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quadracer707
05-01-2009, 04:02 PM
>
> > > > True Love> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A man breaks into a house to look for money and
> > guns.
> > > > Inside, he finds couple in bed.
> > > > He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to
> > a chair.
> > > >
> > > > While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed
> > > > the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
> >
> > > > then gets up & goes into the bathroom.
> > > >
> > > > While he's in there, the husband whispers
> > over to his
> > > > wife:
> > > > 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look
> > at his
> > > > clothes!
> > > > He's probably spent a lot of time in jail
> > > > and hasn't seen a woman in years.
> > > > I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
> > > > don't resist, don't complain...do what
> > ever he
> > > > tells you.
> > > > Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
> >
> > > > This guy is obviously very dangerous.
> > > > If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.
> > > > Be strong, honey. I love you!'
> > > >
> > > > His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my
>
> > neck.
> > > > He was whispering in my ear.
> > > > He told me that he's gay, thinks you're
> > cute,
> > > > and asked if we had any Vaseline.
> > > > I told him it was in the bathroom.
> > > > Be strong honey. I love you too.'




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JRP
05-01-2009, 04:13 PM
HAHAHAHAH OMG! That was the funniest thing ive read in a long time!:p

S.A.J
05-01-2009, 04:17 PM
wonder what exactly he felt like at that time :p

JJs450r
05-01-2009, 04:53 PM
lol

QuadJunkies
05-02-2009, 01:49 AM
LMFAO!!:p

hardkoratvmxr
05-02-2009, 02:38 AM
that is funny

631kfx400
05-02-2009, 09:42 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i peed a little

BlaineKaiser450
05-02-2009, 12:01 PM
hahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

05-02-2009, 12:46 PM
AHAHAHA. Oh my man. That's the joke of the year. :D I think I pee'd a little.

ZeroLogic
05-02-2009, 02:06 PM
Lmfao thats so wrong.:blah:

buck440
05-02-2009, 05:21 PM
aaaahhaaaaaaahaaaaahaaaa:D :blah: :blah: :blah:

01 250exman
05-02-2009, 11:45 PM
man that's messed up,I think dude would have to kill me before that shat went down.

Speedy 400ex
05-02-2009, 11:59 PM
If i was that guys wife, id probably be laughing my but off. lol I would rather die to....

Robin Hood
05-03-2009, 09:35 AM
Lol! I gotta pass this on hahaha.

dehner47
05-04-2009, 08:51 AM
haha i love it. deff gonna pass that one on:D

F-16Guy
05-04-2009, 09:11 AM
I don't get it:confused:

tach13
05-04-2009, 09:43 AM
*** rape:p