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Pappy
12-31-2002, 01:34 PM
The following are excerpts from the Y'allbonics/English dictionary.
>
> 1.) HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting.
>
> 2.) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
> Usage: "Heidi, Hire yew?"
>
> 3.) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
>
> 4.) JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and took it to
> Lanner."
>
> 5.) BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayam.
> Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,00 in
> improvements."
>
> 6.) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division.
> Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd
> from him in munts."
>
> 7.) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
>
> 8.) BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and
> yeast.
> Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
>
> 9.) IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native."
> Usage: "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"
>
> 10.) RANCH - (noun)- tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my
> brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
>
> 11.) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
> Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
>
> 12.) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration.
> Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup
> truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
>
> 13.) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel.
> Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat
> tar in my pickup truck."
>
> 14.) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument.
> Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see
> that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
>
> 15.) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working.
> Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
>
> 16.) FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or
> combat.
> Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."
>
> 17.) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
> Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
>
> 18.) CHEER - (adverb) In this place.
> Usage: "Just set that bare rat cheer".
>
> 19.) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic.
> Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn
> country."
>
> 20.) DID - (adjective) - Not alive.
> Usage: "He's did, Jim."
>
> 21.) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen.
> Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ARE!"
>
> 22.) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
> Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
>
> 23.) JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction.
> Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war
> fence cump'ny?"
>
> 24.) HAZE - a contraction.
> Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ..... haze ignert.
>
> 25.) SEED -(verb) - past tense of "to see".
> Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City".
>
> 26.) VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun.
> Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"
>
> 27.) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.
> Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."

TheRedRebel17
12-31-2002, 01:37 PM
i hope you didnt type all that :huh

Pappy
12-31-2002, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by Rider-400EX
i hope you didnt type all that :huh

im not from that far south;) :devil :blah

TheRedRebel17
12-31-2002, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Pappy


im not from that far south;) :devil :blah

atleast im not a yankee:blah :devil :eek: :D

Pappy
12-31-2002, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Rider-400EX


atleast im not a yankee:blah :devil :eek: :D

ummm....maryland is on the southern side of the mason dixon line thar johnny reb:p

TheRedRebel17
12-31-2002, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by Pappy


ummm....maryland is on the southern side of the mason dixon line thar johnny reb:p

since when?....lmao

Pappy
12-31-2002, 02:31 PM
the mason dixon line runs thru maryland.....part of it any way. i was originated in johnson city tennessee if that helps you figure out that .....yes.....pappy is a rebel:devil

Fender Bender
12-31-2002, 02:36 PM
LMGDAO!!! that sounds like my moms hick boyfreind, hes from "homney okluhomuh" haha

yellowex01
12-31-2002, 02:40 PM
Didnt the Yankees win the war?? :D

DGR Designs
12-31-2002, 02:41 PM
LMFAO. good one pappy. now my redneck chrismas reply in the lights o the barrel thread is now especially true

TheRedRebel17
12-31-2002, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by yellowex01
Didnt the Yankees win the war?? :D

Screw the Yanks....we shoulda won...they just got lucky :devil :eek: :blah

yellowex01
12-31-2002, 02:53 PM
Coulda, shoulda, woulda, a win is a win..:eek:

Knight440
12-31-2002, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by yellowex01
Coulda, shoulda, woulda, a win is a win..:eek: :blah :macho

TheRedRebel17
12-31-2002, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by yellowex01
Coulda, shoulda, woulda, a win is a win..:eek:

bah:huh :macho :blah

TRX_Thumper
12-31-2002, 03:11 PM
shoot fellers u think rico is a redneck lol....come down to overton county tennessee every gal dern one of yons would get there *** whooped

TRX_Thumper
12-31-2002, 03:13 PM
hey guys no flame intended on my above post...but here in a day er 2 i will get you guys a picture of my yoder (toyota) that i drive

Pappy
12-31-2002, 03:15 PM
kind wierd we can joke about a war inwhich more americans lost thier lives then all the other wars since combined:eek:



its all good.....but them northern fellers do have a lil learnin they be needin:devil

Ryan
12-31-2002, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
kind wierd we can joke about a war inwhich more americans lost thier lives then all the other wars since combined:eek:



its all good.....but them northern fellers do have a lil learnin they be needin:devil

Speak for urself :p . Im sick of the north, Im gonna get outta this civil war and head down to Cali.;)

TheRedRebel17
12-31-2002, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
its all good.....but them northern fellers do have a lil learnin they be needin:devil

I dun agree wit dat you her me :huh

TheRedRebel17
12-31-2002, 03:21 PM
hey guys...i have a rebel flag on my wheeler...no joke

Rip_Tear
12-31-2002, 04:34 PM
Poor poor Rico, always getting picked on... :( Don't worry Rico we still like you... (not in the way your thinking though)... How did this turn into the Civil war...?:)

yellowex01
01-01-2003, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by Pappy
kind wierd we can joke about a war inwhich more americans lost thier lives then all the other wars since combined:eek:



its all good.....but them northern fellers do have a lil learnin they be needin:devil

Well you good ole boys best git some help, remember what happened to you last time you tried? You LOST:D

yellowex01
01-01-2003, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by TRX_Thumper
shoot fellers u think rico is a redneck lol....come down to overton county tennessee every gal dern one of yons would get there *** whooped


How did we go from having a little fun to getting our asses whooped? I bet your a legend in your own mind as well..:confused:

bansheeguy77
01-01-2003, 08:42 AM
wow this post is turning into civil war II but i hate the north as well so go ahead and blow it up im movin south :macho

Pappy
01-01-2003, 09:01 AM
arguing about the civil war is like arguing about slavery.....you werent there...no one living was there....its history....its over.....remember it and learn from it.

yellowex01
01-01-2003, 09:07 AM
I was there in a previous life.:devil

My mother in law swears that she was on the titanic in another life.. Too funny..

yellowex01
01-01-2003, 09:08 AM
What year was that again? I should of paid attention is history..

yellowex01
01-01-2003, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by bansheeguy77
wow this post is turning into civil war II but i hate the north as well so go ahead and blow it up im movin south :macho

Turn coat..:D

QuadRacer041
01-01-2003, 11:05 AM
holy $hit that is funny as he11