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jcv400ex
10-05-2008, 07:44 AM
I've never talked about it here, but I was married once before.
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in Hamilton because of bad weather. Thank God the kids weren't with her.

The FAA issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: She was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph below was taken at the scene to show the extent of damage to her aircraft.

She was really lucky......























http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n295/jcv400ex/broom.jpg

Pappy
10-05-2008, 07:46 AM
LMFAO!

Ruby Soho
10-05-2008, 07:53 AM
haha!

AtvMxRider
10-05-2008, 08:02 AM
Holy chit that was funny. I thought you were serious:devil:

Kickstarts-suck
10-05-2008, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by AtvMxRider
Holy chit that what funny. I thought you were serious:devil:

^^^^


:p

Robin Hood
10-05-2008, 09:21 AM
LMAO hahaha

brian76708
10-05-2008, 09:42 AM
that was a good one

Brad77
10-05-2008, 09:52 AM
LMFAOOoooooo
That is awesome:D

BlaineKaiser450
10-05-2008, 10:11 AM
OMG hahaha LMAO!!!!!!!!! i was not expecting that!

10-05-2008, 10:12 AM
thats HILARIOUS!!!

ohsobad_chevy
10-05-2008, 10:21 AM
.........I don't get it??..??.. :confused:

ROFL...just kiddin' That's some funny chit!!

JOEX
10-05-2008, 12:07 PM
LMAO!

klutch
10-05-2008, 12:29 PM
LMAO!!!!!! Got me!!! wow...

ZeroLogic
10-05-2008, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Pappy
LMFAO!

Quad18star
10-05-2008, 05:40 PM
LMFAO !!!!!:devil:

quad2xtreme
10-05-2008, 07:21 PM
You got me. :D

10-05-2008, 07:25 PM
eh. My favorite wife joke is...

A man hits his wife with a car. Who's fault is it?




The mans. Why was he driving in the kitchen!

CHAR250R
10-06-2008, 05:55 PM
Is that hers? Or is it a rental? :eek: