story time thread

[zyoung04]

make up something see what we can come with dont have to have to true just something funny

[tri5ron]

ok, I'll start,

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there lived a small man who had a large idea....

next-

[muddy400EX]

he decided he could take over the world with his 6 inch...










:ermm:

[blacknblue#2]

and the only thing he could come up with was a recipe for the new dickensider!!

[zyoung04]

and standing outside his window was a talking moose with a zztop beard

[bigd's ex]

And a squarrel sitting on his shoulder.

[Bryson#221]

riding a Blaster


:D :D :D

[631kfx400]

with no pants on

[907Rider]

And has lots of hair.

[blacknblue#2]

while waiting inpatiently for something to happen.............

[Warnerade]

he decided to open up a non profit organization to protect the native birds

[907Rider]

Then he drank some Amp.

[jcs003]

and didn't sleep for days.

[whitebros400]

and without taking a shower

[Gray33]

he had to resort going to the local general store to buy a extreme amout of personal lube to make up for the lack of soap.

[blacknblue#2]

when all of a sudden it hit him, with this lube i could.........

[zyoung04]

grease up all of his friends door handles

[WhiteZrider]

The end.

[zyoung04]

i started ill decide when to end it gee wiz ive let longer farts then this story was long

[blacknblue#2]

Originally posted by zyoung04
i started ill decide when to end it gee wiz ive let longer farts then this story was long

OWNED!!!!!!:D ....................So this one time at band camp, all the little girls didnt think i was cool enough so i showed them i could...........

[zwark]

ride a wheelie without a helmet but..

[muddy400EX]

bugs went in my eyes and i got an eye infection and now im blind, so now im gonna...

[blacknblue#2]

buy a dead bird that has the head taped on it and make national tv, but after that i will probably....

[zwark]

regain sight and realize how much of a dumbass i was for thinking the bird was alive but..

[blacknblue#2]

after regaining site i realize how hot the nurse is that has been taking care of me and i proceed to tell her what i would.......

[zyoung04]

do to wash her ford festiva........

[wolfpack91]

which has Holeshot XCR tires on the front and Hoosier flat tracks on the back with..

[blacknblue#2]

12.5:1 compression pistons and stage 9 hotcams. she took it to the local dirt drags friday night and.......

[jcs003]

and lost to a blaster with low compression...

[250r rider 88]

after the race we went back to my place and......

[KOG]

made dippy eggs but she burnt them so i .......

so i wasent to happy and left.stole her car and ran from the police.

[Bryson#221]

As I ran from the police, Miss Supercross, Casey, pulled out in front of me. At first, I was really mad, but when I realized it was her...

[zyoung04]

cuz everything she had on had monster energy supercross on it....she was standing on the street corner so i gave her a ride too.......

[quadrider1299]

when i realized a redneck in the woods was changing his alternator in his 74 chevy...

[blacknblue#2]

while the chevy was a rust bucket he felt the need to make it run like a champ. while he was hard at work his wife came out to....

[jcs003]

serve him an *** whoopin' for coming home late...

[Bryson#221]

when she found out he was seeing the manager of Honeybucket©...

[yamahaman623]

so they took that rust bucket with a 454 big block in it back to their love shack to...

[Warnerade]

make soup.

[scuzz]

Then they ate the soup.

It was made with peanuts one of them had a nut allergy so....

[Bryson#221]

they consulted with the members of AtvRiders.com and were told to...

[scuzz]

post pics

[blacknblue#2]

So post pics they did after their photshoot for mudwheels magazine!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/happy_schman/redneck.jpg

[scuzz]

But they didn't get very far:

http://dobi.fluidgravity.com/images/truck/stuck.jpg

[631kfx400]

so they decided to change their name to

[jcs003]

sponge bob square pants...

[blacknblue#2]

But with this new name came a new lifestyle....

[wolfpack91]

there would be no more Mrs. Supercross or pippin around. But once you start you can't stop and the next thing you know....

[blacknblue#2]

holy sheet their everywhere

http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww34/lbd89/DSC00052.jpg

but what could this mean??????????