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zyoung04
04-15-2009, 12:29 AM
make up something see what we can come with dont have to have to true just something funny

tri5ron
04-15-2009, 12:59 AM
ok, I'll start,

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there lived a small man who had a large idea....

next-

muddy400EX
04-15-2009, 01:02 AM
he decided he could take over the world with his 6 inch...










:ermm:

blacknblue#2
04-15-2009, 01:09 AM
and the only thing he could come up with was a recipe for the new dickensider!!

zyoung04
04-15-2009, 01:12 AM
and standing outside his window was a talking moose with a zztop beard

bigd's ex
04-15-2009, 08:33 AM
And a squarrel sitting on his shoulder.

Bryson#221
04-15-2009, 12:05 PM
riding a Blaster


:D :D :D

631kfx400
04-15-2009, 12:39 PM
with no pants on

907Rider
04-15-2009, 12:46 PM
And has lots of hair.

blacknblue#2
04-15-2009, 01:50 PM
while waiting inpatiently for something to happen.............

Warnerade
04-15-2009, 04:56 PM
he decided to open up a non profit organization to protect the native birds

907Rider
04-15-2009, 05:08 PM
Then he drank some Amp.

jcs003
04-15-2009, 05:29 PM
and didn't sleep for days.

whitebros400
04-15-2009, 05:31 PM
and without taking a shower

Gray33
04-15-2009, 06:25 PM
he had to resort going to the local general store to buy a extreme amout of personal lube to make up for the lack of soap.

blacknblue#2
04-15-2009, 09:22 PM
when all of a sudden it hit him, with this lube i could.........

zyoung04
04-15-2009, 10:17 PM
grease up all of his friends door handles

WhiteZrider
04-15-2009, 10:22 PM
The end.

zyoung04
04-15-2009, 10:33 PM
i started ill decide when to end it gee wiz ive let longer farts then this story was long

blacknblue#2
04-15-2009, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by zyoung04
i started ill decide when to end it gee wiz ive let longer farts then this story was long

OWNED!!!!!!:D ....................So this one time at band camp, all the little girls didnt think i was cool enough so i showed them i could...........

zwark
04-15-2009, 11:46 PM
ride a wheelie without a helmet but..

muddy400EX
04-16-2009, 01:03 AM
bugs went in my eyes and i got an eye infection and now im blind, so now im gonna...

blacknblue#2
04-16-2009, 01:06 AM
buy a dead bird that has the head taped on it and make national tv, but after that i will probably....

zwark
04-16-2009, 01:16 AM
regain sight and realize how much of a dumbass i was for thinking the bird was alive but..

blacknblue#2
04-16-2009, 01:22 AM
after regaining site i realize how hot the nurse is that has been taking care of me and i proceed to tell her what i would.......

zyoung04
04-16-2009, 02:05 AM
do to wash her ford festiva........

wolfpack91
04-16-2009, 03:28 AM
which has Holeshot XCR tires on the front and Hoosier flat tracks on the back with..

blacknblue#2
04-16-2009, 04:03 AM
12.5:1 compression pistons and stage 9 hotcams. she took it to the local dirt drags friday night and.......

jcs003
04-16-2009, 04:45 AM
and lost to a blaster with low compression...

250r rider 88
04-16-2009, 09:07 AM
after the race we went back to my place and......

KOG
04-16-2009, 09:21 AM
made dippy eggs but she burnt them so i .......

04-16-2009, 09:32 AM
so i wasent to happy and left.stole her car and ran from the police.

Bryson#221
04-16-2009, 09:55 AM
As I ran from the police, Miss Supercross, Casey, pulled out in front of me. At first, I was really mad, but when I realized it was her...

zyoung04
04-16-2009, 12:24 PM
cuz everything she had on had monster energy supercross on it....she was standing on the street corner so i gave her a ride too.......

quadrider1299
04-16-2009, 12:35 PM
when i realized a redneck in the woods was changing his alternator in his 74 chevy...

blacknblue#2
04-16-2009, 01:43 PM
while the chevy was a rust bucket he felt the need to make it run like a champ. while he was hard at work his wife came out to....

jcs003
04-16-2009, 02:02 PM
serve him an *** whoopin' for coming home late...

Bryson#221
04-16-2009, 03:11 PM
when she found out he was seeing the manager of Honeybucket©...

yamahaman623
04-16-2009, 03:13 PM
so they took that rust bucket with a 454 big block in it back to their love shack to...

Warnerade
04-16-2009, 03:28 PM
make soup.

scuzz
04-16-2009, 03:29 PM
Then they ate the soup.

It was made with peanuts one of them had a nut allergy so....

Bryson#221
04-16-2009, 03:36 PM
they consulted with the members of AtvRiders.com and were told to...

scuzz
04-16-2009, 03:38 PM
post pics

blacknblue#2
04-16-2009, 03:41 PM
So post pics they did after their photshoot for mudwheels magazine!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/happy_schman/redneck.jpg

scuzz
04-16-2009, 03:44 PM
But they didn't get very far:

http://dobi.fluidgravity.com/images/truck/stuck.jpg

631kfx400
04-16-2009, 04:33 PM
so they decided to change their name to

jcs003
04-16-2009, 04:44 PM
sponge bob square pants...

blacknblue#2
04-16-2009, 09:28 PM
But with this new name came a new lifestyle....

wolfpack91
04-16-2009, 11:20 PM
there would be no more Mrs. Supercross or pippin around. But once you start you can't stop and the next thing you know....

blacknblue#2
04-17-2009, 12:03 AM
holy sheet their everywhere

http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww34/lbd89/DSC00052.jpg

but what could this mean??????????