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KxFer656
02-26-2009, 06:42 AM
4xx4 Beach Ridge Rd.
Lockport, NY, 1xxx4
February 23, 2009

To whom ever it may concern
Magic Bullet Company.
5107 Main St.
Denver, CO, 14501

To whom it may concern:

Last week I purchased the Magic Bullet. I made this purchase at Tops in Lxxxport, NY on 12/12/2008 for the amount of $29.95 with intentions on making salsa.

Unfortunately, your product has not performed satisfactorily because the motor cannot handle more than 10 seconds of usage. This prevents the salsa from getting grounded up enough to make use of. Therefore, to solve the problem, I would appreciate your company to refund me my money as the product guarantee has failed me. Enclosed are copies of my receipt purchase, and the guarantee that was included.

I am looking forward to your reply and resolution of my problem, and will wait three weeks before seeking third-party assistance. Contact me at the above address or by phone at 716-xxx-xxx.

Sincerely,

xxxx xxxxxxxx

05LSR250R
02-26-2009, 07:44 AM
Guess they should have named it the Tragic Bullet! LMAO! Hope you get your money back.

Ralph
02-26-2009, 08:14 AM
Ummm, return it to the store?

scuzz
02-26-2009, 08:41 AM
Great post.

Now I want 30 seconds of my life back.

walrusfarm
02-26-2009, 08:43 AM
Um..... WTF?

buck440
02-26-2009, 09:11 AM
does this site sponsor the magic bullet:huh

suck my pipe
02-26-2009, 09:57 AM
This seemed pointless

Scro
02-26-2009, 09:58 AM
Maybe the manufacturer didn't intend for the Magic Bullet to be used in your salsa:p

buck440
02-26-2009, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by Scro
Maybe the manufacturer didn't intend for the Magic Bullet to be used in your salsa:p :D

raptor35086
02-26-2009, 10:23 AM
?:huh

05LSR250R
02-26-2009, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by Scro
Maybe the manufacturer didn't intend for the Magic Bullet to be used in your salsa:p




LAUGHING MY MOTHERF^*$#! *** OFF!!!!!!!!!
YOU WAANA BUY A NEW ONE?
MY OLD LADY HAS ONE WITH LOW MILEAGE!
SO SHE SAYS!

smr
02-26-2009, 11:11 AM
LMAO.....I bet none of the single guys even get the joke.


The magic bullet just makes a man lazy....:D

derekhonda
02-26-2009, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by buck440
does this site sponsor the magic bullet:huh

Pappy is a distributor.

justen08
02-26-2009, 12:59 PM
lol

LTRracer4
02-26-2009, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Scro
Maybe the manufacturer didn't intend for the Magic Bullet to be used in your salsa:p

LMAO.. it took me second

deathcorefan2
02-26-2009, 03:19 PM
dude i have a magic bullet and its sweet. i make milkshakes with it like all the time.

BlaineKaiser450
02-26-2009, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by raptor35086
?:huh

02-26-2009, 04:12 PM
I see you live in Olean. And why did you put xxx rather than ock for lockport? Way back in the day i used to have to travel to Olean for some hockey games.

Warnerade
02-26-2009, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by Scro
Maybe the manufacturer didn't intend for the Magic Bullet to be used in your salsa:p i was thinking the same thing lmao

smr
02-27-2009, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by FlewByU352
I see you live in Olean. And why did you put xxx rather than ock for lockport? Way back in the day i used to have to travel to Olean for some hockey games.

because it's a xxx joke. He was dropping clues for people to pick up on.

05LSR250R
02-27-2009, 06:29 AM
AAAAAAAARRRGH! Are you kiddin' me!!! Is it April already! WTF!