. no matter how bad your day is you can go there and most likely someone has it worse and it will make you laugh and smile. I posted one a long time ago on there about everything just breaking on my quad lol

[powermadd400ex]

wow some of those were so horrible.
but others were so funny :D

[Robin Hood]

Been going there for a few weeks now. I bet some of the stories aren't true but they're still hilarious hahaha.

[250R-Dee]

Today, my teenage stepdaughters, as a punishment for refusing to buy them iphones, told my wife they saw me in town kissing an attractive blonde and grabbing her *** (all invented). She believed it and i'm single. I've been faithful and feeding the whole family for 10 years. FML

Ummmm.. The iphones been on the market for 10 years:confused:

[feuerstack411]

I've been checking that site out for a few months now, it provides the lulz. I also got a FML app on my phone, so I just read FML's all day in class.

[BlaineKaiser450]

Originally posted by 250R-Dee
Today, my teenage stepdaughters, as a punishment for refusing to buy them iphones, told my wife they saw me in town kissing an attractive blonde and grabbing her *** (all invented). She believed it and i'm single. I've been faithful and feeding the whole family for 10 years. FML

Ummmm.. The iphones been on the market for 10 years:confused: hes been supporting the family for 10 years. not iphones lol

[Quad18star]

This one is just wrong !!!!!

"Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
"

[Quad18star]

Shawn, were you involved in this one?

"Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML"

[Warnerade]

Originally posted by Quad18star
Shawn, were you involved in this one?

"Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML"

I wish that was me....unfortunately, these two are.

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 21 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

this one was from my ex...im screwed

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

[ZeroLogic]

Originally posted by Warnerade
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

Been there.:ermm:

[Bryson#221]

I'm on page 10--I've been reading these things off and on since 8am.

Thanks for introducing me to this site. Friiiick.

FML. :D

[dehner47]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bryson#221
[B]I'm on page 10--I've been reading these things off and on since 8am.

haha me too. every chance i get i've been back on that damn site. thanks warnerade for telling all of us about this site.

now, if i get fired for laughing at the computer all day , i'm blaming it all on you. cause now there starting to think i'm on drugs :devil:

[muddy400EX]

Originally posted by dehner47
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bryson#221
[B]I'm on page 10--I've been reading these things off and on since 8am.

haha me too. every chance i get i've been back on that damn site. thanks warnerade for telling all of us about this site.

now, if i get fired for laughing at the computer all day , i'm blaming it all on you. cause now there starting to think i'm on drugs :devil:


hey, then youd have a story to put on there:blah:

[feuerstack411]

I'm gonna make one for my friend. This actually happended.

"Today, I was hooking up with a girl, and my ex-girlfriend jumped out of my closet, FML"

[j_cyrus3]

I've seen this place before.. Here's a good one

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

[reconmaster]

well the about the wheelchair is too funny but also shows ignorance some people have

[ZeroLogic]

Today I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting all in my face so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting at it I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

I know everyone has done that one at least once!

[Which 450?]

some are pretty funny, but alot seem made up.

[Warnerade]

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML.....LMFAO!!!!!

[PolarisRider06]

"Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we proceeded to have sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell your faking." FML"

lol

[wilkin250r]

I know it's tragic, but I almost peed my pants after reading this one;

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

[KXRida]

haha this made me laugh for some reason... haha

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "sh*t, sh*t!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!"

[MX MaNiAc 06]

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

I've heard this story on this site.. same person?

[Doober]

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

haha that one really got me laughing.

[dehner47]

yo doober. i love the saying in your sig. " i wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself" dude, that is so awesome. made me laugh out loud as soon as i read it. :D :devil: :blah: :)