Pappy
12-31-2002, 01:34 PM
The following are excerpts from the Y'allbonics/English dictionary.
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> 1.) HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting.
>
> 2.) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
> Usage: "Heidi, Hire yew?"
>
> 3.) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
>
> 4.) JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and took it to
> Lanner."
>
> 5.) BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayam.
> Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,00 in
> improvements."
>
> 6.) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd
> from him in munts."
>
> 7.) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
>
> 8.) BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and
> yeast.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
>
> 9.) IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native."
> Usage: "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"
>
> 10.) RANCH - (noun)- tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my
> brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
>
> 11.) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
> Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
>
> 12.) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration.
> Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup
> truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
>
> 13.) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel.
> Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat
> tar in my pickup truck."
>
> 14.) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument.
> Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see
> that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
>
> 15.) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working.
> Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
>
> 16.) FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or
> combat.
> Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."
>
> 17.) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
> Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
>
> 18.) CHEER - (adverb) In this place.
> Usage: "Just set that bare rat cheer".
>
> 19.) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic.
> Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn
> country."
>
> 20.) DID - (adjective) - Not alive.
> Usage: "He's did, Jim."
>
> 21.) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen.
> Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ARE!"
>
> 22.) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
> Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
>
> 23.) JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction.
> Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war
> fence cump'ny?"
>
> 24.) HAZE - a contraction.
> Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ..... haze ignert.
>
> 25.) SEED -(verb) - past tense of "to see".
> Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City".
>
> 26.) VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun.
> Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"
>
> 27.) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.
> Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."
>
> 1.) HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting.
>
> 2.) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
> Usage: "Heidi, Hire yew?"
>
> 3.) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
>
> 4.) JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and took it to
> Lanner."
>
> 5.) BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayam.
> Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,00 in
> improvements."
>
> 6.) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd
> from him in munts."
>
> 7.) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
>
> 8.) BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and
> yeast.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
>
> 9.) IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native."
> Usage: "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"
>
> 10.) RANCH - (noun)- tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my
> brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
>
> 11.) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
> Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
>
> 12.) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration.
> Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup
> truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
>
> 13.) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel.
> Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat
> tar in my pickup truck."
>
> 14.) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument.
> Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see
> that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
>
> 15.) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working.
> Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
>
> 16.) FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or
> combat.
> Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."
>
> 17.) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
> Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
>
> 18.) CHEER - (adverb) In this place.
> Usage: "Just set that bare rat cheer".
>
> 19.) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic.
> Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn
> country."
>
> 20.) DID - (adjective) - Not alive.
> Usage: "He's did, Jim."
>
> 21.) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen.
> Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ARE!"
>
> 22.) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
> Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
>
> 23.) JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction.
> Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war
> fence cump'ny?"
>
> 24.) HAZE - a contraction.
> Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ..... haze ignert.
>
> 25.) SEED -(verb) - past tense of "to see".
> Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City".
>
> 26.) VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun.
> Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"
>
> 27.) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.
> Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."